..........................what?
Let me know what shows you are going too. I don't want to be standing next to you during a pee break .
Lol
I'm going to Camden....watch out...
But seriously....I don't actually see my neighbors hose....it's just....why the fuck do guys stand like that. Judging by your reaction, I'm assuming your one of those hands on hips lean back weirdos?
But seriously....I don't actually see my neighbors hose....it's just....why the fuck do guys stand like that. Judging by your reaction, I'm assuming your one of those hands on hips lean back weirdos?
When going to the mens room there I want you to raise your hand and wave it in the air while in line please.
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
I love when women complain about this - is it so hard to put it down yourself? and don't give me you fall into it - don't you look before you sit down?
Lol, a fly? Urinals suck in my opinion. I don't like standing so close to someone urinating, I usually can't do it, lol. Besides you got all the weird types, the kind that moan like they are getting their heart ripped out, or the kind that have to rest their hands up against the wall because they are getting a cramp or whatever, lol.
this got me thinking...
Who came up with the idea of urinals without dividers in men's restroom? Who thought "well, the men can pee next to each other but let's make sure we give them privacy for a dump." Does this go back to war-time when men were on the field pissing wherever they wanted, thus men today are supposed to be comfortable pissing next to one another?
I've heard plenty of "awkward moment" stories from my husband about urinals. I'll have to remember them the next time I am waiting in a 15 minute line to use the women's restroom.
Im almost afraid to respond, but anyway, I dont get why it so hard just to clean up afterwards. Thats what I do. Most of the time I just lift the seat up though. Problem solved. But it is hard to do it sitting down, because you have to fit the little general in there too, and thats hard to do without touching the underside of the seat. Which Is worse sometimes lol.
Funny story though, once when I was a youngling of maybe 9 or 10 years, it was very late, I had to go to the bathroom, BUT, I was alseep . So I went, and apparently I missed altogether . At least thats what my Mom told me the next day. I didnt remember anything at all. lol
It can be really fucking hard ok? You women will never know. Imagine a musket ok? it's basically a game of chance whether or not that shot ends up on target because it's not coming out in a uniform manner. There's no real control over the trajectory because pointing is only half the battle. You've got extraneous factors like inebriation, how bad you need to go (and therefore pressure increase on a sliding scale), how recently your chap was last in action. This is tricky business for sure.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Who came up with the idea of urinals without dividers in men's restroom? Who thought "well, the men can pee next to each other but let's make sure we give them privacy for a dump." Does this go back to war-time when men were on the field pissing wherever they wanted, thus men today are supposed to be comfortable pissing next to one another?
I've heard plenty of "awkward moment" stories from my husband about urinals. I'll have to remember them the next time I am waiting in a 15 minute line to use the women's restroom.
urinals without dividers is one thing....but the troughs suck!!! a 10 foot long stainless steel basin and guys lined up like pigs...pissin'.....talk about stage fright!!
When applicable, I hang on to the mammoth with both hands which seems to minimize the damage to a certain extent, but a completely dry bowl rim is next to impossible to achieve. Just be happy we rarely poo in the tub..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
When applicable, I hang on to the mammoth with both hands which seems to minimize the damage to a certain extent, but a completely dry bowl rim is next to impossible to achieve. Just be happy we rarely poo in the tub..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
my bf is an oddly careful pee-er. it is a little unnerving, since I grew up with so many brothers, generally he has good aim - but at night he just pees to damn quick to aim right...
one of my favorite pranks involves that fuzzy cover to the seat...I put one on the toilet seat, and left the seat down...because at night my BF doesn't turn the light on to pee - he peed on the fuzzy cover and got freaked since he didn't hear the splash.
I then pretended that the cover was something my grand-aunt had knitted...she has arthritis...prolly the last thing she will ever make me...I even mock cried.
"that is what you think of me?? you pee on my aunt's gifts!...I try to make things nice for you...and this is just...see?!?! we can't have nice things!!!"
god, that was funny.
emotional rollercoasters are freaking funny.
