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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard had that dream again. The one involving Jell-o shooters, manatees, and underalls...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard was Bad Radio's #1 fan
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone spent New Year's Eve like most of us: eating kettle corn, tattooing his ear lobes, and being far too aroused by Dick Clark.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Boston's got ID
    Boston's got ID Posts: 32
    Stone was the MVP of my YMCA basketball league. When asked if wanted to cut down the net he said "I'm not that good on ladders"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard sings "turn on your love light" while he is in the shower.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard invented chocolate milk.

    (just for you fp)
    I love to turn you on
  • prince119
    prince119 Posts: 104
    Stone Gossard is actually the man under that Burger King uniform that caught all those passes on TV last year
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    Stone Gossard was in my dreams last night and he kissed me.
    I woke up with a smile on my face!
    True story.
    .
    fuera de este mundo
  • Boston's got ID
    Boston's got ID Posts: 32
    rvp wrote:
    Stone Gossard was in my dreams last night and he kissed me.
    I woke up with a smile on my face!
    True story.

    what is your gender?
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Boston's got ID wrote:
    what is your gender?

    Stone believes in "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" when it comes to people dreaming about him.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Bangers_n_mash
    Bangers_n_mash Posts: 1,241
    Stone Gossard looks quite a lot like quite a lot of other people....

    http://www.geocities.com/tg_stuff2/Stuff2.html
    (This is hilarious ! :D)
    uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹ,ǝʍ 'punoɹ ʎɐʍ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ןןɐ s,ʇı
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    Stone Gossard knows.
    .
    fuera de este mundo
  • dontgimmenolip
    dontgimmenolip Posts: 198
    Stone Gossard found Waldo.
    - Justin

    You think the Slayer tour is out, or what?

    "Finally! I get to save the earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows." -- Al Gore.
  • dontgimmenolip
    dontgimmenolip Posts: 198
    Stone Gossard once bit into a Chip's Ahoy cookie without biting a chip.
    - Justin

    You think the Slayer tour is out, or what?

    "Finally! I get to save the earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows." -- Al Gore.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard invented the moonwalk
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard can scoop out all of the strawberry ice cream without touching the vanilla or chocolate.
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In 1989 Stone attempted to start a mosh pit at a Bel Biv Devoe concert. He was beaten beyond recognition, but that didn't stop him the following year at the ABC show.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes to finish every spoken phrase with "ASAP!" even if he does not require any action on your part.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is addicted to MILF porn.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    One word: Stone Gossard Rulz!
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."

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