I admit I miss sometimes but pissing standing up is not as easy as it seems. There are so many things to take into consideration. How full is the bladder, what was the last thing to come out, wind direction, is the light on? So many things. Frankly, I think we do a damn good job of hitting the bowl consistently. It could be a lot worse.
I live with three penises (attached to bodies, of course), aged 38, 9, and 6 years old. The toilet they use the most is the "powder room" (sorry Brits, I know you must call it something else) near the kitchen. I find myself cleaning this room at least three times a day due to errant pissing.
I asked my husband, "what is the deal with peeing all over the toilet?" and he honestly replied, "well, it hangs to the left so I can't always aim it in the toilet" to which I replied, "why can't you stand 2-4 degrees to the right to get the pee-stream in there if you know you pee to the left?". I mean, after 38 years of having a penis, I would think that he would have it down to science by now?
I can forgive my young sons to a certain point....but they will have to learn how to clean or how to pee.....or both.
so, men...what is the deal? What is up with pissing all over the place and why the hell don't you clean up the splash factor...or are you a considerate pisser?
sometimes it is like a sprinkler and goes off in 8 directions. The man's "pee-pee" does have a mind of it's own!
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This made me laugh so hard I pee'd.:D
My 10 years old nephew is the sloppiest pisser I have ever met.He runs out of the toilet tucking his tiddly willie away but still dripping.The front of his trousers always have wee piss stains on them.
My sister should thrash him soundly for this sloppiness but she never seems to bother.It drives me crazy,he's such an lazy pisser.
Destined to piss off every women who he ever live with if he doesn't mend his ways.
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
well in my apartment it's just guys but my "bathroom mate" and I still lower the seat even before we flush.
about lifting the seat, YEA WE DO, but sometimes we're too lazy to lift it. and at least in my case I'll wipe any "spillage" when I'm done.
and it's not the the LACK of sex that causes the weird shots, it's the opposite. it's "sex piss." that's why guys should pee after sex and before they go to sleep. to avoid the morning piss sting and to have SOME control in the morning.
I admit I miss sometimes but pissing standing up is not as easy as it seems. There are so many things to take into consideration. How full is the bladder, what was the last thing to come out, wind direction, is the light on? So many things. Frankly, I think we do a damn good job of hitting the bowl consistently. It could be a lot worse.
well its like a waterfall except it doesn't always come out at the same speed and angle. as you start to finish the waterfall's angle gets shorter, thus coming closer to the edge.
as for the ladies suggesting sitting down - that takes too long. thats why your lines at venues are 500 deep and men can zip in and out (figuratively and literally).
at home i make sure where it all lands and clean up if i make a mess but my 14yr old that's a whole other matter i let hi's mother take care of it ,at work is totally free for all where it lands it's where it stays ,and the woman who hover at the only bathroom in my hallway piss all over it those gigantic asses can't hit a pool .....
i sit down when i come home & i'm drunk, once i fell a sleep on the toilet and when i finally decided to wake up i couldn't stand up i was paralized for about a minute or two ....
Or maybe not. I find when sitting down for a number 2, you have to maneuver the "equipment" a little more so it fits between yourself and the front of the toilet seat.
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it sometimes has a mind of its own
its all wacky and shit
Hell yeah it does. It's like it is throwing a temper tantrum and it is saying "PUT ME BACK!!! PUT ME BACK NOW DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LMAO...nice.
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This made me laugh so hard I pee'd.:D
My 10 years old nephew is the sloppiest pisser I have ever met.He runs out of the toilet tucking his tiddly willie away but still dripping.The front of his trousers always have wee piss stains on them.
My sister should thrash him soundly
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as for the ladies suggesting sitting down - that takes too long. thats why your lines at venues are 500 deep and men can zip in and out (figuratively and literally).
If you had wings and knew how to fly would you want to walk around everywhere?
I kind of think it should be a rule. It's just so nasty to have it sprayed all over the toilet and floor.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
The sky is blue...water is wet...and guys pee on the seat & floor.
It's just the way of the world.
oh my ,, its all stuck and shit
very weird
sitting down? lol u must be packing heat lol
Exactly!
Or maybe not. I find when sitting down for a number 2, you have to maneuver the "equipment" a little more so it fits between yourself and the front of the toilet seat.
Well, my husband admitted to being an occasional sloppy pisser and the 9 year old told me that it was the 6 year old who peed all over the toilet.
cutback gave me an assignment. I'll have to try the garden hose experiment later on today and see which way the stream goes...
It's just disgusting for the spray to go everywhere and I'd rather be non-disgusting than have the convenience of standing up.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
The biggest problem is still the stream hitting the water perfect and then ........boom............ splashing straight up around the bowl.
Wait.....
No.....
Surely I didn't just read that a male squats to piss. :eek: April Fools is not a monthly thing.
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doesnt it splash all over ur arse ?
LOL
If you dribble on the bowl or floor just clean it up!
Some people are freaking nasty.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
I think we've found his reason. :eek:
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