Kids say the darndest things : Part 2

_Crazy_Mary_ · July 2006

here's one with potty humor, sorry.

When we were helping my 2 year old potty-train, we would call it yellow peeps and brown peeps. So one day, she went on the potty and I asked her if she made brown or yellow peeps and she was so excited, "I made brown peeps! ...Like brownies!" I said to her, "Oh, but you wouldn't want to eat these brownies." She just shook her head and said, "No, they're toilet brownies." We still call them toilet brownies sometimes. lol

locked · August 2006

My 9 year old daughter was having melt downs after a week's vacation with the family up in New Hampshire..

She complained so much, I told her I was going to buy her a tee shirt with "No fair!" written on the front...

She told me, "Oh yah, and I'm going to get you a t-shirt that says 'I LOOOVE Pearl Jam'"...

(I think its starting to show, huh?)

chipboy · August 2006

A 10 year old neighbor kid said "fuck you" to my 5 year old son so my son retorted with "fuck you you fuckin fuck." Sometimes it pays to have older brothers.

imspinnin · August 2006

Okay sooooo.....my six year old found my pack of smokes the other day, he came up to me with the pack open's it up and says, "Mom can I use your chalk?" I was f*ckin' rollin'!!!!!:D

MCG · August 2006

When I was in grade 7 or something like that I was at a friends who had a little brother. He couldn't say his r's so we'd call him over and say "John, if you're thirsty what do you want to put in your mouth?" and of course he would answer "A Dink!". It was quite humerous.

Boom The Cat · August 2006

When I was a little kid, we got given these little books that gave instructions on what to do if there was a fire, and I thought it would be a good idea to question my dad, I said "Dad, what do you do if you smell gas???" and my dad being dad, said "Tell a jew" (Typical) I was like "Oh" because I thought my dad was always right.

A few months later, we were at someplace and I thought I heard someone say Juice and my dad says "Not juice, JEWS" I started panicing and I shouted "I think I can smell gas! Get all the Jews out of the area!!!"

The jewish people were not amused.

releaselauren · August 2006

Boom The Cat wrote:

When I was a little kid, we got given these little books that gave instructions on what to do if there was a fire, and I thought it would be a good idea to question my dad, I said "Dad, what do you do if you smell gas???" and my dad being dad, said "Tell a jew" (Typical) I was like "Oh" because I thought my dad was always right.

A few months later, we were at someplace and I thought I heard someone say Juice and my dad says "Not juice, JEWS" I started panicing and I shouted "I think I can smell gas! Get all the Jews out of the area!!!"

The jewish people were not amused.

Is Mel Gibson your daddy?

anyway.....

This evening when I asked my 7 year old son if he wanted to play a "matching game" (i.e., help me match socks that never stay together after laundry), he replied "I'd rather eat my foot" and when I told him that he would have to do laundry and match socks when he grew up, his response was "My wife will do that stuff!" :eek:

that boy has now entered my Laundry 101 course....

BinGnarly · August 2006

My brother is 5 years older then me and my sister is three years older then me. So when they were growing up before my time and even while i was like 1- 3 my sister couldnt talk but for some reason the mumbled words that she did say my brother understood. So my parents would just have my brother translate this went on for quite sometime. Then one day they asked him what she said and he crossed his arms and just yelled "IM NOT TELLING ANYMORE" and walked away. My sister ended up in speech class for the next year.

Then when it was just my brother around back when he was learning to talk he called water bokum. My parents figured it out so they just let him call it that. But then the day came when he had a babysitter and he wanted some water. So he said "Bokum please" and she didnt understand so I guess my brother just started at her and yelled "BOKUM BOKUM BOKUM" over and over and till she just had to call my parents.

PearlJam134 · August 2006

I'm 6 years younger than my brother and 7 than my sister, So, lets just say, that when i was ~8 I was saying their 15-16 year old expressions... It got me in... well... for lack of a better word, deep shit in elementary school.

