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Us dudes can have a dudes hygiene thread thingy to.

chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited February 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Yea um, us dudes can have a hygiene thread thingy to.

Shall we men share our bad-ass manly hygiene secrets?
(haha)

I'll start.

(1). Oral-health-care. (makes Beavis/Butthead noises, he said oral)
Tooth-brush with toothpaste, what a wonderful often concept.
Mouthwash stuff liquids, flossing toothpick lil tool gadget thingy.
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Deodorant - I apply it daily after my shower.
  • kinetickinetic Posts: 148
    How often do you fellas get waxed? Let's talk pain.
    When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,627
    kinetic wrote:
    How often do you fellas get waxed? Let's talk pain.

    I get waxed poetic....hurts way less!
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Shave gentials weekly

    Keep my low-hangers nice and smooth
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    I use this great shampoo called "Pert." It's amazing... it cleans the hair and everything.
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • Gossard_Is_GodGossard_Is_God Posts: 1,031
    I shave off all chest and stomach hair. trim forearm hair and underarm hair, leg hair and my bush weekly lol
    Pearl Jam - London Astoria 20/4/06....One hell of a night :)

    Reading 2006 - WOOOOW!!!!!

    Paris 2006 - Fucking amazing

    Wembley 2007 :D
  • dirtdirt Posts: 398
    When applying cologne, I spray into the air and then walk into it. A morning ritual I sort of have to laugh at as I must look like a real dork doing this...not so much as walk into, more like 'swoop' into.
    drive less - RIDE MORE!
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    DOSW wrote:
    I use this great shampoo called "Pert." It's amazing... it cleans the hair and everything.

    Yea me to, I enjoy Pert on or in my hair.
    When I run outta that body wash soap stuff
    I'll use Pert on my puff soaper upper thingy used for scrubbin up.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I wear alot of ink.
    So I use body lotion or baby oil
    on my tats/myself.
    I am a slippery son of a gun all bathed up nicely in that junk.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PatrickBatemanPatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    aNiMaL wrote:
    Deodorant - I apply it daily after my shower.

    you shower daily?
    "It's all happening"
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    I am really enjoying this thread ;)
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    small town beck wrote:
    I am really enjoying this thread ;)
    good, i thought i was the only one :D haha
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    good, i thought i was the only one :D haha


    Nope :D Two cheeky tarts sitting back enjoying this one.

    But really this thread is useless without pics :p;)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    I'll ride my bike, hike around, jog a block or 2 if im spunky.
    I used to be the jock type but I quit to become a drug addict.
    Now I am back at gettin healthy.
    I smear Jeanie's hair lotion honey stuff on my toast.

    You're a busy boy all mr. clean fancy pants and stuff.
    That must take 3-9 hours.
    And I thought I was busy brushin my teeth.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    small town beck wrote:
    Nope :D Two cheeky tarts sitting back enjoying this one.

    But really this thread is useless without pics :p;)
    i can't help it, it's in my name :o

    and yes. photobucket is free.....HELLOOOO lol

    and i'm waiting for a pillow fight.

    *waiting* :p
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i can't help it, it's in my name :o

    and yes. photobucket is free.....HELLOOOO lol

    and i'm waiting for a pillow fight.

    *waiting* :p


    OMG I am saying laughing right now :D

    Ok boys, put on the boxer briefs and show chiq and I what you have got :p
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    small town beck wrote:
    OMG I am saying laughing right now :D

    Ok boys, put on the boxer briefs and show chiq and I what you have got :p


    Has a dresser drawer fulla boxers.
    Dumps em out to pick a flavor for modeling.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I search for a huge tube sock for
    the stuffing inside of the underwears.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    chadwick wrote:
    Has a dresser drawer fulla boxers.
    Dumps em out to pick a flavor for modeling.


    *pulls chair closer to desk and waits* :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    what about the pillow fight? bitch ain't got all night dammit
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    chadwick wrote:
    I search for a huge tube sock for
    the stuffing inside of the underwears.

    you know how I know you're gay?
    "It's all happening"
  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
    Then kill a bum in an alley? Or a co worker with a chainsaw?
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Indian Summer wrote:
    you know how I know you're gay?

    No I sure don't but um, go ahead and enlighten me
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Then kill a bum in an alley? Or a co worker with a chainsaw?


    Don't forget about the dog
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Don't forget about the dog
    You're right. I forgot about the poor dog. Ok, sorry to interrupt, carry on.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I forgot I do shave my chest hair and stomach also

    Just not weekly like the berries :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    what about the pillow fight? bitch ain't got all night dammit


    Really though??? Maybe some of us have to be somewhere??

    For those maybe just out of the shower and in a towel, those pictures are also acceptable :p
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I am still waiting for Indian Summer to tell me how he knows I am gay.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    chadwick wrote:
    I am still waiting for Indian Summer to tell me how he knows I am gay.


    Ahhh 40 year old Virgin quotes.. :p
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