Us dudes can have a dudes hygiene thread thingy to.

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I read a lil articale on Mr. Hefner, of Playboy magazine.

    He says, a mans fingernails, and hands are the most important thing we men need to keep done up nicely.

    Trimmed nails, no gunk under em, ect.

    Hefner makes total sence.
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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeanie wrote:
    hehe! :D Well he thinks he does! ;) But I love im anyway! :D

    No... HE IS HILARIOUS!

    Sometimes he says something that is SO bad, it's really funny! :D - dunkman, that is.
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    what about manscaping? My personal experience is that the ladies love it... you know... completely bare. Now that I'm married my wife makes sure I keep up the manscaping on a routine schedule.

    Whats the popular consensus around here about a) back b) chest c) nether-region ???
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    bump! Sorry - wrong quote. I'm going to bed now. :D
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    bump! Sorry - wrong quote. I'm going to bed now. :D

    nighty night
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    he still stands wrote:
    what about manscaping? My personal experience is that the ladies love it... you know... completely bare. Now that I'm married my wife makes sure I keep up the manscaping on a routine schedule.

    Whats the popular consensus around here about a) back b) chest c) nether-region ???

    Serious???? Wow! :)

    Personally, I couldn't care less. A guy could have two heads and no legs for all I care. If I love him and I want to be with him, I couldn't give two shits about whether he was hairy or not. :o
    NOPE!!!

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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    No... HE IS HILARIOUS!

    Sometimes he says something that is SO bad, it's really funny! :D - dunkman, that is.

    Well dunk is awesomeness encapsulated! :D I know this, because he keeps telling me! :p

    And he is funny and bad and he's got a cute helmet. :D

    But my dad still doesn't rock! ;)
    NOPE!!!

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  • wolfbear
    wolfbear Posts: 3,965
    chadwick wrote:
    I read a lil articale on Mr. Hefner, of Playboy magazine.

    He says, a mans fingernails, and hands are the most important thing we men need to keep done up nicely.

    Trimmed nails, no gunk under em, ect.

    Hefner makes total sence.
    I'd have to agree with this. I don't like men to have long fingernails. But, I'm not a fan of extra long fingernails on women either and I despise long toenails on anyone. Dirty fingernails I don't like on anyone, unless you just came out of working in the yard or something. Scruffy or callused hands are a different story though. :)
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    wolfbear wrote:
    I'd have to agree with this. I don't like men to have long fingernails. But, I'm not a fan of extra long fingernails on women either and I despise long toenails on anyone. Dirty fingernails I don't like on anyone, unless you just came out of working in the yard or something. Scruffy or callused hands are a different story though. :)

    Clean is a must!!! And that applies to everything! Clean face, clean hands, clean nails, clean, clean, clean!!! AND NEAT! When it cames to nails. But I agree callused hands are an entirely different thing! ;)
    NOPE!!!

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  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Bodyshop Men's line.
    http://www.thebodyshop.com/bodyshop/browse/sub_category.jsp?cm_re=default-_-Navigation-_-Skin_Care-Men_s&categoryId=cat5350003
    Face protector works greatfullee.

    *leaves thread and lets the sexy clean males be*
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeanie wrote:

    But my dad still doesn't rock! ;)
    `
    :D:D That's pretty funny how I got the wrong quote!

    btw, there's nothing wrong with a hairy man! :o
  • rhinomagic
    rhinomagic Charlottesville, VA Posts: 2,553
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Wet Ones (for my balloon knot after wiping ;) )

    I just read the entire thread for the first time and this is, hands-down, the funniest thing I found.

    Balloon knot! Replaces my previous favorite term of 'brown starfish'.

    Carry on...

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i think i like dove bar soap.
    i think that's the name of it.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • MasterFramer
    MasterFramer Posts: 2,268
    Origins Men's products are the Truth!

    Bladerunner = best shave ever
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    ohhhhh this awesome thread made a comeback!!! yay! :D
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    MasterFramer wrote:
    Origins Men's products are the Truth!

    Bladerunner = best shave ever

    Speaking of shaving.
    I'll have to shave sometime in the next few weeks probably.

    And I still have lost my toe-nail clipper.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • MasterFramer
    MasterFramer Posts: 2,268
    chadwick wrote:
    Speaking of shaving.
    I'll have to shave sometime in the next few weeks probably.

    And I still have lost my toe-nail clipper.

    heheh
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  • inmyrvm
    inmyrvm Posts: 1,038
    garnier fructis has this new hair stuff it comes in a little round container with a red lid. it works just as good if not better than the stuff you pay $15 for and it costs like $3. that's one for all you bargain shoppers out there.
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  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    I don't know how I missed this thread 1st time around....
    glad someone resurrected it.

    Hilarious!
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    I sure am one no shavin son of a gun these days..
    What is the deal with me?

    Weeks have went by since
    I last drug a razor across my mug.

    I'm like, who gives a fuck???
    Maybe this weekend i'll shave my nasty ass...
    :D as in shavin my face, not really my ass..
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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