He was SO upset - apologizing...and he even tried to clean it off in the sink...he was like SO upset...
I went back to bed crying (had to leave because I was so close to laughing)
he tiptoed in about 15 minutes later...and was like oh my god I am sooo sorry!
so then I said 'Suuuuuuuuuuuckah"
and well after he calmed down...he laughed.
pranks are rad.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
I live with three penises (attached to bodies, of course), aged 38, 9, and 6 years old. The toilet they use the most is the "powder room" (sorry Brits, I know you must call it something else) near the kitchen. I find myself cleaning this room at least three times a day due to errant pissing.
I asked my husband, "what is the deal with peeing all over the toilet?" and he honestly replied, "well, it hangs to the left so I can't always aim it in the toilet" to which I replied, "why can't you stand 2-4 degrees to the right to get the pee-stream in there if you know you pee to the left?". I mean, after 38 years of having a penis, I would think that he would have it down to science by now?
I can forgive my young sons to a certain point....but they will have to learn how to clean or how to pee.....or both.
so, men...what is the deal? What is up with pissing all over the place and why the hell don't you clean up the splash factor...or are you a considerate pisser?
I have a severe problem with the splash on the toilet, but im like...a Firehose :-P
my bf is an oddly careful pee-er. it is a little unnerving, since I grew up with so many brothers, generally he has good aim - but at night he just pees to damn quick to aim right...
one of my favorite pranks involves that fuzzy cover to the seat...I put one on the toilet seat, and left the seat down...because at night my BF doesn't turn the light on to pee - he peed on the fuzzy cover and got freaked since he didn't hear the splash.
I then pretended that the cover was something my grand-aunt had knitted...she has arthritis...prolly the last thing she will ever make me...I even mock cried.
"that is what you think of me?? you pee on my aunt's gifts!...I try to make things nice for you...and this is just...see?!?! we can't have nice things!!!"
god, that was funny.
emotional rollercoasters are freaking funny.
He was SO upset - apologizing...and he even tried to clean it off in the sink...he was like SO upset...
I went back to bed crying (had to leave because I was so close to laughing)
he tiptoed in about 15 minutes later...and was like oh my god I am sooo sorry!
so then I said 'Suuuuuuuuuuuckah"
and well after he calmed down...he laughed.
pranks are rad.
Too much info ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
my bf is an oddly careful pee-er. it is a little unnerving, since I grew up with so many brothers, generally he has good aim - but at night he just pees to damn quick to aim right...
one of my favorite pranks involves that fuzzy cover to the seat...I put one on the toilet seat, and left the seat down...because at night my BF doesn't turn the light on to pee - he peed on the fuzzy cover and got freaked since he didn't hear the splash.
I then pretended that the cover was something my grand-aunt had knitted...she has arthritis...prolly the last thing she will ever make me...I even mock cried.
"that is what you think of me?? you pee on my aunt's gifts!...I try to make things nice for you...and this is just...see?!?! we can't have nice things!!!"
god, that was funny.
emotional rollercoasters are freaking funny.
He was SO upset - apologizing...and he even tried to clean it off in the sink...he was like SO upset...
I went back to bed crying (had to leave because I was so close to laughing)
he tiptoed in about 15 minutes later...and was like oh my god I am sooo sorry!
so then I said 'Suuuuuuuuuuuckah"
and well after he calmed down...he laughed.
pranks are rad.
wow!!....being your bf isn't just a job, it's a fucking adventure!!! :eek:
wow!!....being your bf isn't just a job, it's a fucking adventure!!! :eek:
yeah he doesn't fall for my crying anymore.
hahaha I actually DID cry once - and he started to laugh and he was like "oh waaaaah waaaah!!! freakin' lala crybaby." with the crying eye rub...
he said it was the "boy who cried wolf"
and to be honest - it made me not feel as sad...because he made me laugh since he was calling me a lala crybaby.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
I never would have thought this would be an issue. Who poo's in the tub? Thats just nasty fricken gross.
