TOP TEN EXCUSES PEARL JAM WOULD GIVE FOR NOT COMING BACK TO TOUR AUSTRALIA
1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06
2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
4.Because it's winter now and it sucks.
5. Because he saw me licking my hand! FREAK!
6. Because they are scared of Stingrays after the whole Steve Irwin thing.
7. We don't play the South anymore, and the Southern Hemisphere is very very South.. oh and South Australia.. never ever again!
8. Because everytime they come down here they love it so much they give such serious thoughts to moving here for good - and the moving costs from the US to australia are really just quite overwhelming ...
9. ... plus they dont want their kids teased at school for their weird american accents
10. John Howard.. enough said.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
That's the spirit!! hahaha.. not sure about 3 though sorry poster
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
That's the spirit!! hahaha.. not sure about 3 though sorry poster
Yeah No. 3 was pretty lame. Was the poster an American?
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.[/quote]
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them
8 . Becaus they are not contributing anything to the TOP 10 THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them
8 . Becaus they are not contributing anything to the TOP 10 THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
9. Because she can't fit into them :P
When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ILLEGAL_PANTS' PANTS ARE ILLEGAL
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them
8 . Because they are not contributing anything to the TOP 10 THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
9. Because she can't fit into them :P
10. 'Cos they're named after someone who shall remain unknown
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION
1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
2. 'Cos of it's rad music
3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! Psycho biatch!! :eek:
TOP TEN REASONS WHY ZIGGYSTAR'S SHORT FILM SHOULD WIN THE COMPETITION
1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
2. 'Cos of it's rad music
3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!! :eek:
5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees!
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1. Sydney 2 - 08/11/06
2. We wanna play in the Philippines first.
3. Because they hate the long flight .. the reason being: Stone's ankles swell, Ed's hair gets frizzy and unmanageable, the airline food makes Mike's Crohns flare up, Jeff's skin gets too dehydrated, Matt gets really bad jetlag and Boom always gets drunk and wants to hijack the plane.
4.Because it's winter now and it sucks.
5. Because he saw me licking my hand! FREAK!
6. Because they are scared of Stingrays after the whole Steve Irwin thing.
7. We don't play the South anymore, and the Southern Hemisphere is very very South.. oh and South Australia.. never ever again!
8. Because everytime they come down here they love it so much they give such serious thoughts to moving here for good - and the moving costs from the US to australia are really just quite overwhelming ...
9. ... plus they dont want their kids teased at school for their weird american accents
10. John Howard.. enough said.
we recently did
TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOSTLY AUSSIES ARE POSTING IN THE TOP TEN THREAD
i'm not contributing to this one
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
Yeah No. 3 was pretty lame. Was the poster an American?
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.[/quote]
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
^ OMG Zig! WTF is that? :eek:
HA HA HA I don't know! BUT I WANT SOME!!!! Purely for shock value! It would be great!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
:eek:
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them
HAHAHAHAA you're confusing me with the guy i work with
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them
8 . Becaus they are not contributing anything to the TOP 10 THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them
8 . Becaus they are not contributing anything to the TOP 10 THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
9. Because she can't fit into them :P
1. Because they have connections to Al Qaeda
2. Because they're so fucking UGLY!! An eyesore!
3. Because they are illegal
4. Because they are other women's knickers which she steals from clothes lines in her local area
5. Because she likes to wear them on her head more often than not.
6. Because they look like this: http://www.inm.de/people/alba/couture/collection.html :eek:
7. Because they have the arse cheeks cut out of them
8 . Because they are not contributing anything to the TOP 10 THREAD!!!!!!!!!!
9. Because she can't fit into them :P
10. 'Cos they're named after someone who shall remain unknown
now y'all have to go watch it HAHAHA
no but... when my back's turned...
MAYBE :eek:
who knows what those stock boys get up to :eek:
1. Because she was too cool to even tidy up before shooting :eek:
1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
2. 'Cos of it's rad music
1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
2. 'Cos of it's rad music
3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
2. 'Cos of it's rad music
3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! Psycho biatch!! :eek:
1. Because she didn't even tidy up before shooting :eek:
2. 'Cos of it's rad music
3. Because i dont care (what film?????)
4. Because she knew to hack the achille's tendon to bring the man down! psycho biatch!! :eek:
5. Because she's just fucking AWESOME!!!...and I'll kill anyone who disagrees!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★