Us dudes can have a dudes hygiene thread thingy to.

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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    what about the pillow fight? bitch ain't got all night dammit
  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    chadwick wrote:
    I search for a huge tube sock for
    the stuffing inside of the underwears.

    you know how I know you're gay?
    "It's all happening"
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
    Then kill a bum in an alley? Or a co worker with a chainsaw?
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Indian Summer wrote:
    you know how I know you're gay?

    No I sure don't but um, go ahead and enlighten me
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Then kill a bum in an alley? Or a co worker with a chainsaw?


    Don't forget about the dog
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Don't forget about the dog
    You're right. I forgot about the poor dog. Ok, sorry to interrupt, carry on.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I forgot I do shave my chest hair and stomach also

    Just not weekly like the berries :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    what about the pillow fight? bitch ain't got all night dammit


    Really though??? Maybe some of us have to be somewhere??

    For those maybe just out of the shower and in a towel, those pictures are also acceptable :p
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I am still waiting for Indian Summer to tell me how he knows I am gay.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    chadwick wrote:
    I am still waiting for Indian Summer to tell me how he knows I am gay.


    Ahhh 40 year old Virgin quotes.. :p
  • MyHandsBound
    MyHandsBound Posts: 698
    you guys are so cute.....
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    small town beck wrote:
    Ahhh 40 year old Virgin quotes.. :p

    Feels like a bag of sand...

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    small town beck wrote:
    Ahhh 40 year old Virgin quotes.. :p

    Was it a quote from that movie?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Feels like a bag of sand...

    ;)


    Haha.. :)

    but seriously, enough with the chit chat and movie quotes, boys ;)
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    chadwick wrote:
    Was it a quote from that movie?


    Yep. I have a friend who is quite fond of the expression :p
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    small town beck wrote:
    Yep. I have a friend who is quite fond of the expression :p

    I never seen the movie.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    chadwick wrote:
    I never seen the movie.

    Are you stalling?? :p

    Old School is FAR funnier :D
  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    chadwick wrote:
    I wear alot of ink.
    So I use body lotion or baby oil
    on my tats/myself.
    I am a slippery son of a gun all bathed up nicely in that junk.
    same with me. bu i also have to shave my arms. and it really sucks. have too much $$$$ on my body to let hair cover it up.


























    and have to shave the junk too :)
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • Corduroyboy
    Corduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Shave gentials weekly

    Keep my low-hangers nice and smooth


    Right on! I'm with you, gotta keep the boys smooth. Raze them nasty shaft hairs and butt hairs too.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    small town beck wrote:
    Are you stalling?? :p

    Old School is FAR funnier :D

    Seriously i never watch much tv or movies
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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