Us dudes can have a dudes hygiene thread thingy to.

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    Now that's just mean...but probably what he didn't know was that she used his toothbrush to clean the toilet. :)


    It is pretty nasty

    He mentioned when we were all eating at dinner one night

    His wife wanted to kill Him !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    Nanna gets me a gift pack of deodorant, aftershave and soap for my birthday and chirstmas and I've learnt how to ration it to last the year. :D
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • somebodyelsessky2020
    somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,178
    Corduroyboy wrote:
    Now that's clearly the funniest quote of this thread!
    that is classic... balloon knot, sick but funny as hell LMFAO
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Ladies wanna hear something disgusting

    My best friend after working out would use his wife's puffy shower thing on ass in the shower after working out in the gym

    She didn't know about it and would use the same one on her face !


    :eek:


    It sounds like your guy is a foul lil character.
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    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    chadwick wrote:
    It sounds like your guy is a foul lil character.

    To say the least

    He will take a picture on his cell phone of a fresh dump he just took and send you the pic


    :(
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    To say the least

    He will take a picture on his cell phone of a fresh dump he just took and send you the pic


    :(
    and he's married?? how'd that happen?
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    To say the least

    He will take a picture on his cell phone of a fresh dump he just took and send you the pic


    :(

    Phantom Pain:

    Um no, he would be sending you the picture of a freshly squeeze pile,
    not me.
    He doesn't have my email or my cell thingy or my mailing address.
    haha.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    and he's married?? how'd that happen?

    She's a saint !

    He tortures the shit out of her

    One time when he was younger he held his younger brother down and tried to give him a bare ass fart to the face

    Well, a little nugget fell out instead right on his brother's face

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    She's a saint !

    He tortures the shit out of her

    One time when he was younger he held his younger brother down and tried to give him a bare ass fart to the face

    Well, a little nugget fell out instead right on his brother's face

    :D

    I'm afraid your dude is an idiot.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    She's a saint !

    He tortures the shit out of her

    One time when he was younger he held his younger brother down and tried to give him a bare ass fart to the face

    Well, a little nugget fell out instead right on his brother's face

    :D
    :eek: I really have no words for that one.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    chadwick wrote:
    I'm afraid your dude is an idiot.


    He has moments

    Great guy though, best man at my wedding

    Just a little immature
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    :eek: I really have no words for that one.


    That's one he would rather forget about

    Other than that he's a great guy :)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • somebodyelsessky2020
    somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,178
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    She's a saint !

    He tortures the shit out of her

    One time when he was younger he held his younger brother down and tried to give him a bare ass fart to the face

    Well, a little nugget fell out instead right on his brother's face

    :D
    sounds like one of them jackasses from mtv. i'd choke the fucker!
    Oh dear dad
    Can you see me now
    I am myself
    Like you somehow
    I'll ride the wave
    Where it takes me
    I'll hold the pain
    Release me
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    somebodyelse'ssky wrote:
    sounds like one of them jackasses from mtv. i'd choke the fucker!

    Yeah, he does love those movies

    You gotta be on your toes when he's around ya never know when a prank might happen
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • somebodyelsessky2020
    somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,178
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Yeah, he does love those movies

    You gotta be on your toes when he's around ya never know when a prank might happen
    nothing wrong with a little prank now and then but you start getting into bodily fluids ect...that's too far i'd lose control on his ass.
    Oh dear dad
    Can you see me now
    I am myself
    Like you somehow
    I'll ride the wave
    Where it takes me
    I'll hold the pain
    Release me
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    chadwick wrote:
    haha that's some funny shit

    I admit to plucking th occasional eyebrow hair... I get these kinda cool looking bleach blonde ones that grow in aggressively and become somewhat "stray" every few months or so. No biggie though...few mins...done.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I gotta say body wash is for girls. Get some basic ivory bar soap...99.4% pure gets you squeaky clean, rinses off fast, and the cheapest and best working soap there is. Shampoo...whatever works for your hair in the dryness factor, and doesn't smell like watermelon, vanilla, or strawberries afterwards.

    Deodorant...unscented. So many are gag reflex nasty.

    Shaving cream...they're all good. Even the cheap stuff.

    Work out regularly...boost your testosterone the natural way. Best cologne there is.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    AmentsChick wrote:
    I find this intruiging!! What part of your ears are you shaving?? The inside? How do you get in a razor in there? I'm so interested! Please enlighten me! :)

    Luckily, it does not grow on the inside of the ears. That would be too much to take. I start to get extra fuzz on the outside around perimeter, so it is easy to shave with a regular razor. It is just shocking to suddenly have hair where you never had it before, and where hair should never grow.
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I gotta say body wash is for girls. Get some basic ivory bar soap...99.4% pure gets you squeaky clean, rinses off fast, and the cheapest and best working soap there is. Shampoo...whatever works for your hair in the dryness factor, and doesn't smell like watermelon, vanilla, or strawberries afterwards.

    Deodorant...unscented. So many are gag reflex nasty.

    Shaving cream...they're all good. Even the cheap stuff.

    Work out regularly...boost your testosterone the natural way. Best cologne there is.


    *stands closer to Roland * :p;)
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    westsidepie wrote:
    Luckily, it does not grow on the inside of the ears. That would be too much to take. I start to get extra fuzz on the outside around perimeter, so it is easy to shave with a regular razor. It is just shocking to suddenly have hair where you never had it before, and where hair should never grow.

    You shave the outside of your ears? Why?! It can't be that bad!! Do you ever get razor burn there?
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