Us dudes can have a dudes hygiene thread thingy to.

chadwick
chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited February 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Yea um, us dudes can have a hygiene thread thingy to.

Shall we men share our bad-ass manly hygiene secrets?
(haha)

I'll start.

(1). Oral-health-care. (makes Beavis/Butthead noises, he said oral)
Tooth-brush with toothpaste, what a wonderful often concept.
Mouthwash stuff liquids, flossing toothpick lil tool gadget thingy.
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • aNiMaL
    aNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Deodorant - I apply it daily after my shower.
  • kinetic
    kinetic Posts: 148
    How often do you fellas get waxed? Let's talk pain.
    When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,843
    kinetic wrote:
    How often do you fellas get waxed? Let's talk pain.

    I get waxed poetic....hurts way less!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Shave gentials weekly

    Keep my low-hangers nice and smooth
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • DOSW
    DOSW Posts: 2,014
    I use this great shampoo called "Pert." It's amazing... it cleans the hair and everything.
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • Gossard_Is_God
    Gossard_Is_God Posts: 1,031
    I shave off all chest and stomach hair. trim forearm hair and underarm hair, leg hair and my bush weekly lol
    Pearl Jam - London Astoria 20/4/06....One hell of a night :)

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    Wembley 2007 :D
  • dirt
    dirt Posts: 398
    When applying cologne, I spray into the air and then walk into it. A morning ritual I sort of have to laugh at as I must look like a real dork doing this...not so much as walk into, more like 'swoop' into.
    drive less - RIDE MORE!
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    DOSW wrote:
    I use this great shampoo called "Pert." It's amazing... it cleans the hair and everything.

    Yea me to, I enjoy Pert on or in my hair.
    When I run outta that body wash soap stuff
    I'll use Pert on my puff soaper upper thingy used for scrubbin up.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I wear alot of ink.
    So I use body lotion or baby oil
    on my tats/myself.
    I am a slippery son of a gun all bathed up nicely in that junk.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    aNiMaL wrote:
    Deodorant - I apply it daily after my shower.

    you shower daily?
    "It's all happening"
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    I am really enjoying this thread ;)
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    small town beck wrote:
    I am really enjoying this thread ;)
    good, i thought i was the only one :D haha
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    good, i thought i was the only one :D haha


    Nope :D Two cheeky tarts sitting back enjoying this one.

    But really this thread is useless without pics :p;)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    I'll ride my bike, hike around, jog a block or 2 if im spunky.
    I used to be the jock type but I quit to become a drug addict.
    Now I am back at gettin healthy.
    I smear Jeanie's hair lotion honey stuff on my toast.

    You're a busy boy all mr. clean fancy pants and stuff.
    That must take 3-9 hours.
    And I thought I was busy brushin my teeth.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    small town beck wrote:
    Nope :D Two cheeky tarts sitting back enjoying this one.

    But really this thread is useless without pics :p;)
    i can't help it, it's in my name :o

    and yes. photobucket is free.....HELLOOOO lol

    and i'm waiting for a pillow fight.

    *waiting* :p
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i can't help it, it's in my name :o

    and yes. photobucket is free.....HELLOOOO lol

    and i'm waiting for a pillow fight.

    *waiting* :p


    OMG I am saying laughing right now :D

    Ok boys, put on the boxer briefs and show chiq and I what you have got :p
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    small town beck wrote:
    OMG I am saying laughing right now :D

    Ok boys, put on the boxer briefs and show chiq and I what you have got :p


    Has a dresser drawer fulla boxers.
    Dumps em out to pick a flavor for modeling.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I search for a huge tube sock for
    the stuffing inside of the underwears.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    chadwick wrote:
    Has a dresser drawer fulla boxers.
    Dumps em out to pick a flavor for modeling.


    *pulls chair closer to desk and waits* :p

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