i just read straight thru...and the images that spring to mind...:eek: hahsahahahaa...i am laughing my ass off!
btw - i love how so many say, ' i use this body soap stuff'....or i use this 'stuff', whatever....b/c yea, so attuned to what you - or your GF? - buys. hahaha.
also, i think it's adorable how many of you seem to use a body poof - cute! i love mine...so why not?
And I run the razor up my ass weekly. I hate having hair all around my bunghole. In all seriousness, it makes whiping easier and you aren't ripping out tons of hairs and screaming as you whipe.
WTF can i say to that?!?!
i am in tears with laughter here!
I find this intruiging!! What part of your ears are you shaving?? The inside? How do you get in a razor in there? I'm so interested! Please enlighten me!
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper
I enjoy that body wash soap puff thingy on a stick.
The puff thingy that is all welded onto a plastic stick handle
is great for the back and other not so easy to reach
spots that need scrubbed up and stuff.
I personaly have 1 puff thingy scrubber welded onto a stick/handle.
2 regular hand held puff scrubber thingys.
And 1 busted in half puff scrubber thingy welded onto a stick,
so that is a shortened handle puff scrubber thingy all welded onto a busted stick.
You want to know what grosses the shit out of me, stray black hairs that snarl out of the crown of ones nose. I see some of the dirtiest and nastiest old guys on my jobsites, and damn I want to vomit when I see some Grizzly Adams looking character with long stray hairs coming out of the top of his nose. How do you not see that noodle and pluck it???!!! God help me if I ever get that way that hairs grow out of places that they shouldn't.
It's about hygene and grooming. Not being some OCD metro freak, but just tidying things up!
I think there's definitely a point where attentive metro sexual hygiene crosses over to the other side...
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
I find this intruiging!! What part of your ears are you shaving?? The inside? How do you get in a razor in there? I'm so interested! Please enlighten me!
They sell an ear/nose hair trimmer
Not that I have one.....
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
You want to know what grosses the shit out of me, stray black hairs that snarl out of the crown of ones nose. I see some of the dirtiest and nastiest old guys on my jobsites, and damn I want to vomit when I see some Grizzly Adams looking character with long stray hairs coming out of the top of his nose. How do you not see that noodle and pluck it???!!! God help me if I ever get that way that hairs grow out of places that they shouldn't.
It's about hygene and grooming. Not being some OCD metro freak, but just tidying things up!
And remember, keep shaving the crack!
That's what happens when you get old
You loose hair where you should have it and grow hair where you shouldn't
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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No problem s t b.
Did ya sniff your monitor?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I did
Did you figure out those photos yet???
No maam I sure haven't.
How do I figure it out?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
fucking.
shit.
this thread is pure comedic gold!
i just read straight thru...and the images that spring to mind...:eek: hahsahahahaa...i am laughing my ass off!
btw - i love how so many say, ' i use this body soap stuff'....or i use this 'stuff', whatever....b/c yea, so attuned to what you - or your GF? - buys.
also, i think it's adorable how many of you seem to use a body poof - cute! i love mine...so why not?
and this:
WTF can i say to that?!?!
i am in tears with laughter here!
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
I find this intruiging!! What part of your ears are you shaving?? The inside? How do you get in a razor in there? I'm so interested! Please enlighten me!
I enjoy that body wash soap puff thingy on a stick.
The puff thingy that is all welded onto a plastic stick handle
is great for the back and other not so easy to reach
spots that need scrubbed up and stuff.
I personaly have 1 puff thingy scrubber welded onto a stick/handle.
2 regular hand held puff scrubber thingys.
And 1 busted in half puff scrubber thingy welded onto a stick,
so that is a shortened handle puff scrubber thingy all welded onto a busted stick.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
It's about hygene and grooming. Not being some OCD metro freak, but just tidying things up!
And remember, keep shaving the crack!
Can you see me now
I am myself
Like you somehow
I'll ride the wave
Where it takes me
I'll hold the pain
Release me
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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They sell an ear/nose hair trimmer
Not that I have one.....
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
The bulky thicker than average darker in color longer eyebrow hair/hairs.
It is usually the ONE or the FEW lone huge very heavy eyebrow hair/hairs
that gets out of control.
I first had this issue brought to my attention by my youngest brother.
He was like, dude, don't move, so I stayed put without flinching a bit.
He then took his thumb and the finger next to his thumb and yanked
a 9 inch heavy large bulky eyebrow hair off of my forehead.
Some 15 years or more later, I am on it like nobodys business.
John Madden eyebrows creep me out like a mofo.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
haha that's some funny shit
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Dial body wash
Noxzema (sp) fash cleanser
Fructis shampoo and conditioner
Edge Gel shaving Cream (Mach 3 Razor)
Calvin Klein Euphoria Cologne (that changes though)
Degree Deodorant
St. Ives moisturizer
Wet Ones (for my balloon knot after wiping
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Can you see me now
I am myself
Like you somehow
I'll ride the wave
Where it takes me
I'll hold the pain
Release me
That's what happens when you get old
You loose hair where you should have it and grow hair where you shouldn't
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Now that's clearly the funniest quote of this thread!
My best friend after working out would use his wife's puffy shower thing on ass in the shower after working out in the gym
She didn't know about it and would use the same one on her face !
:eek:
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Just keepin it real....Booooooooooooooy !!!
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
It is pretty nasty
He mentioned when we were all eating at dinner one night
His wife wanted to kill Him !
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Can you see me now
I am myself
Like you somehow
I'll ride the wave
Where it takes me
I'll hold the pain
Release me
It sounds like your guy is a foul lil character.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
To say the least
He will take a picture on his cell phone of a fresh dump he just took and send you the pic
:(
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Phantom Pain:
Um no, he would be sending you the picture of a freshly squeeze pile,
not me.
He doesn't have my email or my cell thingy or my mailing address.
haha.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
She's a saint !
He tortures the shit out of her
One time when he was younger he held his younger brother down and tried to give him a bare ass fart to the face
Well, a little nugget fell out instead right on his brother's face
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I'm afraid your dude is an idiot.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce