I am not a man but I guess it is because that part is so damn wild it can't be held down...........
(or so most men might think.........but to find one where that is true..........oh, well..........)
It really depends. Less predictable than the weather. and more likely to bring unwanted showers.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
It really depends. Less predictable than the weather. and more likely to bring unwanted showers.
and I know you young guys do not have this issue but the funniest is the commercials for the meds for edd. They say, "call if you have reactions that last for more then 3 hours....."
it's my bet that their woman would not be calling............
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
and I know you young guys do not have this issue but the funniest is the commercials for the meds for edd. They say, "call if you have reactions that last for more then 3 hours....."
it's my bet that their woman would not be calling............
:D:D
It's a bloody cheek really, phoning up and saying "these pills worked too well. I feel like I'm 20 again. I want my money back and a doctor's consultation".
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
It's a bloody cheek really, phoning up and saying "these pills worked too well. I feel like I'm 20 again. I want my money back and a doctor's consultation".
to which the doc would be a jealous a-hole and take him off the meds while he secretly took some to the hospital to try on the student nurses.
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
I don't think it's sad. Maybe you're not comfortable with your masculinity. Or maybe you just don't care to be a disgusting pig who sprays urine everywhere.
I am very comfy with my masculinity...I am also a woman.
when a man sits to pee (unless he has some health reason for this) it is sad. they have to tuck their bubbie-gumpsie slightly under-in the bowl. Obviously it is hard from needing to pee - so this would prolly hurt (and not the pleasant kind of hard hurt) and then it sprays into the bowl kinda like a trickle (bent hose trickle...literally) and it seems to take them longer to achieve relief from pissing.
so, I think that asking your mate/partner to sit to pee is a little sad...and i certainly think it sucks if mom's train their boys to pee this way.
just stand, grab, aim, release...wiggle wiggle wiggle...shake shake, (if you are at home possibly wipe-pat) slide back and zip/button.
don't forget to wash your hands, and drop the lid...oh, and if you see splatters...goddammit - use some toilet paper!
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
I am very comfy with my masculinity...I am also a woman.
when a man sits to pee (unless he has some health reason for this) it is sad. they have to tuck their bubbie-gumpsie slightly under-in the bowl. Obviously it is hard from needing to pee - so this would prolly hurt (and not the pleasant kind of hard hurt) and then it sprays into the bowl kinda like a trickle (bent hose trickle...literally) and it seems to take them longer to achieve relief from pissing.
so, I think that asking your mate/partner to sit to pee is a little sad...and i certainly think it sucks if mom's train their boys to pee this way.
just stand, grab, aim, release...wiggle wiggle wiggle...shake shake, (if you are at home possibly wipe-pat) slide back and zip/button.
don't forget to wash your hands, and drop the lid...oh, and if you see splatters...goddammit - use some toilet paper!
I think this is all sound advice. If you are a guy, you just have learn to aim. I trained my boys to think of it as a kind of sport where you get points for accuracy. In fact, some company used to sell a little item called Whizzers. They were little paper punch outs shaped like battleships, planes, and other things. You drop one in the toilet, and you tell the kid aim for the battleship. If you sink it, you get bonus points. Great family fun! Get everybody in the bathroom cheering.
To pie I will reply
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
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(or so most men might think.........but to find one where that is true..........oh, well..........)
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
>
...a lover and a fighter.
"I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa
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Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
and I know you young guys do not have this issue but the funniest is the commercials for the meds for edd. They say, "call if you have reactions that last for more then 3 hours....."
it's my bet that their woman would not be calling............
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
It's a bloody cheek really, phoning up and saying "these pills worked too well. I feel like I'm 20 again. I want my money back and a doctor's consultation".
to which the doc would be a jealous a-hole and take him off the meds while he secretly took some to the hospital to try on the student nurses.
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
when a man sits to pee (unless he has some health reason for this) it is sad. they have to tuck their bubbie-gumpsie slightly under-in the bowl. Obviously it is hard from needing to pee - so this would prolly hurt (and not the pleasant kind of hard hurt) and then it sprays into the bowl kinda like a trickle (bent hose trickle...literally) and it seems to take them longer to achieve relief from pissing.
so, I think that asking your mate/partner to sit to pee is a little sad...and i certainly think it sucks if mom's train their boys to pee this way.
just stand, grab, aim, release...wiggle wiggle wiggle...shake shake, (if you are at home possibly wipe-pat) slide back and zip/button.
don't forget to wash your hands, and drop the lid...oh, and if you see splatters...goddammit - use some toilet paper!
is that a word?
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Well women, how about taking a road trip without needing to pee 45 freaking times along the way!! And get ready in 15 minutes too.
You you do both of those and we'll think about keeping the toilet clean and putting the seat down.
Deal?
I think this is all sound advice. If you are a guy, you just have learn to aim. I trained my boys to think of it as a kind of sport where you get points for accuracy. In fact, some company used to sell a little item called Whizzers. They were little paper punch outs shaped like battleships, planes, and other things. You drop one in the toilet, and you tell the kid aim for the battleship. If you sink it, you get bonus points. Great family fun! Get everybody in the bathroom cheering.
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth