i had my last drink last night... well until next Sat night that is..
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i'm doing my annual 3 days of dieting and no drinking New Years resolution type thing... it'll never last but i like to pretend it will
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Anyway. I've had more than a few pints today/tonight. I've run out though
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
You British guys were having a meetup. I was either with my boyfriend or a friend (not sure) but you were holding this meetup in a run down old barn that stank of pee. And dunk was stuffing olives for everyone to eat.
So there you go. Get out of my dreams! :mad: Maybe I should take a leaf out of harmless' book.
You British guys were having a meetup. I was either with my boyfriend or a friend (not sure) but you were holding this meetup in a run down old barn that stank of pee.
Yeah, that was the only venue Dunk could afford on his wages.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Yeah, that was the only venue Dunk could afford on his wages.
i could afford Buckingham Palace if i wanted... but i'm scottish so 1. i wouldnt give my fucking money to that old bitch anyway and 2. i'm scottish.. i would hire the inside of a nuclear warhead if i got it for £3 and a copy of Debbie Does Dallas on dvd.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
You know why, don't you? It's because we were talking about food yesterday.
You're a very good host though. Taking your time stuffing olives with cheese and anchovies and handing them round to Mark and Jamie, etc.
You can take the olives but I LOVE anchovies. Were they fresh marinated anchovies, or the shrivelled, cooked brown ones?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I don't remember that well. I don't even remember who I was with!
So you mean, if dunk went to all that effort, you'd just sit there and pick the insides out? That's terrible! I hope you feel guilty!
Of course, I'd have no qualms about doing it either. I ate a whole jar of marinated anchovies with bread this Christmas.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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When you say "soft drinks" you must be referring to soda, cause there ain't nothin' softer than that Bailey's you were drinking the other night!
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"What's your name?"
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If there was a reason, it was you.
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aye
i'm doing my annual 3 days of dieting and no drinking New Years resolution type thing... it'll never last but i like to pretend it will
Usually only lasts til the hangovers worn off anyway
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
reels back in terror and covers face...."NOOOOOOOO!"
DAMN!!! i thought i smelled something....:eek:
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
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p.s. Trust Harmless to get the last word in.
Anyway. I've had more than a few pints today/tonight. I've run out though
This wine is weighing nicely.
You British guys were having a meetup. I was either with my boyfriend or a friend (not sure) but you were holding this meetup in a run down old barn that stank of pee.
So there you go. Get out of my dreams! :mad: Maybe I should take a leaf out of harmless' book.
Yeah, that was the only venue Dunk could afford on his wages.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i take it Popeye wasnt invited then
*snigger*
You know why, don't you? It's because we were talking about food yesterday.
You're a very good host though. Taking your time stuffing olives with cheese and anchovies and handing them round to Mark and Jamie, etc.
i could afford Buckingham Palace if i wanted... but i'm scottish so 1. i wouldnt give my fucking money to that old bitch anyway and 2. i'm scottish.. i would hire the inside of a nuclear warhead if i got it for £3 and a copy of Debbie Does Dallas on dvd.
You can take the olives but I LOVE anchovies. Were they fresh marinated anchovies, or the shrivelled, cooked brown ones?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I don't remember that well. I don't even remember who I was with!
So you mean, if dunk went to all that effort, you'd just sit there and pick the insides out? That's terrible! I hope you feel guilty!
Of course, I'd have no qualms about doing it either. I ate a whole jar of marinated anchovies with bread this Christmas.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
So you had to drink a couple of gallons of water after?