See how good you have it. Think about this scenerio next time you have the urge to complain about a little pee around the toilet bowl rim and/or in the waste basket..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I love when women complain about this - is it so hard to put it down yourself? and don't give me you fall into it - don't you look before you sit down?
Everyone should put the seat back down after use. Who wants to look into an open toilet when not in use?
The only people we should try to get even with...
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
It can be really fucking hard ok? You women will never know. Imagine a musket ok? it's basically a game of chance whether or not that shot ends up on target because it's not coming out in a uniform manner. There's no real control over the trajectory because pointing is only half the battle. You've got extraneous factors like inebriation, how bad you need to go (and therefore pressure increase on a sliding scale), how recently your chap was last in action. This is tricky business for sure.
JUST SIT DOWN. That's not so hard.
The only people we should try to get even with...
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
couldn't have put it better myself or rather I wouldn't have tried... but I'm glad someone did.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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My dad used to say that all the time. LOL
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
I'm going to Camden....watch out...
But seriously....I don't actually see my neighbors hose....it's just....why the fuck do guys stand like that. Judging by your reaction, I'm assuming your one of those hands on hips lean back weirdos?
its frustrating to have no control of it
dreamer in my dream
we got the guns
i love you,but im..............callin out.........callin out
When going to the mens room there I want you to raise your hand and wave it in the air while in line please.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Lol. Come on now...I'm not a peter peeker!
I love when women complain about this - is it so hard to put it down yourself? and don't give me you fall into it - don't you look before you sit down?
youll clean it up right
this got me thinking...
Who came up with the idea of urinals without dividers in men's restroom? Who thought "well, the men can pee next to each other but let's make sure we give them privacy for a dump." Does this go back to war-time when men were on the field pissing wherever they wanted, thus men today are supposed to be comfortable pissing next to one another?
I've heard plenty of "awkward moment" stories from my husband about urinals. I'll have to remember them the next time I am waiting in a 15 minute line to use the women's restroom.
Funny story though, once when I was a youngling of maybe 9 or 10 years, it was very late, I had to go to the bathroom, BUT, I was alseep
"Its a secret to everybody."
urinals without dividers is one thing....but the troughs suck!!! a 10 foot long stainless steel basin and guys lined up like pigs...pissin'.....talk about stage fright!!
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
rarely.......:D:D:D
Puts things in perspective
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
one of my favorite pranks involves that fuzzy cover to the seat...I put one on the toilet seat, and left the seat down...because at night my BF doesn't turn the light on to pee - he peed on the fuzzy cover and got freaked since he didn't hear the splash.
I then pretended that the cover was something my grand-aunt had knitted...she has arthritis...prolly the last thing she will ever make me...I even mock cried.
"that is what you think of me?? you pee on my aunt's gifts!...I try to make things nice for you...and this is just...see?!?! we can't have nice things!!!"
god, that was funny.
emotional rollercoasters are freaking funny.
He was SO upset - apologizing...and he even tried to clean it off in the sink...he was like SO upset...
I went back to bed crying (had to leave because I was so close to laughing)
he tiptoed in about 15 minutes later...and was like oh my god I am sooo sorry!
so then I said 'Suuuuuuuuuuuckah"
and well after he calmed down...he laughed.
pranks are rad.
I have a severe problem with the splash on the toilet, but im like...a Firehose :-P
Too much info
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
wow!!....being your bf isn't just a job, it's a fucking adventure!!! :eek:
hahaha I actually DID cry once - and he started to laugh and he was like "oh waaaaah waaaah!!! freakin' lala crybaby." with the crying eye rub...
he said it was the "boy who cried wolf"
and to be honest - it made me not feel as sad...because he made me laugh since he was calling me a lala crybaby.
See how good you have it. Think about this scenerio next time you have the urge to complain about a little pee around the toilet bowl rim and/or in the waste basket..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Everyone should put the seat back down after use. Who wants to look into an open toilet when not in use?
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
but if Mom taught them right they'd wipe the seat
JUST SIT DOWN. That's not so hard.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
when it's HARD, sitting down IS HARD
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around