Agreed..however the only time this is acceptable is when you are in the middle of dropping a deuce already in the seated position all comfy drinking some coffee and reading Rachael Ray's magazine..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Agreed..however the only time this is acceptable is when you are in the middle of dropping a deuce already in the seated position all comfy drinking some coffee and reading Rachael Ray's magazine..
reading Rachel Ray??
um..you really DO sit when pissing dontcha??
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Believe it or not, it does contain a few useful recipes..My girl bought an issue last month and I'm just about done with it ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
anyone who says "yum-o" deserves to be punched in the ass.
You need to chill out failedpersonphone, life is too short..smile ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
You are right. My punishment for neglecting to teach them to wipe the seat, floors, and walls of errant pee is cleaning the bathroom three times a day. In my excitement of actually getting them to pee in the toliet, I forgot to advance to the next level which is "Potty-Training Level 3 (Level 2, being, you know, doing #2 on the toilet).
nah dude i am quite chill - she is just annoying as hell -
it's fake perky that gets me all grrrrrrrr
she looks like she would screech at the hired help.
ya know?
and ya know i think it's strange that you read recipes while you poo - but that is cool...just never thought of doing that...
wouldn't it make you want to crap when you are cooking? like association or something...
hmmn...
Actually you are 100% right regarding Rachael Ray!! My fiancee works in PR and knows for a fact that her staff hates her ass because she is fake and is a total fucking bitch!!
As for the content I read on the can, it really just depends on what I grab as I run in, you know? But come to think of it, I do get the urge often when I cook..interesting..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
lol - what i cant believe is that there is 9 pages of pee talk here
girls - boys pee standing up
boys - girls will never pee standing up - unless it's a portaloo or one of those really skanky restrooms where you simply refuse to let your arse touch the seat - even then its usually sort of a mid air squat
girls - boys are really just revolting smelly messy creatures that know their girlfriends / mothers / wives will clean it up because it stinks
boys - clean it up or perhaps we'll start puting those sanitary bins next to the toilet and making you clean them
boys - girls will never pee standing up - unless it's a portaloo or one of those really skanky restrooms where you simply refuse to let your arse touch the seat - even then its usually sort of a mid air squat
I don't think it's sad. Maybe you're not comfortable with your masculinity. Or maybe you just don't care to be a disgusting pig who sprays urine everywhere.
The only people we should try to get even with...
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
I don't think it's sad. Maybe you're not comfortable with your masculinity. Or maybe you just don't care to be a disgusting pig who sprays urine everywhere.
better than spraying up onto your arse lol
like i said keep a swifter in the bathroom ..if u miss clean it up no biggie
do u pee sitting down in a public toilet?
i mean who cares if it splashes there but im curious
like i said keep a swifter in the bathroom ..if u miss clean it up no biggie
do u pee sitting down in a public toilet?
i mean who cares if it splashes there but im curious
It doesn't splash up - not one bit.
Running a swiffer over it isn't really doing much. If that's your version of clean, I shudder to see the rest of the house.
I usually do not pee sitting down in a public toilet, although I often use the stalls because I think the urinals often splash all over you as well. No real need to sit down there as there's usually piss all over the floor anyway.
The only people we should try to get even with...
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
Running a swiffer over it isn't really doing much. If that's your version of clean, I shudder to see the rest of the house.
I usually do not pee sitting down in a public toilet, although I often use the stalls because I think the urinals often splash all over you as well. No real need to sit down there as there's usually piss all over the floor anyway.
dude my apt, is spotless lol
swifter for the bathroom and kitchen floor thats it
your're talking to someone who showers 3x per day .... u think i live dirty? lol
and yes when their is piss all over the public stalls i aim away from the toilet ..might as well add to the mess
I don't know about you other guys, but whenever I splash, miss, or whatever I chalk it up to 'marking my territory'.....
and this is why my wife doesn't let me use the master bathroom...
Smart lady!
My husband does not use our master bathroom (big surprise). The bathroom he uses for showers/shave/shit is in the basement, a.k.a. "the man level".....you don't even want to know what that bathroom looks like within three days! :eek:
My husband does not use our master bathroom (big surprise). The bathroom he uses for showers/shave/shit is in the basement, a.k.a. "the man level".....you don't even want to know what that bathroom looks like within three days! :eek:
hahaha.....I can imagine
and she does let me shower/shave/brush teeth in the master bathroom....just no dirtying up the toilet.....although, I do try to keep mine respectable
I love when women complain about this - is it so hard to put it down yourself? and don't give me you fall into it - don't you look before you sit down?
