i sit down when i come home & i'm drunk, once i fell a sleep on the toilet and when i finally decided to wake up i couldn't stand up i was paralized for about a minute or two ....
I'll have to admit, I do this too. If it's about 4:30 AM and I have to take a piss after drinking all night I'm sitting. I'd end up pissing on the floor if I didn't.
you should buy those little pee targets that you put on the potty to teach little boys how to aim.
If I was a boy I'd buy myself the targets to make pee time fun. But alas, I have to sit down. You think a man standing up splatters?? Try standing as a girl :eek:
you should buy those little pee targets that you put on the potty to teach little boys how to aim.
I did that when I was potty-training the boys: "aim for the Cheerio, there you go!". Now they think it is cool to pee w/o using their hands just like their daddy.
Maybe I should make them clean the toilet three times a day.... hmmm? :cool:
I have never understood why public men's restrooms have them, but they are never in homes. I believe one day they will be.
For now I will have to continue cleaning up my 8 year old's piss.....
sometimes I look at him and he's not even looking or trying to aim - rubbing his eyes, looking around,....lately he's been trying to clean up after himself but he misses 90% of the mess
I have never understood why public men's restrooms have them, but they are never in homes. I believe one day they will be.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men have urinals in their homes'
I have never understood why public men's restrooms have them, but they are never in homes. I believe one day they will be.
For now I will have to continue cleaning up my 8 year old's piss.....
sometimes I look at him and he's not even looking or trying to aim - rubbing his eyes, looking around,....lately he's been trying to clean up after himself but he misses 90% of the mess
Urinals are just as bad or worse. Most just splash all over your legs and the floor unless you're very, very careful.
The only people we should try to get even with...
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
I live with three penises (attached to bodies, of course), aged 38, 9, and 6 years old. The toilet they use the most is the "powder room" (sorry Brits, I know you must call it something else) near the kitchen. I find myself cleaning this room at least three times a day due to errant pissing.
I asked my husband, "what is the deal with peeing all over the toilet?" and he honestly replied, "well, it hangs to the left so I can't always aim it in the toilet" to which I replied, "why can't you stand 2-4 degrees to the right to get the pee-stream in there if you know you pee to the left?". I mean, after 38 years of having a penis, I would think that he would have it down to science by now?
I can forgive my young sons to a certain point....but they will have to learn how to clean or how to pee.....or both.
so, men...what is the deal? What is up with pissing all over the place and why the hell don't you clean up the splash factor...or are you a considerate pisser?
imao! yeah I have 4 brothers imagine.....and all my life I've asked me the same....
"You're the eve of my destruction in the garden of fears"
Lol, a fly? Urinals suck in my opinion. I don't like standing so close to someone urinating, I usually can't do it, lol. Besides you got all the weird types, the kind that moan like they are getting their heart ripped out, or the kind that have to rest their hands up against the wall because they are getting a cramp or whatever, lol.
I had an awkward scenario once, lol, there were three urinals and all were taken except the middle so i stepped up to the plate. Buuut, I couldn't go. [I hate public bathrooms] Eventually the guy to my right left, and I proceeded to just take one step over while still up to bat. I forgot about the guy on my left who just gave me a funny look.
Ah, give me the snow any day, nothing like writing your name. Sometimes I dot the i in my last name with a heart
Lol, a fly? Urinals suck in my opinion. I don't like standing so close to someone urinating, I usually can't do it, lol. Besides you got all the weird types, the kind that moan like they are getting their heart ripped out, or the kind that have to rest their hands up against the wall because they are getting a cramp or whatever, lol.
What I hate is when a dude next to me whips it out and puts his hands on his hips and leans back and just lets it hang there. Even though I'm not looking...I have excellent peripheral vision...so I still kinda see weiner. Why can't urinals just have dividers?
What I hate is when a dude next to me whips it out and puts his hands on his hips and leans back and just lets it hang there. Even though I'm not looking...I have excellent peripheral vision...so I still kinda see weiner. Why can't urinals just have dividers?
..........................what?
Let me know what shows you are going too. I don't want to be standing next to you during a pee break .
Lol
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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thats why they created the swifter !!! for the piss stains
Hahahaha
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
the male answer to the bidet??? :eek:
you are wonderful!
I'll have to admit, I do this too. If it's about 4:30 AM and I have to take a piss after drinking all night I'm sitting. I'd end up pissing on the floor if I didn't.
WHOEVER SITS DOWN IS PACKING LIGHT !!!!
If I was a boy I'd buy myself the targets to make pee time fun. But alas, I have to sit down. You think a man standing up splatters?? Try standing as a girl :eek:
or maybe too heavy to stand?
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
I did that when I was potty-training the boys: "aim for the Cheerio, there you go!". Now they think it is cool to pee w/o using their hands just like their daddy.
Maybe I should make them clean the toilet three times a day.... hmmm? :cool:
Dear God......lmao
You know when sometimes you wake up around 5am to piss and it's so hard a cat couldn't scratch it? How the hell do you sit down to piss then???
I have never understood why public men's restrooms have them, but they are never in homes. I believe one day they will be.
For now I will have to continue cleaning up my 8 year old's piss.....
sometimes I look at him and he's not even looking or trying to aim - rubbing his eyes, looking around,....lately he's been trying to clean up after himself but he misses 90% of the mess
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men have urinals in their homes'
I don't get urinals. What is up with the soap cake thingy at the bottom of them? What is the point of a deodorizer if it just gets soaked with piss?
not a clue. i just feel like if i had one, i would be cleaning up less often! but i could be wrong....
No.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
I'm just practical and I don't like having to wipe up urine from all over the place.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
Urinals are just as bad or worse. Most just splash all over your legs and the floor unless you're very, very careful.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
challenge!!!!!!!!
how can it not?
well jason... why dont you be a man, sit down do a pee and then let us all know how it went.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
It just doesn't. Try it and find out.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
2 problems
1) it would be totally impossible for me to make it happen
im not a small guy ( i mean body size lol )
so the angles and shit would be all messed up
2) i know pee splashes in the water..its a fact
and i dont want pee all over my bum
sooooooo i will pass
You've never peed sitting on a toilet? What do you do when you're going #2? Hold it and then stand up??!!
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
imao! yeah I have 4 brothers imagine.....and all my life I've asked me the same....
i pee b4 i sit down lol,, pretty simple
and if i had to go that bad i would hold it and stand up
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/u/urinal.htm
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
thats an awesome idea
I had an awkward scenario once, lol, there were three urinals and all were taken except the middle so i stepped up to the plate. Buuut, I couldn't go. [I hate public bathrooms] Eventually the guy to my right left, and I proceeded to just take one step over while still up to bat. I forgot about the guy on my left who just gave me a funny look.
Ah, give me the snow any day, nothing like writing your name.
Holy crap, this cracked me up!
What I hate is when a dude next to me whips it out and puts his hands on his hips and leans back and just lets it hang there. Even though I'm not looking...I have excellent peripheral vision...so I still kinda see weiner. Why can't urinals just have dividers?
..........................what?
Let me know what shows you are going too. I don't want to be standing next to you during a pee break .
Lol
Sweep the Leg Johnny.