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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has supped from the font of immortal life.

    actually, he just drank his own nipple juice - after drinking too many bud lights.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    why is stone gossard oh so quite?
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  • fyreguy73
    fyreguy73 Posts: 168
    Stone Gossard played "Monkey" in "Monkey Magic", but had to leave when him and "Pigsy" got into a fight over Tippytaka.
    He who forgets, will be destined to remember.

    I wish I was the verb "to trust"
    and never let you down.


    Brisbane 1, 06
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard dresses up as a conquistador and plants flags on his neighbor's lawns for flag day.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    rvp wrote:
    why is stone gossard oh so quite?

    He's quiet because he put 100 malteasers in his mouth but can't get them back out.

    And yes, he's quite a nice bloke. Despite what the other's say. :)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard pulled his finger out today and finally put those CD's in the mail. ;)
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone tivo's negative campaign ads as they inspire him.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone writes his grocery list in giant yellow crayon. He then brings said crayon to the store to cross items off as he carts them.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • einatshaul
    einatshaul Posts: 2,219
    Snake wrote:

    Speaking of periods, did you know there is a time in history Called the Stone Age?
    Contrary to popular belief, The Stone Age actually refers to what has also been called "The early 90's".

    haahaha
    I desire peace where I live
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Before intercourse Stone always proclaims "Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger". He then proceeds to pull a butterfinger wrapped in a condom from under his pillow.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Wild Horses couldn't drag Stone away from the Hannah Montana tour.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has destroyed four cars trying to get them on two wheels by hitting a curb real hard. Stone is a huge fan of the Dukes of Hazzard.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone would pay good money to wrestle an oompa loompa.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard loves bird watching but he blushes when he sees a blue tit.

    When Eddie Vedder sings 'I gather speed, from you fucking with me...' Stone pulls THIS face: :eek:
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Before intercourse Stone always proclaims "Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger". He then proceeds to pull a butterfinger wrapped in a condom from under his pillow.
    if I get fired from my job for laughing so goddamm loud over this one IT'LL be on your HEAD mookie!

    dayum son! :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard still writes fan letters to Uncle Joe from the Petticoat Junction. He wants him to be his uncle...and take him to the zoo.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    He's quiet because he put 100 malteasers in his mouth but can't get them back out.

    And yes, he's quite a nice bloke. Despite what the other's say. :)

    haha!!

    Stone will never shut up despite what the king of Spain says!!


    ps. today was a hard day, but you all made it better just now!! thank you! Stone is happy for me even if he doesn´t know it................................................................................................. yet.
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    fuera de este mundo
  • nkobik
    nkobik Posts: 55
    stone gossard never stood in the first row in a pearl jam concert
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    nkobik wrote:
    stone gossard never stood in the first row in a pearl jam concert

    Yay! *clap clap*

    You're first Stone-ism. You're officially a member! :) IMO
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    stone can out sprint a cheetah while playing do the evolution blindfolded and downing a budweizer
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick

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