I do happen to see it sometimes but sometimes you are groggy and yeah you get a wetass. Damn chill...
These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
yeah I think I speak for all guys here..........we love pissing anywhere, but the toilet
I remember when I was at my buddy's house visiting (he was still living with his ma and pa) and I pissed all over his little brothers room in the middle of the night. Of course I had a excuse I was piss drunk. That made for a awkward morning.
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no.
sitting down when they pee is just sad.
no man should have to do that.
reminds me of "about Schmidt"
*rubs hands together while cackling evil-like*
yes. it does.
Agreed..however the only time this is acceptable is when you are in the middle of dropping a deuce already in the seated position all comfy drinking some coffee and reading Rachael Ray's magazine..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
um..you really DO sit when pissing dontcha??
Believe it or not, it does contain a few useful recipes..My girl bought an issue last month and I'm just about done with it
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
so much.
anyone who says "yum-o" deserves to be punched in the ass.
You need to chill out failedpersonphone, life is too short..smile
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
You are right. My punishment for neglecting to teach them to wipe the seat, floors, and walls of errant pee is cleaning the bathroom three times a day. In my excitement of actually getting them to pee in the toliet, I forgot to advance to the next level which is "Potty-Training Level 3 (Level 2, being, you know, doing #2 on the toilet).
nah dude i am quite chill - she is just annoying as hell -
it's fake perky that gets me all grrrrrrrr
she looks like she would screech at the hired help.
ya know?
and ya know i think it's strange that you read recipes while you poo - but that is cool...just never thought of doing that...
wouldn't it make you want to crap when you are cooking? like association or something...
hmmn...
Actually you are 100% right regarding Rachael Ray!! My fiancee works in PR and knows for a fact that her staff hates her ass because she is fake and is a total fucking bitch!!
As for the content I read on the can, it really just depends on what I grab as I run in, you know? But come to think of it, I do get the urge often when I cook..interesting..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
girls - boys pee standing up
boys - girls will never pee standing up - unless it's a portaloo or one of those really skanky restrooms where you simply refuse to let your arse touch the seat - even then its usually sort of a mid air squat
girls - boys are really just revolting smelly messy creatures that know their girlfriends / mothers / wives will clean it up because it stinks
boys - clean it up or perhaps we'll start puting those sanitary bins next to the toilet and making you clean them
Lol, ah, the crazy yoga positions
i didnt want to say it outright but tis abit girly lol
or 40 yr old virgin when it shoots up at him lol
I don't think it's sad. Maybe you're not comfortable with your masculinity. Or maybe you just don't care to be a disgusting pig who sprays urine everywhere.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
and this is why my wife doesn't let me use the master bathroom...
better than spraying up onto your arse
like i said keep a swifter in the bathroom ..if u miss clean it up no biggie
do u pee sitting down in a public toilet?
i mean who cares if it splashes there but im curious
It doesn't splash up - not one bit.
Running a swiffer over it isn't really doing much. If that's your version of clean, I shudder to see the rest of the house.
I usually do not pee sitting down in a public toilet, although I often use the stalls because I think the urinals often splash all over you as well. No real need to sit down there as there's usually piss all over the floor anyway.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
dude my apt, is spotless lol
swifter for the bathroom and kitchen floor thats it
your're talking to someone who showers 3x per day .... u think i live dirty? lol
and yes when their is piss all over the public stalls i aim away from the toilet ..might as well add to the mess
Smart lady!
My husband does not use our master bathroom (big surprise). The bathroom he uses for showers/shave/shit is in the basement, a.k.a. "the man level".....you don't even want to know what that bathroom looks like within three days! :eek:
and she does let me shower/shave/brush teeth in the master bathroom....just no dirtying up the toilet.....although, I do try to keep mine respectable
I do happen to see it sometimes but sometimes you are groggy and yeah you get a wetass. Damn chill...
I remember when I was at my buddy's house visiting (he was still living with his ma and pa) and I pissed all over his little brothers room in the middle of the night. Of course I had a excuse I was piss drunk. That made for a awkward morning.
Just sit in it....no harm no foul
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A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
ewww....