Us dudes can have a dudes hygiene thread thingy to.

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    chadwick wrote:
    I'm afraid your dude is an idiot.


    He has moments

    Great guy though, best man at my wedding

    Just a little immature
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    :eek: I really have no words for that one.


    That's one he would rather forget about

    Other than that he's a great guy :)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • She's a saint !

    He tortures the shit out of her

    One time when he was younger he held his younger brother down and tried to give him a bare ass fart to the face

    Well, a little nugget fell out instead right on his brother's face

    :D
    sounds like one of them jackasses from mtv. i'd choke the fucker!
    Oh dear dad
    Can you see me now
    I am myself
    Like you somehow
    I'll ride the wave
    Where it takes me
    I'll hold the pain
    Release me
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    sounds like one of them jackasses from mtv. i'd choke the fucker!

    Yeah, he does love those movies

    You gotta be on your toes when he's around ya never know when a prank might happen
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Yeah, he does love those movies

    You gotta be on your toes when he's around ya never know when a prank might happen
    nothing wrong with a little prank now and then but you start getting into bodily fluids ect...that's too far i'd lose control on his ass.
    Oh dear dad
    Can you see me now
    I am myself
    Like you somehow
    I'll ride the wave
    Where it takes me
    I'll hold the pain
    Release me
  • chadwick wrote:
    haha that's some funny shit

    I admit to plucking th occasional eyebrow hair... I get these kinda cool looking bleach blonde ones that grow in aggressively and become somewhat "stray" every few months or so. No biggie though...few mins...done.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • I gotta say body wash is for girls. Get some basic ivory bar soap...99.4% pure gets you squeaky clean, rinses off fast, and the cheapest and best working soap there is. Shampoo...whatever works for your hair in the dryness factor, and doesn't smell like watermelon, vanilla, or strawberries afterwards.

    Deodorant...unscented. So many are gag reflex nasty.

    Shaving cream...they're all good. Even the cheap stuff.

    Work out regularly...boost your testosterone the natural way. Best cologne there is.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • I find this intruiging!! What part of your ears are you shaving?? The inside? How do you get in a razor in there? I'm so interested! Please enlighten me! :)

    Luckily, it does not grow on the inside of the ears. That would be too much to take. I start to get extra fuzz on the outside around perimeter, so it is easy to shave with a regular razor. It is just shocking to suddenly have hair where you never had it before, and where hair should never grow.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • I gotta say body wash is for girls. Get some basic ivory bar soap...99.4% pure gets you squeaky clean, rinses off fast, and the cheapest and best working soap there is. Shampoo...whatever works for your hair in the dryness factor, and doesn't smell like watermelon, vanilla, or strawberries afterwards.

    Deodorant...unscented. So many are gag reflex nasty.

    Shaving cream...they're all good. Even the cheap stuff.

    Work out regularly...boost your testosterone the natural way. Best cologne there is.


    *stands closer to Roland * :p;)
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Luckily, it does not grow on the inside of the ears. That would be too much to take. I start to get extra fuzz on the outside around perimeter, so it is easy to shave with a regular razor. It is just shocking to suddenly have hair where you never had it before, and where hair should never grow.

    You shave the outside of your ears? Why?! It can't be that bad!! Do you ever get razor burn there?
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  • anothercloneanotherclone Posts: 1,688
    I'm wondering you gentlemen use hair styling products?

    Just curious because I'm not sure I've seen a mention of sculpting gel or anything.

    I'm starting to get worried for my husband and his masculinity. he uses a lot of products and shaves a lot of places.
  • Axe Kilo scented body wash

    Head & Shoulders shampoo & conditioner

    Axe Kilo scented deoderant (dry, not gel)

    Crest Vivid White toothpaste (Day & Night tubes!)

    Crest Mouthwash

    Gilette Fusion razor, Gilette Fusion shaving cream

    Cartier calogne.
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    2007 - 6/27, 8/3
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  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    I'm wondering you gentlemen use hair styling products?

    Just curious because I'm not sure I've seen a mention of sculpting gel or anything.

    I'm starting to get worried for my husband and his masculinity. he uses a lot of products and shaves a lot of places.


    I use American Crew Fiber. This stuff is gold. So great on my hair, I will use nothing else.

    http://www.haircareusa.com/american_crew_hair_styling.htm#American_Crew_Fiber
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    I'm wondering you gentlemen use hair styling products?

    Just curious because I'm not sure I've seen a mention of sculpting gel or anything.

    I'm starting to get worried for my husband and his masculinity. he uses a lot of products and shaves a lot of places.

    I use Crew fiber in my hair when I want to spike it up. It doesn't make your hair brittle like gel, or greasy like pomade... it's the shit!

