Oh, fabulous, just fabulous. I thought you were American, how do you know this stuff?
well it is a classic
i must admit i never 'got' fawlty towers... too slapstick for me... toy "the vicar is coming over and my bum is hanging out the main window and the dog is licking my pink sausage" kinda stuff
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
i must admit i never 'got' fawlty towers... too slapstick for me... toy "the vicar is coming over and my bum is hanging out the main window and the dog is licking my pink sausage" kinda stuff
I would say it's inconsistent, but great in places. Kind of like your repertoire.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
i must admit i never 'got' fawlty towers... too slapstick for me... toy "the vicar is coming over and my bum is hanging out the main window and the dog is licking my pink sausage" kinda stuff
Eh? It is a classic, no mistake.
"Basil, where are you going?" "I'm going to see Mr Oreilly dear....then I think I'll go to Canada".
Classic.
I would say it's inconsistent, but great in places. Kind of like your repertoire.
did you just say french shit to me?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
My knowledge of comedy holds no boundaries. At least that's what I thought until you brought up those Carry On specials
So...expert eh? and we're drinking, well we are...so how about Derek & Clive ? You must know that stuff.....come to thnk of it, shit, some of that was the worst taste ever.
Eh? It is a classic, no mistake.
"Basil, where are you going?" "I'm going to see Mr Oreilly dear....then I think I'll go to Canada".
Classic.
its too ... ohhhh what could possiblt go wrong next... i hate it.. it makes me nervous watching it.... why doesnt he just tel people the staff are off.. why doesnt he phone the hospital about a dead guy in a room.... its completely far fetched and so doesnt suspend my disbelief... Red Dwarf on the other hand
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
So...expert eh? and we're drinking, well we are...so how about Derek & Clive ? You must know that stuff.....come to thnk of it, shit, some of that was the worst taste ever.
Seen bits of it. Not a huge Dudley Moore fan. But that has more to do with his later movies than anything.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
I thought we were going to talk about floral arrangements and skincare products??? :(
I think FailedPersephone was talking about something like that...
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I thought we were going to talk about floral arrangements and skincare products??? :(
You disappeared so we got lost. Although I hear that Dunkman shoved a couple of roses down the front of his Elvis costume and told all of his office mates to take a big whiff.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
I thought we were going to talk about floral arrangements and skincare products??? :(
ohh yes.. lets!!!!
*claps hands in giddy wonderment*
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'I simply remember my favourite things... and then I don't feel.... so.. bad!'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Seen bits of it. Not a huge Dudley Moore fan. But that has more to do with his later movies than anything.
Listen to this, remember it was 1971 or something, they were big tv stars in the uk, and they did this for fun, it didn't get released officially for a few years....the whole album is just fantastic...if you like that sort of thing.
You disappeared so we got lost. Although I hear that Dunkman shoved a couple of roses down the front of his Elvis costume and told all of his office mates to take a big whiff.
No, no, I am here.
Just let's not talk about women, ok?
Bros, not hoes. Dig?
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
its too ... ohhhh what could possiblt go wrong next... i hate it.. it makes me nervous watching it.... why doesnt he just tel people the staff are off.. why doesnt he phone the hospital about a dead guy in a room.... its completely far fetched and so doesnt suspend my disbelief... Red Dwarf on the other hand
I hear you. My bread knife is the same.
I enjoy it though...Frank Spencer was ok too.
Red Dwarf, I saw the very first ones, and enjoyed it for some years, but it went on and became territory that needed commitment, and got it, from people who should have been.
I once saw the girl that became Holly, doing stand up in a club, she was quite funny.
You disappeared so we got lost. Although I hear that Dunkman shoved a couple of roses down the front of his Elvis costume and told all of his office mates to take a big whiff.
well i need a good prick down there
thorns are a bugger to remove... a bit like michael jackson's skin tone
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Listen to this, remember it was 1971 or something, they were big tv stars in the uk, and they did this for fun, it didn't get released officially for a few years....the whole album is just fantastic...if you like that sort of thing.
"The lobsters didn't say 'we have the upper hand'" That was funny. Shit. Now I'll be listening to more of this for the next couple of hours instead of doing what I should be!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"The lobsters didn't say 'we have the upper hand'" That was funny. Shit. Now I'll be listening to more of this for the next couple of hours instead of doing what I should be!
"Peter Cook is the funniest man to ever draw breath", that's according to Stephen Fry who is also pretty funny.
Try this one...caution, lots of swears.
"Peter Cook is the funniest man to ever draw breath", that's according to Stephen Fry who is also pretty funny.
Try this one...caution, lots of swears.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
That really was great! He has the fucking audacity to come back with "ugguglluggu".
Aaah, sir I have worshipped at the alter of Derek & Clive for years, it is a hilarious and tragic story. When they were just Pete & Dud they killed mind you, without swearing.
Watch this when you have time...classic.
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Oh, fabulous, just fabulous. I thought you were American, how do you know this stuff?
well it is a classic
i must admit i never 'got' fawlty towers... too slapstick for me... toy "the vicar is coming over and my bum is hanging out the main window and the dog is licking my pink sausage" kinda stuff
Ahahahahaha
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
My knowledge of comedy holds no boundaries. At least that's what I thought until you brought up those Carry On specials
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I would say it's inconsistent, but great in places. Kind of like your repertoire.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Eh? It is a classic, no mistake.
"Basil, where are you going?" "I'm going to see Mr Oreilly dear....then I think I'll go to Canada".
Classic.
Or your bowel movements.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
did you just say french shit to me?
its too ... ohhhh what could possiblt go wrong next... i hate it.. it makes me nervous watching it.... why doesnt he just tel people the staff are off.. why doesnt he phone the hospital about a dead guy in a room.... its completely far fetched and so doesnt suspend my disbelief... Red Dwarf on the other hand
Oui... d'accord?
(Don't push me for anymore... I'm out.)
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Seen bits of it. Not a huge Dudley Moore fan. But that has more to do with his later movies than anything.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I think FailedPersephone was talking about something like that...
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
You disappeared so we got lost. Although I hear that Dunkman shoved a couple of roses down the front of his Elvis costume and told all of his office mates to take a big whiff.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
ohh yes.. lets!!!!
*claps hands in giddy wonderment*
'I simply remember my favourite things... and then I don't feel.... so.. bad!'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Listen to this, remember it was 1971 or something, they were big tv stars in the uk, and they did this for fun, it didn't get released officially for a few years....the whole album is just fantastic...if you like that sort of thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRERndDP-Jc
Just let's not talk about women, ok?
Bros, not hoes. Dig?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I hear you. My bread knife is the same.
I enjoy it though...Frank Spencer was ok too.
Red Dwarf, I saw the very first ones, and enjoyed it for some years, but it went on and became territory that needed commitment, and got it, from people who should have been.
I once saw the girl that became Holly, doing stand up in a club, she was quite funny.
well i need a good prick down there
thorns are a bugger to remove... a bit like michael jackson's skin tone
Oh, where the hell did you sneak off to?
Nice to see you back.
"The lobsters didn't say 'we have the upper hand'"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
YAY! for GIN!!! it's the bestest holiday drinkie ever!
No need to talks about the ladies. I dig where you're comin' from. Bros it is. What it is slim? Bro's it is.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"Peter Cook is the funniest man to ever draw breath", that's according to Stephen Fry who is also pretty funny.
Try this one...caution, lots of swears.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU
That really was great! He has the fucking audacity to come back with "ugguglluggu".
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
nighty night
For fucks sake it's about time! Didn't know how much longer I could stomach you.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Watch this when you have time...classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfq1I11BAc