only harmless can get a thread about drinking going on for over 1300 replies.
congrats you drunk.
This may just beat the Yield thread. And so it fucking well should. I contend that drink is almost better than Yield.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Yeah... you still own the copyright, I just fine-tuned it a little.
i've never fine-tuned anyone's jokes before!!
how presumptuous of you all
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
..go on then,... you saying you want to fine tune my tool box?
Sorry, poor Carry on 1970's style gag there.
That made me laugh pretty hard mate.. nice.
This is turning out to be a good old one stop comedy shop!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
You know, I was looking in my wallet the other day and I realized, it's all about the Washington's baby.
the use of the apostrophe at the end of Washington implies that it was his baby... so you mean Washingtons? that was fine-tuning of grammar..
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
the use of the apostrophe at the end of Washington implies that it was his baby... so you mean Washingtons? that was fine-tuning of grammar..
Yeah I was like 'Washington's baby'? Is this like some patriotic Americanism?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
the use of the apostrophe at the end of Washington implies that it was his baby... so you mean Washingtons? that was fine-tuning of grammar..
Now THAT was comedy!!! I know how much you like the lols Dunk.
So ROTFLMAO
See? I am not offended by someone fine tuning a joke I stole from Mookie's repetoire.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Now THAT was comedy!!! I know how much you like the lols Dunk.
So ROTFLMAO
See? I am not offended by someone fine tuning a joke I stole from Mookie's repetoire.
I'm not offended either considering that sheep testicles are considered Haute Cuisine to those across the pond.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
I'm not offended either considering that sheep testicles are considered Haute Cuisine to those across the pond.
mookie you can stop being so offensive, or get out of the thread :mad:
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I'm not offended either considering that sheep testicles are considered Haute Cuisine to those across the pond.
food insults from an inhabitant of the nation that invented 18foot wide crematoriums..
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
food insults from an inhabitant of the nation that invented 18foot wide crematoriums..
I have never had haggis, but my dad loves scrapple..I call it crapple. Some sort of conncoction made up from everything left on the butcher shop floor. ew...
Who does everyone think is the finest example of post 1900's sculpture?
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I have never had haggis, but my dad loves scrapple..I call it crapple.
Dunk called me a crapple the other day. :eek:
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
You see, humour was so much simpler then.
btw, any Americans have any idea what we're on about?
I'm not sure the Carry on movies ever went down very well with you. yak, yak, yak.
You see, humour was so much simpler then.
btw, any Americans have any idea what we're on about?
I'm not sure the Carry on movies ever went down very well with you. yak, yak, yak.
No clue. Had to Wiki them just to see what the hell you were talking about. Though maybe it was an airline safety video.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
I have never had haggis, but my dad loves scrapple..I call it crapple. Some sort of conncoction made up from everything left on the butcher shop floor. ew...
Who does everyone think is the finest example of post 1900's sculpture?
haggis is actually banned from the US... something to do with it not containing enough fat or something.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i meant to type 'crab apple' but i got excited... premature enunciation.. or something
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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..go on then,... you saying you want to fine tune my tool box?
Sorry, poor Carry on 1970's style gag there.
This may just beat the Yield thread. And so it fucking well should. I contend that drink is almost better than Yield.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i've never fine-tuned anyone's jokes before!!
how presumptuous of you all
That made me laugh pretty hard mate.. nice.
This is turning out to be a good old one stop comedy shop!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Well you've obviously never fine-tuned your own.
Give it a try, you might learn something.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Did you sound like Sid James when you laughed?
That may be funny that side of the water...here, it's blank faces all round, I'm guessing. You'll have to tweek that one for us.
the use of the apostrophe at the end of Washington implies that it was his baby... so you mean Washingtons? that was fine-tuning of grammar..
Nice!
I'm working on a new one with sackagawea coins and an Indian Casino. It's not quite ready yet.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
i hope not.. he died about 36 years ago
Yeah I was like 'Washington's baby'? Is this like some patriotic Americanism?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
So ROTFLMAO
See? I am not offended by someone fine tuning a joke I stole from Mookie's repetoire.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I'm not offended either considering that sheep testicles are considered Haute Cuisine to those across the pond.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
mookie you can stop being so offensive, or get out of the thread :mad:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
food insults from an inhabitant of the nation that invented 18foot wide crematoriums..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epJ2GZ0UWvw
It's that addictive cheese in your pizza.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
'Honestly, I don't know where to look.'
'I do... AHAHA.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
You're right. I guess that would be like you making fun of the amount of cross-dressers we have here in the states.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Who does everyone think is the finest example of post 1900's sculpture?
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Dunk called me a crapple the other day. :eek:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
You see, humour was so much simpler then.
btw, any Americans have any idea what we're on about?
I'm not sure the Carry on movies ever went down very well with you. yak, yak, yak.
No clue. Had to Wiki them just to see what the hell you were talking about. Though maybe it was an airline safety video.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
haggis is actually banned from the US... something to do with it not containing enough fat or something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antony_Gormley
the guy who does the Angel of the North and The Beach Sculptures
i meant to type 'crab apple' but i got excited... premature enunciation.. or something
Oh, don't look into it too much, they were very 'of their time'.
I just think it is so awesome.
Here is one that I didn't look at too closely before I took the photo!!!
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w215/TrixieCat_album/IMG_8324.jpg?t=1199396233
And I don't feel right when you're gone away