TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
8. at the U2/ Pearl Jam gigs... it was "potato-man!" (one for the irish lot, and two for Mike and his love of Mr. Potato Head )
TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
8. at the U2/ Pearl Jam gigs... it was "potato-man!"
9. let me backstage or I'll tell your coworkers you offered to let me backstage if I let you blow me.
Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
TOP TEN LINES TO USE ON SECURITY TO GET BACK STAGE AT A PEARL JAM CONCERT
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
8. at the U2/ Pearl Jam gigs... it was "potato-man!"
9. let me backstage or I'll tell your coworkers you offered to let me backstage if I let you blow me.
10. Whats a handsome and intelligent man like you wasting time being a security guard. Why dont we pop around the corner and play a little hide the sausage
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK! :eek:
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
7. Cause you can only look at porn for so long.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
7. Cause you can only look at porn for so long.
8. What else is there to do?
Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
7. Cause you can only look at porn for so long.
8. What else is there to do?
9. because it's educational.
scratching my butt...
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
bahrosh teezy...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
7. Cause you can only look at porn for so long.
8. What else is there to do?
9. Because it's educational
10. Because coming to the Message Pit is like watching your favourite sitcom only better because you can be one of the actors
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
Since it's nearly everyone's favourite topic at the moment..
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PARIS HILTON SHOULD STAY IN JAIL
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
Hey it's there and I'm waiting for you to post No. 1.
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PARIS HILTON SHOULD STAY IN JAIL
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes
3. So we won't have to put up with seeing stupid photos of her posing at parties for a few weeks
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PARIS HILTON SHOULD STAY IN JAIL
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes
3. So we won't have to put up with seeing stupid photos of her posing at parties for a few weeks
4. So i can download the lesbian prison sex tape
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PARIS HILTON SHOULD STAY IN JAIL
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes
3. So we won't have to put up with seeing stupid photos of her posing at parties for a few weeks
4. So i can download the lesbian prison sex tape
5. So she can make 'The Simple Life - Prison Days' episodes. She becomes a prison bitch in one episode :eek:
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PARIS HILTON SHOULD STAY IN JAIL[/B]
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes
3. So we won't have to put up with seeing stupid photos of her posing at parties for a few weeks
4. So i can download the lesbian prison sex tape
5. So she can make 'The Simple Life - Prison Days' episodes. She becomes a prison bitch in one episode :eek:
6. They should give her life sentence and she has to break out through the toilet and then be American's most wanted spoiled whore.
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PARIS HILTON SHOULD STAY IN JAIL[/B]
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes
3. So we won't have to put up with seeing stupid photos of her posing at parties for a few weeks
4. So i can download the lesbian prison sex tape
5. So she can make 'The Simple Life - Prison Days' episodes. She becomes a prison bitch in one episode :eek:
6. They should give her life sentence and she has to break out through the toilet and then be American's most wanted spoiled whore.
7. So we can see how you look when you don't upkeep a fake tan, hair extensions, fake nails - it's like a Public Service Announcement for Socialites!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Comments
<edit> did i meantion i'm boohoo'ing?
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
8. at the U2/ Pearl Jam gigs... it was "potato-man!" (one for the irish lot, and two for Mike and his love of Mr. Potato Head )
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
8. at the U2/ Pearl Jam gigs... it was "potato-man!"
9. let me backstage or I'll tell your coworkers you offered to let me backstage if I let you blow me.
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
1. I suck AND swallow, BIG BOY!
2. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. Would you like to kill some of your own potential kids right here and now? *shudders*
3. (To the black security guard) HEY, arent you Vicera from the WWE???
4. I have a brain tumour and the doctors say I'll be dead within a month. One of my last dying wishes is to meet Pearl Jam
5. My sister sucks and swallows, big boy....here's her number...
6. Hi... Eddie used my 50 Cent coin for the cup and coin game on stage.. yeah i know he had it in his arse cheeks, but i still need it back.
7. Hi I'm from Ticketmaster...
8. at the U2/ Pearl Jam gigs... it was "potato-man!"
9. let me backstage or I'll tell your coworkers you offered to let me backstage if I let you blow me.
10. Whats a handsome and intelligent man like you wasting time being a security guard. Why dont we pop around the corner and play a little hide the sausage
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ALL SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE PIT
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK! :eek:
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK! :eek:
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
7. Cause you can only look at porn for so long.
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
7. Cause you can only look at porn for so long.
8. What else is there to do?
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
come on let's finish this list and start a new one, I'm bored....
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!\
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
7. Cause you can only look at porn for so long.
8. What else is there to do?
9. because it's educational.
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
bahrosh teezy...
1. We have no other friends outside of the Pit
2. It's either this....or talk to my wife.
3. It's either this....or WORK!
4. I'm waiting for SOS' lost phone thread.
7 becasu my gay frien lost my fpone
6. It's one of the only places i can get advice on the assless chaps guy
7. Cause you can only look at porn for so long.
8. What else is there to do?
9. Because it's educational
10. Because coming to the Message Pit is like watching your favourite sitcom only better because you can be one of the actors
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY PARIS HILTON SHOULD STAY IN JAIL
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Hey it's there and I'm waiting for you to post No. 1.
I know, we posted at the same time. I'm trying to think of something nasty....
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes.
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
bahrosh teezy...
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes
3. So we won't have to put up with seeing stupid photos of her posing at parties for a few weeks
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes
3. So we won't have to put up with seeing stupid photos of her posing at parties for a few weeks
4. So i can download the lesbian prison sex tape
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes
3. So we won't have to put up with seeing stupid photos of her posing at parties for a few weeks
4. So i can download the lesbian prison sex tape
5. So she can make 'The Simple Life - Prison Days' episodes. She becomes a prison bitch in one episode :eek:
1. There's a good chance she could get killed in there.
2. Because she shaves her bushes
3. So we won't have to put up with seeing stupid photos of her posing at parties for a few weeks
4. So i can download the lesbian prison sex tape
5. So she can make 'The Simple Life - Prison Days' episodes. She becomes a prison bitch in one episode :eek:
6. They should give her life sentence and she has to break out through the toilet and then be American's most wanted spoiled whore.
♪♫♪♫♫
7. So we can see how you look when you don't upkeep a fake tan, hair extensions, fake nails - it's like a Public Service Announcement for Socialites!
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!