Damn, double burn... that was good. You learn well my apprentice.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
:eek: 6 years??????
That is awful! If I were in PJ I would want to play there all of the time.
You know what bugs me????? And I know I don't like anti American sentiment, but wth is up with miles instead of kilometers???? Why was it necessary to change the unit of measure?? All of them. I am not picking on the mile or anything. ??? Anyone?
Well, let's be honest, Pearl Jam is the greatest, and also the laziest band of our generation. The world tour for this last record was less than a hundred shows. I bet they've never played more than around 25 or so times in the UK.
When I was a lad, bands like Metallica would do UK tours that lasted that many shows each time they came.
And as for measurements...you lot can forget it, you still use lbs don't you?
Damn, double burn... that was good. You learn well my apprentice.
Trixie is learning from you about jokes?!?!?!?
i've got more gags than a kidnapped bulimic
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
looks like my cold is slowly going away... i was able to taste my lunch today, which means i can taste beer again, which means HELL YEAH I AM DRINKING TONIGHT!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Well, let's be honest, Pearl Jam is the greatest, and also the laziest band of our generation. The world tour for this last record was less than a hundred shows. I bet they've never played more than around 25 or so times in the UK.
When I was a lad, bands like Metallica would do UK tours that lasted that many shows each time they came.
And as for measurements...you lot can forget it, you still use lbs don't you?
We use lbs and gallons too! You should see us trying to see how many cups fit into a litre! lol
So ridiculous.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
That would be funnier if you fine tuned it.
Like this, for instance:
I've got more gags then a bulimic after hitting the chinese buffet.
Yes??
Sorry harmless. Couldn't resist.
It's OK. But does that mean I have to agree with you?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
That would be funnier if you fine tuned it.
Like this, for instance:
I've got more gags then a bulimic after hitting the chinese buffet.
Yes??
Sorry harmless. Couldn't resist.
never ever fine tune one of my jokes again.
you need kidnapped in there as kidnapped people are normally gagged... then murdered... but a gag is used somewhere in the process.. then murder
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
We use lbs and gallons too! You should see us trying to see how many cups fit into a litre! lol
So ridiculous.
two shapely 36DD cups can produce a litre... ohhh yeah!!!!!!
and the night, just like Michael Jacksons newest victim... is still young
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
you need kidnapped in there as kidnapped people are normally gagged... then murdered... but a gag is used somewhere in the process.. then murder
And I also didn't like the gerund she used.. 'after hitting'... I felt it was too clunky..
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
But the bulimic would only have one gag on, yes?
Ok, how about this:
I have more gags than a kidnapped camp full of bulimics????
Comedic gold.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
More gags than a roomfull of bulimic hostages!
There you go... I don't charge.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
But the bulimic would only have one gag on, yes?
Ok, how about this:
I have more gags than a kidnapped camp full of bulimics????
Comedic gold.
my medium is fast paced verbal attacks... you've taken 20 minutes to fine-tune my joke... but yes its a good joke
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Yeah... you still own the copyright, I just fine-tuned it a little.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Damn, double burn... that was good. You learn well my apprentice.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Well, let's be honest, Pearl Jam is the greatest, and also the laziest band of our generation. The world tour for this last record was less than a hundred shows. I bet they've never played more than around 25 or so times in the UK.
When I was a lad, bands like Metallica would do UK tours that lasted that many shows each time they came.
And as for measurements...you lot can forget it, you still use lbs don't you?
Trixie is learning from you about jokes?!?!?!?
i've got more gags than a kidnapped bulimic
Like this, for instance:
I've got more gags then a bulimic after hitting the chinese buffet.
Yes??
Sorry harmless. Couldn't resist.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I haven't had a drop.... friday night......
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
So ridiculous.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
It's OK. But does that mean I have to agree with you?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
never ever fine tune one of my jokes again.
you need kidnapped in there as kidnapped people are normally gagged... then murdered... but a gag is used somewhere in the process.. then murder
I've no idea if I'm tall or short, heavy or light.
two shapely 36DD cups can produce a litre... ohhh yeah!!!!!!
and the night, just like Michael Jacksons newest victim... is still young
Ok, how about this:
I have more gags than a kidnapped camp full of bulimics????
Comedic gold.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I also didn't like the gerund she used.. 'after hitting'... I felt it was too clunky..
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
and not quite dark.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
You are also middle aged according to the Bible, right?
The stones thing kills me.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Dunk, there's more gags in your posts than in an kidnappers tool box.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
More gags than a roomfull of bulimic hostages!
There you go... I don't charge.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
A stone= 14 lb. Got it?
How about a furlong..? heard of that?
my medium is fast paced verbal attacks... you've taken 20 minutes to fine-tune my joke... but yes its a good joke
I am going to be honest and say maybe??
Harmless...that was funny!
And jamie, your toolbox one was good, but needs some fine tuning.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
thank fuck!!! it was my joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:( :( :(
That's what the kidnapper said.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Trixie, the new Jiffy Lube of comedy!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
congrats you drunk.
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
Haven't you heard the saying "a good joke is like a harp..it takes twenty minutes to fine tune" ?
Hilarious, gets me every time.
Yeah... you still own the copyright, I just fine-tuned it a little.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison