Us dudes can have a dudes hygiene thread thingy to.

chadwick

small town beck wrote:

Thanks, Chad

No problem s t b.
Did ya sniff your monitor?

small town beck

chadwick wrote:

No problem s t b.
Did ya sniff your monitor?

I did


Did you figure out those photos yet??? LMAO

AmentsChick

This thread is hilarious! Boys are funny!

chadwick

small town beck wrote:

I did


Did you figure out those photos yet??? LMAO

No maam I sure haven't.
How do I figure it out?

decides2dream

holy.


fucking.







shit.



this thread is pure comedic gold!


i just read straight thru...and the images that spring to mind...:eek: hahsahahahaa...i am laughing my ass off!


btw - i love how so many say, ' i use this body soap stuff'....or i use this 'stuff', whatever....b/c yea, so attuned to what you - or your GF? - buys. hahaha.


also, i think it's adorable how many of you seem to use a body poof - cute! i love mine...so why not?



and this:

Corduroyboy wrote:

And I run the razor up my ass weekly. I hate having hair all around my bunghole. In all seriousness, it makes whiping easier and you aren't ripping out tons of hairs and screaming as you whipe.

WTF can i say to that?!?!
i am in tears with laughter here!

AmentsChick

westsidepie wrote:

so periodically, I have to shave my ears.

I find this intruiging!! What part of your ears are you shaving?? The inside? How do you get in a razor in there? I'm so interested! Please enlighten me!

chadwick

Decides2dream:

I enjoy that body wash soap puff thingy on a stick.
The puff thingy that is all welded onto a plastic stick handle
is great for the back and other not so easy to reach
spots that need scrubbed up and stuff.
I personaly have 1 puff thingy scrubber welded onto a stick/handle.
2 regular hand held puff scrubber thingys.
And 1 busted in half puff scrubber thingy welded onto a stick,
so that is a shortened handle puff scrubber thingy all welded onto a busted stick.

Corduroyboy

You want to know what grosses the shit out of me, stray black hairs that snarl out of the crown of ones nose. I see some of the dirtiest and nastiest old guys on my jobsites, and damn I want to vomit when I see some Grizzly Adams looking character with long stray hairs coming out of the top of his nose. How do you not see that noodle and pluck it???!!! God help me if I ever get that way that hairs grow out of places that they shouldn't.

It's about hygene and grooming. Not being some OCD metro freak, but just tidying things up!

And remember, keep shaving the crack!

somebodyelsessky2020

http://www.expertvillage.com/interviews/mens-grooming.htm

RolandTD20Kdrummer

I think there's definitely a point where attentive metro sexual hygiene crosses over to the other side...

Phantom Pain

AmentsChick wrote:

I find this intruiging!! What part of your ears are you shaving?? The inside? How do you get in a razor in there? I'm so interested! Please enlighten me!

They sell an ear/nose hair trimmer

Not that I have one.....

chadwick

Here's what gets me fired up about my own out of whack hairs.

The bulky thicker than average darker in color longer eyebrow hair/hairs.

It is usually the ONE or the FEW lone huge very heavy eyebrow hair/hairs
that gets out of control.

I first had this issue brought to my attention by my youngest brother.

He was like, dude, don't move, so I stayed put without flinching a bit.

He then took his thumb and the finger next to his thumb and yanked
a 9 inch heavy large bulky eyebrow hair off of my forehead.

Some 15 years or more later, I am on it like nobodys business.

John Madden eyebrows creep me out like a mofo.

chadwick

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

I think there's definitely a point where attentive metro sexual hygiene crosses over to the other side...

haha that's some funny shit

Phantom Pain

I did some inventory on my bathroom/shower stuff :

Dial body wash

Noxzema (sp) fash cleanser

Fructis shampoo and conditioner

Edge Gel shaving Cream (Mach 3 Razor)

Calvin Klein Euphoria Cologne (that changes though)

Degree Deodorant

St. Ives moisturizer

Wet Ones (for my balloon knot after wiping )

somebodyelsessky2020

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

I think there's definitely a point where attentive metro sexual hygiene crosses over to the other side...

yep thinner and thinner the eyebrows get and then...

Phantom Pain

Corduroyboy wrote:

You want to know what grosses the shit out of me, stray black hairs that snarl out of the crown of ones nose. I see some of the dirtiest and nastiest old guys on my jobsites, and damn I want to vomit when I see some Grizzly Adams looking character with long stray hairs coming out of the top of his nose. How do you not see that noodle and pluck it???!!! God help me if I ever get that way that hairs grow out of places that they shouldn't.

It's about hygene and grooming. Not being some OCD metro freak, but just tidying things up!

And remember, keep shaving the crack!

That's what happens when you get old

You loose hair where you should have it and grow hair where you shouldn't

Corduroyboy

Phantom Pain wrote:

I did some inventory on my bathroom/shower stuff :




Wet Ones (for my balloon knot after wiping )

Now that's clearly the funniest quote of this thread!

Phantom Pain

Ladies wanna hear something disgusting

My best friend after working out would use his wife's puffy shower thing on ass in the shower after working out in the gym

She didn't know about it and would use the same one on her face !


:eek:

CHANGEinWAVES

Phantom Pain wrote:

Ladies wanna hear something disgusting

My best friend after working out would use his wife's puffy shower thing on ass in the shower after working out in the gym

She didn't know about it and would use the same one on her face !


:eek:

Now that's just mean...but probably what he didn't know was that she used his toothbrush to clean the toilet.

Phantom Pain

Corduroyboy wrote:

Now that's clearly the funniest quote of this thread!

Just keepin it real....Booooooooooooooy !!!


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