    As far as everything else goes... shower daily and shave... just my face though, don't have much hair anywhere else. Fuck, I'm 27 and I still can't grow a full beard:D I look like Keanu Reeves when I try!! LOL!!!

    edit: I guess I trim down there as well;)... and while I'm not a fan of any of their other products, Old Spice High Endurance body wash Fresh scent is the bomb! I used to just use soap until I discovered this stuff. a lot of times I'll just rub some on my arms before I go out and use it as a makeshift cologne. Maybe it's just how it reacts with my body chemistry, but it's not uncommon for girls to just want to get up next to me and smell me... like seriously grab my arm and just sniff me:D GOOD SHIT
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Trailer wrote:
    I use Crew fiber in my hair when I want to spike it up. It doesn't make your hair brittle like gel, or greasy like pomade... it's the shit!

    Us California boys love this stuff. I have the spikes and sometime fro-hawk, and Crew does the trick.
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    Us California boys love this stuff. I have the spikes and sometime fro-hawk, and Crew does the trick.

    Yepp
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • You shave the outside of your ears? Why?! It can't be that bad!! Do you ever get razor burn there?


    Have you ever seen those men with eyebrows that look like they have caterpillars stuck to their foreheads? I am always afraid those things will jump off the guys face and attack me, so I can never take my eyes off them. Well, the ear hair is NO WAY even near that, but I guess I just worry that it one day will. Shaving is like preventative medicine. I don't get razor burn, because I actually use a little shaving cream.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • THCTHC Posts: 525
    Head and Shoulders Shampoo
    Irish Spring Soap
    AquaFresh Whitening Toothpaste - the stuff is the bomb
    some small scissors for the occasional nose hair/side burn trim
    A Hair cutting buzzer for trims/body hair trims (gotta have those clips!)
    Hair gel w/ good hold..in order to spike (that Crew Fiber sounds good...thanks for the recommendation...)
    Noxema or something like that for the face.
    and Curve Cologne...or Polo sometimes....

    or i could possibly just brush my teeth...throw on a hat...and leave...
    “Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
    -Big Fish
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    Crew fiber is good shit. I used that for a long time. The only downside is that your hair is really sticky until you wash it again. There's no getting that shit out until you wash your hair. Good stuff though.
  • chadwick wrote:

    You're a busy boy all mr. clean fancy pants and stuff.
    That must take 3-9 hours.
    And I thought I was busy brushin my teeth.



    Wow, you really must not watch any movies.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Wow, you really must not watch any movies.

    I watch little to zero tv or movies these days.
    If I watch tv it's stuff on like the Discovery or
    History channel.

    Movies, I am behind in movies like many years worth.

    Most tv and movies to my notion, are a waist of my time.

    Another thing, I can't usually sit still and I get bored.
    Another thing, hard to watch much tv/movies
    when ones drivin a 18 wheeler across the country.
    I've had the tv/vcr/dvd player in the truck until it fell/busted.
    So um, screw it.
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    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I gotta say body wash is for girls. Get some basic ivory bar soap...99.4% pure gets you squeaky clean, rinses off fast, and the cheapest and best working soap there is. Shampoo...whatever works for your hair in the dryness factor, and doesn't smell like watermelon, vanilla, or strawberries afterwards.

    Deodorant...unscented. So many are gag reflex nasty.

    Shaving cream...they're all good. Even the cheap stuff.

    Work out regularly...boost your testosterone the natural way. Best cologne there is.

    Being covered in tattoos I have found that bar soap leaves a film
    like residue on my skin making my ink look dull and shitty.

    Although some bar soaps are better than others as far as the film/residue
    crap goes.

    Body wash liquid soaps seem to do the trick.
    Exfoliating beads stuff seem to really be the bomb.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,412
    I havent showered since the gorge....9/01/05
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  • heh heh heh. Ah bless, you guys are so sweet.
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    Crew fiber is good shit. I used that for a long time. The only downside is that your hair is really sticky until you wash it again. There's no getting that shit out until you wash your hair. Good stuff though.

    Yeah but that's the beauty of it. You wake up the next day and you have that bedhead look without having to do anything. It's already in your hair:D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Trailer wrote:
    Yeah but that's the beauty of it. You wake up the next day and you have that bedhead look without having to do anything. It's already in your hair:D

    I've tried other brands, but Crew really is the best. Bad hair days are no more!
  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,902
    but I wipe my ass regularly.

    Oh yeah I wash my nads too
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    chadwick wrote:
    I wear alot of ink.


    thats incredibly hott.....
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    oh my god! i cannot stop laughing! I have always hung out with guys way more than chicks and their conversations when they shoot the breeze are kinda like this. HOWEVER.....this thread has GOT to be thee funniest one EVVVER!!! I was browsing threads cuz its boring on here tonight. I figured what the hell, i'll take a look at the guys thread. I only got up to the post about shavin' the crack so when u wipe ure not rippin hairs out! i couldnt take it anymore and i laughed SO loud and started choking from laughing!!! This thread is all the more reason BOYS RULE!!!! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    My shampoo smells like wheat. Summer wheat. It's ridiculous. Who wants to have hair that smells like summer wheat?
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