So it's plugged into your pc, which is plugged into the wall...everyone is so in denial about their contributions to our planets' destruction
My computer operates on the power generated by numerous slaves running in human hamster wheels. My slaves are totally biodegradable. When they run out of juice I just dump them in the mass grave. Sure, being "green" means making sacrifices, but I just want to do my part. My plan is two-pronged: It cuts down on overpopulation and the refuse makes a fine mulch for my organic garden.
"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
Went to a Godfather's Pizza buffet today (which is gross enough on its own) and when I got in the place was just slammed busy. Looked out one of the windows and saw three little buses from the Brehm Academy, a special needs school here in Carbondale. Man, what a gross-out cluster fuck. Kids were just standing at the pizza bar hammering down slices. One girl with a mustache was standing right at the corner of the buffet eating pasta and putting pizza slices directly in her dirty hands. Pieces of pizza were all over the floor. Kids were putting Monkey Bread (these little cinnamon balls with icing) into their hands and sucking them down right at the buffet. I don't think I've ever seen more people chewing with their mouths open in one place. Ewwww! I feel bad for some of these kids, but the gross factor was at DEFCON 1. It reminded me of the special table in the high school cafeteria except it was impossible to look away because these guys and gals were everywhere. Luckily they left after about 20 minutes of me being there. BTW, I stuck around because I had a free buffet card and I walked. Yes, I know I suck for being grossed out by kids who have problems.
wow, I don't know what to say other than I feel sorry for you when Karma strikes back.
wow, I don't know what to say other than I feel sorry for you when Karma strikes back.
Wouldn't hoping for bad Karma to strike me bring bad Karma to you?
[Edit] Unless you're sincere in feeling sorry for me when it happens. Then I guess you'll get good Karma.
"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
I'm like New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner. I have a strict no facial hair policy.
"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
I agree. The only buffets I ever eat at are at weddings. Blech
Yeah, that was parenthetical admission of guilt.
"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
This thread should really be locked because it is getting way too silly!!
I think we have about covered everything wrong from women having mustaches to men eating at buffets with gross people around!!
hehehehehehehehe;)
Lighten up people....
Yeah, I think this thread has exhausted itself. It was pretty amusing for a while.
"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
If I had seen that, I wouldn't feel compelled to share it on a message board for laughs.
to play devils advocate here, was i fucked up for sharing in a thread the other night that i was put "off" by a female friend peeing with the door open.
its just something people see that they think is kinda fucked up and they share.
if we go by this "rule" half the stuff that is posted on this board should not be posted.
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
to play devils advocate here, was i fucked up for sharing in a thread the other night that i was put "off" by a female friend peeing with the door open.
its just something people see that think is kinda fucked up and they share.
if we go by this "rule" half the stuff that is posted on this board should not be posted.
nicely put WOLFIE!!!
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
to play devils advocate here, was i fucked up for sharing in a thread the other night that i was put "off" by a female friend peeing with the door open.
its just something people see that think is kinda fucked up and they share.
if we go by this "rule" half the stuff that is posted on this board should not be posted.
if your friend was disabled in some way then yes you would have been fucked up for sharing it.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I disagree. The action can be seperated from the person. You can discuss the situation without needing to be judging the condition of the person.
It's back alive!
I guess it comes down to why we cut people slack. Gross is still gross whether it's intentional or not, but gross turns to asshole if it is intentional. But, is it asshole to separate it and then comment on it? Some answer with a resounding "Yes!" Others, we'll call those people "assholes like me," answer "No." If you eat poop because you're crazy, it's not your fault. If you eat poop because it tastes good, you just a sick fuck. Either way, your nickname is still "Shit Breath."
"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
I guess it comes down to why we cut people slack. Gross is still gross whether it's intentional or not, but gross turns to asshole if it is intentional. But, is it asshole to separate it and then comment on it? Some answer with a resounding "Yes!" Others, we'll call those people "assholes like me," answer "No." If you eat poop because you're crazy, it's not your fault. If you eat poop because it tastes good, you just a sick fuck. Either way, your nickname is still "Shit Breath."
lol nice one!!
