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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone plays catch and release in his goldfish tank.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard hates when people co-op his "vibe" -Just look what happened to this poor fool

    moral of the story: don't try to own Stone.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard was breast fed until he was 34.


    By the paper delivery boy.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • jackwvuu
    jackwvuu Posts: 42
    ....to Bill Brasky!


    Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has a fully reticulating tongue
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard is very particular about how he looks after his health, so much so that he records everything that enters everything he eats in a diary. To make sure his internal organs are working he takes pictures of his leavings.



    The rest of the band have banned him from showing them what he likes to call his 'log book'.
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  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard can tie over 300 different knots

    He learnt them all by stealing boy scouts and forcing them to teach him everything they know.
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  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    do the evolution

    pay the piper asshole(s)
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • kinetic
    kinetic Posts: 148
    Contrary to what history books tell us, Stone invented sour cream and onion potato chips and democracy.
    When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
  • Juberoo
    Juberoo Posts: 472
    This thread cracks me up...but seriously, why does everyone pick on Stone? There is something to be said about the quiet, intellectual ones.
    Makes much more sense, to live in the present tense.

    A truly liberal person is conservative when necessary.

    Pro-life by choice.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Juberoo wrote:
    This thread cracks me up...but seriously, why does everyone pick on Stone? There is something to be said about the quiet, intellectual ones.

    dude we aren't picking on Stoney!! we are celebrating his Stealth Ninja Status!









    if we don't he has names and addresses...and he isn't afraid of getting a little blood splatter on his plaids. :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    kinetic wrote:
    Contrary to what history books tell us, Stone invented sour cream and onion potato chips and democracy.

    i just swallowed my tongue
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • queenie
    queenie Posts: 24
    Contrary to his wife, Stone wanted to call his daughter Brangelina.....Tomkat if it was a boy



    then he picked up a copy of US mag and changed his mind
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  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    queenie wrote:
    Contrary to his wife, Stone wanted to call his daughter Brangelina.....Tomkat if it was a boy



    then he picked up a copy of US mag and changed his mind

    hey man
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • WindNoSail
    WindNoSail Posts: 580
    glasshouse wrote:
    do the evolution

    pay the piper asshole(s)

    Stone writes everything except what Eddie has taken over, and the bone that Mike and Jeff get every now and then.

    Love em all, but Stone is the man behind the man who's in front of the band.

    Stone.
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  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    my money is on this thread being "the" porch thread come end of days.
    very important thread this one (seriously now)

    oh, and i absolutely agree with you^^^ on stone being the stone of pj
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • queenie
    queenie Posts: 24
    glasshouse wrote:
    my money is on this thread being "the" porch thread come end of days.
    very important thread this one (seriously now)

    oh, and i absolutely agree with you^^^ on stone being the stone of pj

    :D

    seriously
    18/02/1992 Milano
    17/06/1992 Milano
    2-3/07/1993 Verona
    6-7/07/1993 Roma
    13/11/1996 Milano
    19/06/2000 Verona
    22/06/2000 Milano
    16/09/2006 Verona
    17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)
  • queenie
    queenie Posts: 24
    Stone first joined Green River because thought it was an environmental foundation
    18/02/1992 Milano
    17/06/1992 Milano
    2-3/07/1993 Verona
    6-7/07/1993 Roma
    13/11/1996 Milano
    19/06/2000 Verona
    22/06/2000 Milano
    16/09/2006 Verona
    17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    stone was one of Jesus’ 12 disciples. not Judas though. And he did not fall asleep while Jesus was praying in Gethsemane
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    stone wrote the Bible
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick

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