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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    HOLY SHIT.

    *bows down to Dunk*

    I totally needed that smile this afforded me.


    my pleasure sweetness :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Male enhancement pills are just aspirin dipped in the ball sweat of Stone Gossard...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Dylan StoneDylan Stone Posts: 1,145
    Stone Gossard told me he loves me... TWICE! :D
  • PJamGrunge10PJamGrunge10 California Posts: 596
    I remember when this was a brand new thread.



















    I thought it would never last.
    Stone Gossard...riffmeister extraordinaire!

    I am a man, I am advanced.....I am the first man to borrow Stone's leather pants!
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,669
    mookie_in_eugene wrote:
    Stone helped an elderly woman cross the street. He then hugged her and said, "I'm in Pearl Jam, friend".
    And she thanks I didn't want to be late for work.










    Behind the counter
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    stone gossard will be the 3rd base umpire in tonight's world series game
    I love to turn you on
  • Gonzo1977Gonzo1977 Posts: 1,696
    1)Stone Gossard holds the record for the "Largest Kidney Stone Ever Passed"

    2)Stone Gossard coined the term "Knuckle Sandwich"

    3)Stone Gossard is the true "Lord of the Dance"

    4)Stone once walked across the state of Texas wearing nothing but a pair of black sox.

    5)Stone once broke a guitar string...WITH HIS MIND !!
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Stone Gossard... ate my fucking dog!!!

    (for all the Braindead fans out there ;))
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard is 'Banned in DC'

    Stone Gossard is the man behind the myth

    Stone Gossard is the last airbender
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard is pissed that no one else has posted on his thread

    :mad:

    ^^See look at this picture of him ^^
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,472
    Nothin' says lovin' like Stone Gossard's crescent rolls.
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • pjamaholicpjamaholic Posts: 1,225
    Stone plucks his nose hairs with tweezers and then plaits them.
  • KaddikatKaddikat Posts: 1,194
    Stone should not give travel advice... Bryon Bay anyone? (HAHAHA) ;):D:D

    (Stone Im kidding..well actually no, I'm not.)
    **Get outa my way, just step aside, or pay the price ~ AC/DC**

    You make me feel uncalm and I think I like it - 311

    JEFF ROX MY SOX!

    "Jeff is just a badass all the way across the board" ~aNiMaL~

    "Chill out Kaddikat"
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone Gossard saved more turkeys from thanksgiving than clairece starling did lambs.
    I love to turn you on
  • zacman13245zacman13245 Posts: 294
    Stone sleeps soundly when the beds are burning.
    I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning

    6/30/2008 - Mansfield, MA.
    5/17/2010 - Boston, MA
    9/3/2011 - East Troy, WI (PJ20)
    9/4/2011 - East Troy, WI (PJ20)
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone was once offered the lead role in Saturday Night Fever but declined on the basis that it might mislead people into believing Stone can actually get a fever.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard killed Captain America.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone is the only person on earth who is allowed to touch Peter North's hair.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Surf RiderSurf Rider Posts: 813
    Barack Obama is really just Stone Gossard's version of S1m0ne.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone uses North East South West to remember the compass points, us mere mortals use Never Eat Shredded Wheat
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    Stone is often questioned by police...just because he's interesting.
  • porsche007porsche007 Posts: 40
    Stone Gossard is really a fly and its why Eddie wrote "Given to Fly"
    "Want you , In My, Rearviewmirror........."
  • loucifaloucifa Posts: 42
    Stone punched a Furby right in the face...Chuck Norris wouldn't dare
    2008-06-28\\2008-06-30\\2006-05-25\\2006-05-24\\2006-05-13\\2005-10-03\\
    2004-09-28\\2004-09-29\\2003-07-11\\2003-07-02\\2003-07-03\\2000-08-29\\
    2000-08-30\\1998-09-16\\1998-09-15\\1996-09-26\\
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    ahhh...found it! to FP where ever you are...



    Stone Gossard ended the cold war. Then he wrote 'Even Flow'.
    I love to turn you on
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Stone Gossard.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    HeavyHands wrote:
    I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Stone Gossard.

    :lol:
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    jeff ament once threw a rock into Puget Sound as far as he could.
    stone gossard then threw jeff ament the same distance.
    the term 'stone's throw' was born.
    I love to turn you on
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard IS Bostonlou AND Kat.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    When Stone votes no to Lisbon, there is no re-vote.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    I just saw a bunch of posts I made on the first few pages. I'm gonna do a "best of" and quote myself from the 2nd page to 4th page. After 148 pages, I've decided I'm allowed to do this.

    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard is "Radar" spelled backwards.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard is really the singer and a talented ventriloquist
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard wrote the lyrics to "Rock Me Amadaeus" for Falco.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard's middle name is actually Phillips
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard found God... but then lost him while walking around Boston.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard was once the 999,996th person to buy a greeting card at the Hallmark store in Seattle. Four persons later - they had balloons drop on them from the ceiling. Stone was jealous.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard once wrote into Penthouse magazine about a sexual escapade he claimed to have participated in. The editors quickly realized he was plagerizeing an article from 8 months before.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard was kicked out of the Chess Club in high school for being too rowdy.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard once left $5 in the charity jar at 7-11
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard can throw a playing card 51 feet ...underhand.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard woke up one day and thought for the first two hours that he was Jeff.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns two Hummers and one Prius - all fueled by love and diesel.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard IS Sea
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard once rode his bicycle 11 miles and had to have his mom pick him up.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns 4% of the stocks for Martha Stewart Enterprises
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard's right leg is 2 inches shorter than his left. The "duckwalk" occurs only when he forgets his prescription loafers.
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard once held his breath under water for 47 seconds.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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