Us dudes can have a dudes hygiene thread thingy to.

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  • you guys are so cute.....
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Ahhh 40 year old Virgin quotes.. :p

    Feels like a bag of sand...

    ;)
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Ahhh 40 year old Virgin quotes.. :p

    Was it a quote from that movie?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Feels like a bag of sand...

    ;)


    Haha.. :)

    but seriously, enough with the chit chat and movie quotes, boys ;)
  • chadwick wrote:
    Was it a quote from that movie?


    Yep. I have a friend who is quite fond of the expression :p
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Yep. I have a friend who is quite fond of the expression :p

    I never seen the movie.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick wrote:
    I never seen the movie.

    Are you stalling?? :p

    Old School is FAR funnier :D
  • chadwick wrote:
    I wear alot of ink.
    So I use body lotion or baby oil
    on my tats/myself.
    I am a slippery son of a gun all bathed up nicely in that junk.
    same with me. bu i also have to shave my arms. and it really sucks. have too much $$$$ on my body to let hair cover it up.


























    and have to shave the junk too :)
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Shave gentials weekly

    Keep my low-hangers nice and smooth


    Right on! I'm with you, gotta keep the boys smooth. Raze them nasty shaft hairs and butt hairs too.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Are you stalling?? :p

    Old School is FAR funnier :D

    Seriously i never watch much tv or movies
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick wrote:
    Seriously i never watch much tv or movies


    I love going to the movies. Sometimes the mindless ones like Old School will make you laugh until you cry and I love laughing. It is a beautiful feeling :D

    Now back to your hygiene thread. Just keep doing what you are doing, PJ boys :);)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I love going to the movies. Sometimes the mindless ones like Old School will make you laugh until you cry and I love laughing. It is a beautiful feeling :D

    Now back to your hygiene thread. Just keep doing what you are doing, PJ boys :);)

    Oh yea I love laughing too.
    I do like a comedy.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I wear clean sox and underwears.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Anyone that admits to shaving or waxing their ass is looking for a same sex hookup....lol
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  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    Lets see, if I shower ;) I use Old Spice body wash with my sponge-y thing for my body! Duh!

    And then for my shampoo/conditioner I use that Garnier Fructis stuff, I swear that stuff is great! Does wonders for my hair!

    Then I use Old Spice deodorant and use ummmm....I think Crest toothpaste.

    I shave my face about once a week....I don't need to shave every day, more like every 2-3, but I just go a week. Its nice, but at the same time sometimes I wish I could grow a real beard.

    Ummm....oh, and I just got some face wash/soap stuff. So I use that and stuff.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I shave when i feel up to it or remember too.
    Might be once in a week.
    Might be once in a 2 or 3 week period.
    When im drivin around i forget and or dont care.

    I use that toms of maine natural deodarant/toothpaste.
    I don't want aluminum ect on me.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Check this stuff out if ya wanna try some good smellin stuff.

    The name is way to flippin cool. (nothing perfume)

    google... nothing perfume

    It's oils for both sexes.

    I bought the Shiva and Sex viles awhile back.
    I am hooked.
    I'll probably never buy colonge/aftershave again.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • A man with a nice scent is SO sexy. I love the smell of a man...
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    A man with a nice scent is SO sexy. I love the smell of a man...


    Smears some nothing perfume on this message box for S T B
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pjhabitpjhabit Posts: 211
    A man with a nice scent is SO sexy. I love the smell of a man...
    I try & wipe after EVERY #2
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    PJ Habit wrote:
    I try & wipe after EVERY #2

    haha
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
    Awesome quote :D

    I trim downstairs. Never shave tough. That'd just get too itchy. I'd be scratching more than I should.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i used crushed Dodo bones as a skin enhancer... i also sprinkle tiny bat pussies on my willy... no benefits there, it just feels nice
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Then kill a bum in an alley? Or a co worker with a chainsaw?
    you gotta be clean before you can get dirty
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • PJPOWERPJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    I glue a on mustache any time I'm about to go out on a date, that way she doesn't recognize me the next day. Glue seems to be better on the skin than tape. I used tape one time, but it stuck to her VVVVVAAAAAAAGGGGGIIIIINNNNNAAAAAAAA.


    Edit: Beaver
  • anothercloneanotherclone Posts: 1,688
    my vote for best topic ever = this one. :D
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Anyone that admits to shaving or waxing their ass is looking for a same sex hookup....lol

    Hey, I'm getting married in October, TO A WOMAN!! And I run the razor up my ass weekly. I hate having hair all around my bunghole. In all seriousness, it makes whiping easier and you aren't ripping out tons of hairs and screaming as you whipe.
  • PJPOWERPJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    Hey, I'm getting married in October, TO A WOMAN!! And I run the razor up my ass weekly. I hate having hair all around my bunghole. In all seriousness, it makes whiping easier and you aren't ripping out tons of hairs and screaming as you whipe.
    Don't lie, who'd ya get crabs from? lol, just messin!
  • Although I have a thick head of hair, I don't really have a lot of body hair. I don't have to shave anything but my face, which I do every day. I do like to use a gel shaving cream with lanolin. As much as I hate to admit it, I love those ridiculous razors with multiple blades. I think the most I have had is four blades. They just require so much less scraping. As I get older, God's little practical jokes start appearing. I started to get hair on my ears. That, in my opinion, is just creul, so periodically, I have to shave my ears. I like really clean fresh smelling soaps, and shampoos. The only really frilly thing I do is use a sandlewood moisturiser from the body shop on my hands and arms. I mainly do this, because it helps with playing an instrument to keep your skin pliable.
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  • chadwick wrote:
    Smears some nothing perfume on this message box for S T B


    Thanks, Chad :D
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