~ The Kitty Thread!! ~ Take 2!

eeriepadave

Fifthelement

This may have been posted before, but it definitely needs to be seen again

From a Dog's Diary



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


From a Cat's Daily Diary...



Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................

Lizard

Love it, Fifthelement. Always a goodie.

We have named our kittehs---the ones up above--- N'Orange and George!!!

PJGirl321

Party on...

eeriepadave

cats playing pattycake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc

Fifthelement

Cat jumping from a power-line pole . . . and survives!!!! :shock:

http://ca.pets.yahoo.com/video-pole-jump-cat-23392312

whispering hands

hello feline fans how's the kitty people today? Just had to check in with my fellow kitty people..

PJGirl321

eeriepadave

whispering hands wrote:

hello feline fans how's the kitty people today? Just had to check in with my fellow kitty people..

mine are ok, except one cat has been sneezing a lot lately.

eMMI

My kitty really doesn't want me to clip her claws today. :roll: Which is a shame as I need to take her to her Christmas holiday destination. :think: Don't want her to tear things or people apart. :P Though she's not that into destruction anyway.

I'm gonna miss my lil' Nauhuri. :( But it's only a few weeks and she'll be with people she's seen before (my sisters). The first couple of days (including today) will be pretty exciting, as first she's staying with my younger-younger sister and she also has a kitty. Since I adopted Nauhuri, she hasn't been with other kitties. If they absolutely don't get along, though, lil' Nauhuri can stay at my older-younger sister's place with someone checking on her, until my sis gets home.

eeriepadave

My two cats playing with a cricket

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LREDECKEIoY

and one, Kali, enjoying a soda box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTWAye3QFS

Fifthelement

^^^ Aww, your kitties are so cute. Btw, the second link didn't work for me.

The neighbours cats seem to have adopted me.

Frank



Chloe



I don't know the name of this one, but she's really cute and sweet.

eeriepadave

Fifthelement wrote:

^^^ Aww, your kitties are so cute. Btw, the second link didn't work for me.

The neighbours cats seem to have adopted me.

Frank



Chloe



I don't know the name of this one, but she's really cute and sweet.

oooops that should be (for the last one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTWAye3QFSw

The first cat, Frank, and last cat looks pissed off

Fifthelement

^^^ Video link works now thank you Very cute, it's amasing what cats find amusing :roll:

Frank wasn't pissed, just hungry He was demanding food, but I made him pose for a picture first The other kitty is still a little skittish. I don't think she's too keen on my dog Nikita. She's slowly coming to the realisation that Nik wouldn't hurt her; just sniff her butt a lot :?

comebackgirl

My kitty burrowing under the blankets

iluvcats

our new kitten from Petsmart! what a sweetie but he is wild! he sure can run.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2 ... bc917b3c87

Catwoman1

iluvcats wrote:

our new kitten from Petsmart! what a sweetie but he is wild! he sure can run.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2 ... bc917b3c87

What a cutie! Congratulaions!

iluvcats

Catwoman1 wrote:

iluvcats wrote:

our new kitten from Petsmart! what a sweetie but he is wild! he sure can run.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2 ... bc917b3c87

What a cutie! Congratulaions!

thanks

eeriepadave

Catwoman1 wrote:

iluvcats wrote:

our new kitten from Petsmart! what a sweetie but he is wild! he sure can run.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2 ... bc917b3c87

What a cutie! Congratulaions!

+1 what's his name?

iluvcats

eeriepadave wrote:

Catwoman1 wrote:

iluvcats wrote:

our new kitten from Petsmart! what a sweetie but he is wild! he sure can run.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2 ... bc917b3c87

What a cutie! Congratulaions!

+1 what's his name?

aawwww. casey.