That's because they want to make you fucking WEEP Mark
It makes me want to be all Michael Jackson and 'Save the children!' (I said save, not 'enslave'.. Dunk )
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
It makes me want to be all Michael Jackson and 'Save the children!' (I said save, not 'enslave'.. Dunk )
thats ok.. i substituted "save" for "fist"
allegedly
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
interesting. so EVERYTIME u get hammmmerred youre gonna start a new thread? i cant WAIT!!! what are u drinking at the moment?
I've actually only had a few glasses of wine tonight, one of port. I started this thread last night when I was uber buzzed on ciders.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Yes, 'enslave' was an attempt to subtly straddle the line... Dunk crossed the line.
And now watch.... He'll use the word 'straddle' to make a joke about Michael Jackson and children.
Allegedly.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
And they're not very straight tonight, or that clear..lol
I bought a map of our area today. It was a bit shit. At first I thought 'Makes sense - our area's a bit shit', but then I thought 'Hey, I wonder if this is one of Dunk's efforts'?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I bought a map of our area today. It was a bit shit. At first I thought 'Makes sense - our area's a bit shit', but then I thought 'Hey, I wonder if this is one of Dunk's efforts'?
i only draw maps of SW Scotland!! and they are all genius... allegedly (that could be a new catchphrase)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i was holding a giant spicy Nik-Nak and a rally small pint
my stiffy is 3/4 scale
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i only draw maps of SW Scotland!! and they are all genius... allegedly (that could be a new catchphrase)
SW Scotland? Isn't that full of mountains and highland long-haired goats and shit? Give you the easy job did they?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
SW Scotland? Isn't that full of mountains and highland long-haired goats and shit? Give you the easy job did they?
spoken like a true london wanker... "uh isnt the Cotswolds in Aberdeenland?"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
spoken like a true london wanker... "uh isnt the Cotswolds in Aberdeenland?"
I am a true london wanker. I have an eight foot by ten foot England flag hanging over the outside of my house, and a hired local teenage girl to periodically push a pram from left to right in front of my front gate. I'm reprezentin'!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
You can see the damn thing from space, you sure Jamie did it?
space is over-rated...
jamie might have helped with the wee helmet
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Jenny Twentytits.. she used to live near me... 4 kids to 5 different dads.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Jenny Twentytits.. she used to live near me... 4 kids to 5 different dads.
That's the one who pushes the pram outside my house!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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It makes me want to be all Michael Jackson and 'Save the children!' (I said save, not 'enslave'.. Dunk
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
thats ok.. i substituted "save" for "fist"
allegedly
I've actually only had a few glasses of wine tonight, one of port. I started this thread last night when I was uber buzzed on ciders.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Yes, 'enslave' was an attempt to subtly straddle the line... Dunk crossed the line.
And now watch.... He'll use the word 'straddle' to make a joke about Michael Jackson and children.
Allegedly.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
dunk couldn't see the line with the hubble telescope he crossed so long ago.....:p
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
http://www.chalkman.com/images/newsign.jpg
I bought a map of our area today. It was a bit shit. At first I thought 'Makes sense - our area's a bit shit', but then I thought 'Hey, I wonder if this is one of Dunk's efforts'?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
i only draw maps of SW Scotland!! and they are all genius... allegedly (that could be a new catchphrase)
i was holding a giant spicy Nik-Nak and a rally small pint
my stiffy is 3/4 scale
SW Scotland? Isn't that full of mountains and highland long-haired goats and shit? Give you the easy job did they?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Ran out of beer...
Night all
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
G'night!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Dunk!
We've been trying to find out who did it!! Shoulda known it would be you!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marree_Man
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
spoken like a true london wanker... "uh isnt the Cotswolds in Aberdeenland?"
marree man has a tiny cock.. Jamie did it
You can see the damn thing from space, you sure Jamie did it?
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
I am a true london wanker. I have an eight foot by ten foot England flag hanging over the outside of my house, and a hired local teenage girl to periodically push a pram from left to right in front of my front gate. I'm reprezentin'!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I don't wanna think, I wanna feel
Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06
London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
This required bulldozers me dear!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
space is over-rated...
jamie might have helped with the wee helmet
at what? drinking or talking shite?
Ha.....I'll say nothing.
Apart from...anyone know this girl?
http://www.keaner.net/MOCCA2005/Manhattan04.jpg
Jenny Twentytits.. she used to live near me... 4 kids to 5 different dads.
That's the one who pushes the pram outside my house!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Still at what???
I just wandered in to promote Australia!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift