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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeanie wrote:

    But my dad still doesn't rock! ;)
    `
    :D:D That's pretty funny how I got the wrong quote!

    btw, there's nothing wrong with a hairy man! :o
  • rhinomagicrhinomagic Charlottesville, VA Posts: 2,552
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Wet Ones (for my balloon knot after wiping ;) )

    I just read the entire thread for the first time and this is, hands-down, the funniest thing I found.

    Balloon knot! Replaces my previous favorite term of 'brown starfish'.

    Carry on...

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i think i like dove bar soap.
    i think that's the name of it.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • MasterFramerMasterFramer Posts: 2,268
    Origins Men's products are the Truth!

    Bladerunner = best shave ever
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    ohhhhh this awesome thread made a comeback!!! yay! :D
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    MasterFramer wrote:
    Origins Men's products are the Truth!

    Bladerunner = best shave ever

    Speaking of shaving.
    I'll have to shave sometime in the next few weeks probably.

    And I still have lost my toe-nail clipper.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • MasterFramerMasterFramer Posts: 2,268
    chadwick wrote:
    Speaking of shaving.
    I'll have to shave sometime in the next few weeks probably.

    And I still have lost my toe-nail clipper.

    heheh
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  • inmyrvminmyrvm Posts: 933
    garnier fructis has this new hair stuff it comes in a little round container with a red lid. it works just as good if not better than the stuff you pay $15 for and it costs like $3. that's one for all you bargain shoppers out there.
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  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    I don't know how I missed this thread 1st time around....
    glad someone resurrected it.

    Hilarious!
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I sure am one no shavin son of a gun these days..
    What is the deal with me?

    Weeks have went by since
    I last drug a razor across my mug.

    I'm like, who gives a fuck???
    Maybe this weekend i'll shave my nasty ass...
    :D as in shavin my face, not really my ass..
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I bought some new Nivea shaving gel today? Is that Metro or what? :D
    NERDS!
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Am I the dude who doesn't deodorant? I swear to God I don't use them because I don't sweat at all. I do however use Estee Lauder cologne.

    A few others; hair gel (loads of it), lotion (i get ashy in winters), Gillete shaver (I use at least once every three weeks coz my facial hair grows fast. Now only if i can grow a full beard)...I get a haircut every month and a half. Wash my genitals every time I shower. Brush my teeth everyday.

    BTW, This thread reminds me of a great duo producer group.
    anyone have/listen to these guys music?I recommend them, kinda like a rap/hip hop version of Fatboy Slim, Chemicle Bros, and Crytal Method. No much techno, just indie hip hop.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I bought some new Nivea shaving gel today? Is that Metro or what? :D

    no.
    getting your eyelashes tinted...well, that's another story.

    pretty ricky.
  • timrothtimroth Posts: 215
    I use a bar of soap (whatever my wife buys) and proactive on my face.

    I felt kinda gay using the Proactive but it does work
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Shower fest 3000 is about to explode in my bathroom.
    Can you believe it?
    Water, soap, and shampoo are about to get me all stupid up in there.

    The other day I clipped my toe-nails.
    The day before that, or was it the day
    after that toe-nail clipping session,
    I don't know but heck I went ahead
    and clipped my finger-nails.
    I am so set.
    I don't brush my hair though. (i try to keep my small hair)
    I do however brush my teeth.
    I own a teeth brush not a tooth brush.
    And I am out of baby oil.....bummer deal

    Moral of the story is simple.
    I like showers. :D
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    chadwick wrote:
    Here's what gets me fired up about my own out of whack hairs.

    The bulky thicker than average darker in color longer eyebrow hair/hairs.

    It is usually the ONE or the FEW lone huge very heavy eyebrow hair/hairs
    that gets out of control.

    I first had this issue brought to my attention by my youngest brother.

    He was like, dude, don't move, so I stayed put without flinching a bit.

    He then took his thumb and the finger next to his thumb and yanked
    a 9 inch heavy large bulky eyebrow hair off of my forehead.

    Some 15 years or more later, I am on it like nobodys business.

    John Madden eyebrows creep me out like a mofo.


    Seeing that you live in WA you must have some Bigfoot blood in you somewhere.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    She's a saint !

    He tortures the shit out of her

    One time when he was younger he held his younger brother down and tried to give him a bare ass fart to the face

    Well, a little nugget fell out instead right on his brother's face

    :D
    I just threw up a little.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Some of us like to shave. ;)
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Sounds like a great idea to me :D:D:D

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,981
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Shave gentials weekly

    Keep my low-hangers nice and smooth

    "All the way from my chest pubes to my ball fro."
    ----Dale Doback.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
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