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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard knows the difference between a stern drive and an outboard.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will not take prisoners and does not negotiate with terrorists.
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard is now available lactose-free.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has six toes on his right foot.
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    SuperStickmanSuperStickman Posts: 80
    Stone Gossard Watches the Watchmen...
    "The goal of a coach is to take a guy who has beaten down by his parents, by religion, by society, to take that guy and build him back up to find his spirit to go out and fight" Joe Lewis
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard "ain't talkin' 'bout love".
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard is a Mac.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the inspiration for the Paula Abdul song "Cold Hearted Snake".
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard like fresh blueberries on his Cheerios and if he doesn't get them, he's been known to pout.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has competed in five triathlons.
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard knows this ain't no place for heroes.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    fox_mulderXfox_mulderX Posts: 1,134
    i love how this thread was started three years ago and it's still going strong

    randaldoesjersey wrote:
    mookie_in_eugene wrote:
    Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".

    Brilliant.

    and, yes, that was brilliant. i laugh every time i read it
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    Stypo420Stypo420 Posts: 519
    Stone Gossard does a mean white man two step. ( step to the left, step to the right, repeat)
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a commercial driver's license.
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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard is the original "ye without sin"
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will only stay in even numbered hotel rooms on odd numbered floors.
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    Stone Gossard started life as a pebble......
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the stunt man who actually "jumped the shark" as Fonzie on Happy Days.
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    gonzogonzo Posts: 561
    After MSG2 Stone is taking the month to clean up and return all of the spilled BP oil back into the earth.. by himself.

    Yes, Stone can swim 5000ft deep. Without an oxygen tank.
    peace,
    gonzo
    4/10/94, 9/28/96, 9/29/96, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 10/01/04, 9/15/05, 9/30/05, 10/01/05, 5/4/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/19/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/31/09, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/15/13, 10/18/13, 10/19/13, 10/25/13, 9/26/15, 4/28/16, 4/29/16, 5/1/16, 5/2/16, 8/5/16, 8/7/16, 4/7/17, 8/8/18, 8/10/18
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    Rollingstone123Rollingstone123 Posts: 222
    stone! please sing one in the next 2 nights!
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    -decodified--decodified- mobile device Posts: 2,686
    Rollingstone123 wrote:
    stone! please sing one in the next 2 nights!

    you don't ask for anything to Stone... he can read your mind...
    Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - Jul 15, 2006
    Outside Lands Festival - Aug 28, 2009
    Key Arena - Sep 21, 2009
    Viejas Arena - Oct 09, 2009
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 23, 2010
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 24, 2010
    Oracle Arena Nov 26, 2013
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 26, 2014
    Parque Simon Bolivar - Bogota, Colombia - Nov 25, 2015 - MY HOMETOWN!!!
    Madison Square Garden - May 01, 2016
    Madison Square Garden - May 02, 2016
    Wrigley Field - Aug 20, 2016
    Wrigley Field - Aug 22, 2016 - MY B-DAY!!!

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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be throwing out the first pitch Sunday for the Yankees/Mets game.
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    Stone Gossard throws like a girl!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    littlewingfridayslittlewingfridays Posts: 242
    I heard there is a new mayor of NYC(temporary.....2 nights)
    Yep
    You guessed it.
    Mayor Gossard
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    PaigePaige Posts: 365
    Stone just climbed to the top of the Empire State Building!
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard wouldn't need to climb to the top of the Empire State Building. He would levitate effortlessly.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    fox_mulderXfox_mulderX Posts: 1,134
    mookie_in_eugene wrote:
    Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".

    this one never gets old
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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard is woman enough to be my man.
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    electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,458
    Stone has invented a new form of transportation based on "The Balloon Boy Project"
    it consists of a solar powered balloon device that works on the principle of
    the closer the balloon gets to the sun, the further it travels. ~
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    electron blue wrote:
    Stone has invented a new form of transportation based on "The Balloon Boy Project"
    it consists of a solar powered balloon device that works on the principle of
    the closer the balloon gets to the sun, the further it travels. ~

    Stone Gossard had his balloon burst when his invention instead took orbit rather than reaching escape velocity.

    As Stone explained, "escape velocity is the initial speed required to go from an initial point in a gravitational potential field to infinity (but not beyond) with a residual velocity of zero, with all speeds and velocities measured with respect to the field. Additionally, the escape velocity at a point in space is equal to the speed that an object would have if it started at rest from an infinite distance and was pulled by gravity to that point. Usually, the initial point is on the surface of a planet (or moon.) On earth's surface, the escape velocity is about 6.96 miles per SECOND, which is approximately 34 times the speed of sound (Mach 34) and at least 10 times the speed of a rifle bullet."

    Gosh Darn that Stone!
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