By 'promote Australia' do you mean 'drink Fosters'?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
thats not a Japs eye.. more of a "ouch i tried thrusting an umbrella up there" eye
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
No, she means, 'drink Fosters, scatch arse, gob on floor, swear, be rude to foreigners...and fart'.
'..whilst wrestling a crocodile and licking the poision out of a box jellyfish wound.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
That's what happens to me when I listen to Corduroy.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
hehe! No chance! That's what you lot think you're supposed to drink!
It's the beer we send overseas!
i've had Tooheys? is that how to spell it?
it was good
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'...and arm wrestling a whiney pom into humiliation.'
'and hugging an aboriginal, inviting him to a barby, then cooking magnificent Asian fusion cookery using nothing but tools fashioned from the boabab tree..'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'and hugging an aboriginal, inviting him to a barby, then cooking magnificent Asian fusion cookery using nothing but tools fashioned from the boabab tree..'
" and eating ants covered in vegemite and reminiscing about Gallipoli where 13 aussies died and a dog called Bruce"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'and hugging an aboriginal, inviting him to a barby, then cooking magnificent Asian fusion cookery using nothing but tools fashioned from the boabab tree..'
" and eating ants covered in vegemite and reminiscing about Gallipoli where 13 aussies died and a dog called Bruce"
'and painting pictures in which everything is fucking outlined by polka-dots'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Seriously..I love Aussie place names, and words...all nigaloo, and cookaburra, and lickaluvva and woolagongaroosville. That's my favourite one. Woollagongaroosville.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Seriously..I love Aussie place names, and words...all nigaloo, and cookaburra, and lickaluvva and woolagongaroosville. That's my favourite one. Woollagongaroosville.
I like 'bonzer burger'.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Careful dunky. We're all a little sensitive about Gallipoli!
Don't mind Dunk tonight...his lines are blurred apparently. Even his man love lines, that's why I'm keeping my distance.
Where's all the Americans tonight then?
Careful dunky. We're all a little sensitive about Gallipoli!
yeah i have the same feeling about battles 100 years ago... take the Somme for instance... more Uk soldiers died in that one day than Oz lost in the whole war... i may have just made that up
anyway.. war sucks.. i'm too drunk and turning hippy now .. meaiow
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
yeah i have the same feeling about battles 100 years ago... take the Somme for instance... more Uk soldiers died in that one day than Oz lost in the whole war... i may have just made that up
anyway.. war sucks.. i'm too drunk and turning hippy now .. meaiow
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Geez that helmet gets around!
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By 'promote Australia' do you mean 'drink Fosters'?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
thats not a Japs eye.. more of a "ouch i tried thrusting an umbrella up there" eye
yeah.. i wish that were true
No, she means, 'drink Fosters, scatch arse, gob on floor, swear, be rude to foreigners...and fart'.
hehe!
It's the beer we send overseas!
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I call it the 'love outlet'.
'..whilst wrestling a crocodile and licking the poision out of a box jellyfish wound.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
That's what happens to me when I listen to Corduroy.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
so did Liberace
i've had Tooheys? is that how to spell it?
it was good
He was a firm believer in a leak proof seal between outlet and inlet, a 'pink plumber' if you will.
What you want dunk, is Boags.
Or Cascade.
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'and hugging an aboriginal, inviting him to a barby, then cooking magnificent Asian fusion cookery using nothing but tools fashioned from the boabab tree..'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Well you coulda fooled me!
Although come to think of it.....that's not really all that difficult!
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that's too easy.
we learn that in kindergarten!
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" and eating ants covered in vegemite and reminiscing about Gallipoli where 13 aussies died and a dog called Bruce"
have a listen to you! haha!
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Careful dunky. We're all a little sensitive about Gallipoli!
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'and painting pictures in which everything is fucking outlined by polka-dots'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
You like that one? :cool:
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I like 'bonzer burger'.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Don't mind Dunk tonight...his lines are blurred apparently. Even his man love lines, that's why I'm keeping my distance.
Where's all the Americans tonight then?
yeah i have the same feeling about battles 100 years ago... take the Somme for instance... more Uk soldiers died in that one day than Oz lost in the whole war... i may have just made that up
anyway.. war sucks.. i'm too drunk and turning hippy now .. meaiow
sitting back watching the uk/aussie tet-a-tet......quite amusing.....:D
Hey...chill out maaaaaan...