Either way...you're still an asshole to some here.
24 years old, mid-life crisis
nowadays hits you when you're young
What's the point? Anything goes? If some kid wants to sit at a table and consume food through their asshole, I don't care. I don't have to look at it and it doesn't touch me. If there's a kid with filthy fucking hands grabbing all over food at a buffet it's a different story. How do I know what this kid has on his hands? He or she could have written his or her name in shit on the bathroom walls for all I know. Yes, that's an exaggeration, but a finger slipping through toilet paper when wiping the ol' ass isn't. Tell me how that's fair to the other customers at that place? It's a public health concern. Feces isn't healthy to eat.
oh, look like some other poster said why didn't you leave if you were so grossed out?
you only stayed there because you had a card that allows you to eat there cheap so you stayed there, and that means you'd rather eat anywhere and anything just as long as it's cheap/free.
if i'd been so grossed out i'd just walk away. sometimes the best way out of a certain situation is to walk away, you might feel wronged but in the end it'll be the best for both.
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Yes he is an astronaut....seriously, how did you know this???
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
australians have special powers.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
hehehehe
rriigghhtt!!!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
hehehehehe
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
oh im not in denial... i just dont care anymore.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
My computer operates on the power generated by numerous slaves running in human hamster wheels. My slaves are totally biodegradable. When they run out of juice I just dump them in the mass grave. Sure, being "green" means making sacrifices, but I just want to do my part. My plan is two-pronged: It cuts down on overpopulation and the refuse makes a fine mulch for my organic garden.
okay... but don't say you weren't warned.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
and have mustaches
Wouldn't hoping for bad Karma to strike me bring bad Karma to you?
[Edit] Unless you're sincere in feeling sorry for me when it happens. Then I guess you'll get good Karma.
I'm like New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner. I have a strict no facial hair policy.
Yeah, that was parenthetical admission of guilt.
I think we have about covered everything wrong from women having mustaches to men eating at buffets with gross people around!!
hehehehehehehehe;)
Lighten up people....
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Yeah, I think this thread has exhausted itself. It was pretty amusing for a while.
It was pretty amusing....:p
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Get a life.
nowadays hits you when you're young
to play devils advocate here, was i fucked up for sharing in a thread the other night that i was put "off" by a female friend peeing with the door open.
its just something people see that they think is kinda fucked up and they share.
if we go by this "rule" half the stuff that is posted on this board should not be posted.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
nicely put WOLFIE!!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
if your friend was disabled in some way then yes you would have been fucked up for sharing it.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
well she does have back problems from the GINORMOUS RACK she has to carry around with her all the damn time. poor girl. : )
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
I disagree. The action can be seperated from the person. You can discuss the situation without needing to be judging the condition of the person.
nowadays hits you when you're young
well as im sure you're already aware, i disagree with you.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
It's back alive!
I guess it comes down to why we cut people slack. Gross is still gross whether it's intentional or not, but gross turns to asshole if it is intentional. But, is it asshole to separate it and then comment on it? Some answer with a resounding "Yes!" Others, we'll call those people "assholes like me," answer "No." If you eat poop because you're crazy, it's not your fault. If you eat poop because it tastes good, you just a sick fuck. Either way, your nickname is still "Shit Breath."
lol nice one!!
Either way...you're still an asshole to some here.
nowadays hits you when you're young
oh, look like some other poster said why didn't you leave if you were so grossed out?
you only stayed there because you had a card that allows you to eat there cheap so you stayed there, and that means you'd rather eat anywhere and anything just as long as it's cheap/free.
if i'd been so grossed out i'd just walk away. sometimes the best way out of a certain situation is to walk away, you might feel wronged but in the end it'll be the best for both.
Man, that is just so sad......:(
hehehehehe
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."