Stone Gossard...

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a drawer in his kitchen that is reserved for belly button lint. It is right under the "junk drawer" on the left hand side of the fridge. He requests that all guests "pay it forward" and take a pinch-leave a pinch.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard will eat 15 egg-salad sandwiches for lunch, provided he has a pint of warm buttermilk to wash it all down with.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone got a new tattoo, it is Yogi and Boo-Boo the bears on either side of his cheeks...so, if he asks you to "lick his pic-i-nick basket" please be aware of what you will be getting into!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is the only man to actually purchase the edible lederhosen that the SexyDreams fantasy gear catalog offered.

    He bought 45 pairs of the liverwurst flavored shortpants.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Fu_Manchu
    Fu_Manchu Posts: 422
    When Stone Gossard drinks Lucozade his superhuman saliva reacts with the gas bubbles and makes it appropriate for replacing the fluid lost during diarrhoea
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard is the only human alive who can relate to failedpersephone.

    :p
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone once pummelled a small geek using just one incisor, the other incisors were busy knitting Jenna Jameson a new vulva.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Fu_Manchu
    Fu_Manchu Posts: 422
    Stone once replaced a snapped a guitar string on one of Mikes telecasters with a strand of his pubic hair. Mike didn't notice.
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
  • SammyK14
    SammyK14 Posts: 287
    Stone wrote the national anthem...for 12 countries
    5 years of Jam...

    06: Pittsburgh
    07: Lollapalooza
    08: Bonnaroo, DC
    EV (second row!!!!!!) in DC
    09: Philly 2 & 3
    10: Newark
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone never leaves his house without at least 4 pens in his pocket. He dreams of the day when someone will ask him "Is that a pen in your pocket...".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone is the only person in the world who can use the word Xxxxxxxx in a game of Scrabble
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    SammyK14 wrote:
    Stone wrote the national anthem...for 12 countries
    awesome first post!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • Fu_Manchu
    Fu_Manchu Posts: 422
    Contrary to popular belief, its not tectonic plate movement that is increasing the size of the Himalayas each year. Its all down to Stone's psychokinesis power
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
  • evenflow
    evenflow Posts: 401
    Stone Gossard did not rest untill the 9th day, besting the previous record of seven days by two.



    ...True Story...
    It's all about the music...

    http://www.myspace.com/christianjame (Music Page)

    Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/19598996 (Personal Page)
  • Fu_Manchu
    Fu_Manchu Posts: 422
    Stone once tossed a caber with such force into the Yucatan Peninsula that it triggered off the events that lead to the extinction of the Dinosaurs
    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has performed surgery on 14 hamsters, all in a bizarre effort to "find their ham"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    Stone Gossard played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    When Stone Gossard deletes a file in his computer, the computer knows he is suere.

    When sheeps can't sleep they count Stone Gossards.

    Stone Gossard can count to infinity back and forward.

    Forrest Gump is based on Stone Gossard anecdotes. True story.

    Stone Gossard went to the dark side of the force and came back with souvenirs for his family.
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    fuera de este mundo
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    When Jesus went to the mountain he multiplied bread, but then came Stone Gossard and said "No need for that JC, I brought croissants for everybody".

    The first day God made light and saw it was good. The second day God made Stone Gossard and thought "I overdid it".
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    fuera de este mundo
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard predicted the Giants win 14 years ago. FYI, he's calling for the Chicago Bears to beat the Alaskan Roadhogs in Super Bowl 57. Start saving your money now to bet on that one!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has reportedly used his "Spidey Senses" to accurately pinpoint the exact location of a low lying storm front.

    He IS the doppler 2000.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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