Is NO ONE else drinking tonight??

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    That's because they want to make you fucking WEEP Mark :)

    It makes me want to be all Michael Jackson and 'Save the children!' (I said save, not 'enslave'.. Dunk :D)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    It makes me want to be all Michael Jackson and 'Save the children!' (I said save, not 'enslave'.. Dunk :D)

    thats ok.. i substituted "save" for "fist"



    allegedly ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    SENROCK! wrote:
    interesting. so EVERYTIME u get hammmmerred youre gonna start a new thread? i cant WAIT!!! :D what are u drinking at the moment?

    I've actually only had a few glasses of wine tonight, one of port. I started this thread last night when I was uber buzzed on ciders.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    thats ok.. i substituted "save" for "fist"



    allegedly ;)
    ohhhhh, you crossed a line Dunk :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    ohhhhh, you crossed a line Dunk :D

    Yes, 'enslave' was an attempt to subtly straddle the line... Dunk crossed the line. :D

    And now watch.... He'll use the word 'straddle' to make a joke about Michael Jackson and children.

    Allegedly.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    ohhhhh, you crossed a line Dunk :D


    dunk couldn't see the line with the hubble telescope he crossed so long ago.....:p
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    cutback wrote:
    dunk couldn't see the line with the hubble telescope he crossed so long ago.....:p
    Dunk draws the lines :p
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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Dunk draws the lines :p
    And they're not very straight tonight, or that clear..lol
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i drew this portrait once

    http://www.chalkman.com/images/newsign.jpg
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    And they're not very straight tonight, or that clear..lol

    I bought a map of our area today. It was a bit shit. At first I thought 'Makes sense - our area's a bit shit', but then I thought 'Hey, I wonder if this is one of Dunk's efforts'?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I bought a map of our area today. It was a bit shit. At first I thought 'Makes sense - our area's a bit shit', but then I thought 'Hey, I wonder if this is one of Dunk's efforts'?

    i only draw maps of SW Scotland!! and they are all genius... allegedly (that could be a new catchphrase)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    dunkman wrote:
    i drew this portrait once

    http://www.chalkman.com/images/newsign.jpg


    i was holding a giant spicy Nik-Nak and a rally small pint :D


    my stiffy is 3/4 scale :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i only draw maps of SW Scotland!! and they are all genius... allegedly (that could be a new catchphrase)

    SW Scotland? Isn't that full of mountains and highland long-haired goats and shit? Give you the easy job did they? :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Oh dear :(
    Ran out of beer...

    Night all :)
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    my stiffy is 3/4 scale :o
    Thanks for clearing that up, I thought I was freakishly formed for a minute there. :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Oh dear :(
    Ran out of beer...

    Night all :)

    G'night!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    dunkman wrote:
    i drew this portrait once

    http://www.chalkman.com/images/newsign.jpg

    Dunk! :D

    We've been trying to find out who did it!! Shoulda known it would be you! ;)


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marree_Man
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    SW Scotland? Isn't that full of mountains and highland long-haired goats and shit? Give you the easy job did they? :D


    spoken like a true london wanker... "uh isnt the Cotswolds in Aberdeenland?" ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeanie wrote:
    Dunk! :D

    We've been trying to find out who did it!! Shoulda known it would be you! ;)


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marree_Man

    marree man has a tiny cock.. Jamie did it
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    marree man has a tiny cock.. Jamie did it
    Well I'm handy with my piece of chalk.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....

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