When I was 4 or so, whenever someone was shocked at someone doing something, i.e. mario andretti's abillity to drive a formula car, I would say,

"I used to drive indy cars in mommy's tummy"

the other one i can remember is,

"I used to wrestle alligators in mommy's tummy"

LikeAnOcean · August 2006

releaselauren wrote:

my 4.5 year old son

You know, tomorrow they are going to be 4.51.. kids grow up so fast.

suffragette · August 2006

I was watching Mary Tyler Moore on Nick years ago and my then-5 year old nephew said that Mary was wearing "fluffy pants". I still refer to elephant pants as fluffy pants.

mwachsman · August 2006

" A big fat doo doo head"

ScreamingLemur · August 2006

drivingrl wrote:

Ew. Doritos are the devil.

One day when I was 5 or 6 my mom packed doritos in my lunch despite the fact that I didn't like them. It just so happened that on the bus ride home I threw up everywhere...all over myself and my friend who was sitting next to me (he never sat near me ever again.) When I arrived home my mom found me standing in the foyer covered in vomit and asked me what happened. I said,"You shouldn't have given me those Doritos!"

imspinnin · November 2006

My six year old has always wanted a PJ tshirt, so I bought him one the other day online. He was all proud this morning, as he's getting on the bus he looks back at me and point's to his shirt and gives me a thumbs up with a huge grin:D
Soooo...this afternoon I ask him how his day was, and he just starts, flaring his arms all around..."Ma, can you believe not one person in my class knew who Pearl Jam was? Then, I started saying, yeah you know Eddie Vedder?!? And all the kids just kept on saying noooo...Can you believe it Ma? I even asked my teacher and she didn't even know!!"

I've created a monster:eek:

locked · November 2006

my 6 year old son gets sporadic headaches, which we have discussed with him as possibly being migraine headaches...

He knows he gets extra attention when he is having one.

Now when he gets in trouble for being mean to his sisters , he says:

" Leave me alone, I have a "MyBrain"!...

imspinnin · November 2006

I'll post one more...
I had my glasses on the other day and my son has never seen me with them on (usually don't were them) and he was all puzzle when he saw me with them on, so he asks...."Mommy, so all this time you've been wearing eyetacks??"
I just thought it was so cute!

Hunger Strike · November 2006

I had on Lost Dogs this morning and YL came on, my not yet 2 year old daughter looks at me with a slightly puzzled look and she said"Eddie Vedder", in the cutest little voice! She's had some exposer I'd say.

Every singer she sees or hears she thinks it's Ed! My husband had a Zak Wilde DVD on and she goes up to him and and points and says Ed! So cute!

imspinnin · January 2007

My son, while chomping on his Cheerios this am, started singing the chorus to "Life Wasted", ( haven't listened to PJ in a month) it just made my day!!:)

locked · June 2007

Had to post this before I forgot..

Our family is sitting at the dinner table last night.
My wife reminds my 6 year-old son that he has to bring something to school tomorrow that starts with the letter "Y"...Right on cue, he starts singing "WHY GO HOME, WHY GO HOME..!"..

His two sisters (8 and 10) joined in ...(I get an evil stare from the wife)..

**proud PJ addict / parent moment**

locked · June 2007

I love this post from Imspinnin!

imspinnin wrote:

My six year old has always wanted a PJ tshirt, so I bought him one the other day online. He was all proud this morning, as he's getting on the bus he looks back at me and point's to his shirt and gives me a thumbs up with a huge grin:D
Soooo...this afternoon I ask him how his day was, and he just starts, flaring his arms all around..."Ma, can you believe not one person in my class knew who Pearl Jam was? Then, I started saying, yeah you know Eddie Vedder?!? And all the kids just kept on saying noooo...Can you believe it Ma? I even asked my teacher and she didn't even know!!"

I've created a monster:eek:

Kids say the darndest things : Part 2

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