The Top 10 Game

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  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    i'm not happy with the last top ten! i got nothnig to work with!!! :eek: this guy is getting barbra streisand's back catalogue for his birthday :eek:

    Gay!!! :)
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Gay!!! :)

    i need a day off work for mourning

    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    wah
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
  • E.KE.K Posts: 7,713
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
    7. You are already planning what you're wearing (or not wearing) to the 2008 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014

  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
    7. You are already planning what you're wearing (or not wearing) to the 2008 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras
    8. You cry while watching Titanic
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
    7. You are already planning what you're wearing (or not wearing) to the 2008 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras
    8. You cry while watching Titanic
    9. Stella is attracted to you ;)
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)
    5. Your whole house is colour co-ordinated
    6. You own (or about to own) Barbara Streisand's back catalogue
    7. You are already planning what you're wearing (or not wearing) to the 2008 Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras
    8. You cry while watching Titanic
    9. Stella is attracted to you
    10. You model yourself on Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy because he's "sooo cute!!"
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I can't think of a new one......too tired....
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I can't think of a new one......too tired....

    WEAK!!!
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    9. Stella is attracted to you ;)

    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    it doesn't help the pain :o:p

    zig...new topic now :eek:
    wah
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    it doesn't help the pain :o:p

    **Slaps Stella across face**

    That's enough of that "I'm in pain because I'm in love and he doesn't love me because he loves men" crap! Pull yourself together girl!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate

    no pain here zig!!! :eek: i think it's more fun to play the 'is he isnt he' game :eek: gotta do something to pass the time at work :rolleyes:
    wah
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
  • macgyver06macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
    5. Put headphones on and listen to ''Blood'' at 40 million decibels.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
    5. Put headphones on and listen to ''Blood'' at 40 million decibels.
    6. Have your dog come and stick its wet nose right up your arse JUST as you are stepping into the shower! My Boxer just did this to me -- fucking pervert!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    6. Have your dog come and stick its wet nose right up your arse JUST as you are stepping into the shower! My Boxer just did this to me -- fucking pervert!

    Is "Boxer" your pet name for Leigh? ;)
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Is "Boxer" your pet name for Leigh? ;)

    Damn! How did you pick that?? :eek: :o
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Damn! How did you pick that?? :eek: :o

    Just lucky I guess :)
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    **Slaps Stella across face**

    That's enough of that "I'm in pain because I'm in love and he doesn't love me because he loves men" crap! Pull yourself together girl!
    I'll leave my @nal joke out of here ;)
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
    5. Put headphones on and listen to ''Blood'' at 40 million decibels.
    6. Have your dog come and stick its wet nose right up your arse JUST as you are stepping into the shower! My Boxer just did this to me -- fucking pervert
    7. Use matchsticks to support heavy upper eyelids.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    i need a day off work for mourning

    TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GAY

    1. My finger slipped whilst wiping this morning at it put a smile on my dial
    2. You love giving it to men from behind..
    3. You are male, yet you still can't resist trolling the Pics Where Eddie Looks Hot thread on the Message Pit (Vital)
    4. You are attracted to leatherbacks (Vital)

    Geezus :) i missed all this... hah thanks for the honour of being in a thread like this... :eek:
    i'm not happy with the last top ten! i got nothnig to work with!!! this guy is getting barbra streisand's back catalogue for his birthday
    Get him some butt cheek cut out pants...
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
    5. Put headphones on and listen to ''Blood'' at 40 million decibels.
    6. Have your dog come and stick its wet nose right up your arse JUST as you are stepping into the shower! My Boxer just did this to me -- fucking pervert
    7. Use matchsticks to support heavy upper eyelids.
    8. Sit on a seat carved from ice... naked..
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
    5. Put headphones on and listen to ''Blood'' at 40 million decibels.
    6. Have your dog come and stick its wet nose right up your arse JUST as you are stepping into the shower! My Boxer just did this to me -- fucking pervert
    7. Use matchsticks to support heavy upper eyelids.
    8. Sit on a seat carved from ice... naked..
    9. Listen to Powderfinger's new album (fucking excellent)
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP TEN WAYS TO KEEP AWAKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLLLLY TIRED

    1. Put a knife in a toaster to give you back that buzz!
    2. Take a nudie run down your street in this fricken cold weather unless your Zig and you live in a warmer climate
    3. Sit on the toilet, does anyone know how hard it is to sleep on one of those things???
    4. Snort some coke, drink 10 Red Bulls and then if you haven't had a heart attack you should be awake for at least 2 days
    5. Put headphones on and listen to ''Blood'' at 40 million decibels.
    6. Have your dog come and stick its wet nose right up your arse JUST as you are stepping into the shower! My Boxer just did this to me -- fucking pervert
    7. Use matchsticks to support heavy upper eyelids.
    8. Sit on a seat carved from ice... naked..
    9. Listen to Powderfinger's new album (fucking excellent)
    10. Go to Powderfinger's album launch (tonight) :D
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM WILL (HOPEFULLY) RETURN TO NEWCASTLE

    1. MR won't let Eddie surf with him until they come back
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM WILL (HOPEFULLY) RETURN TO NEWCASTLE

    1. MR won't let Eddie surf with him until they come back
    2. Because next time they're doing a regional tour and after Newcastle they're coming to TOWNSVILLE!!!
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    TOP 10 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM WILL (HOPEFULLY) RETURN TO NEWCASTLE

    1. MR won't let Eddie surf with him until they come back
    2. Because next time they're doing a regional tour and after Newcastle they're coming to TOWNSVILLE!!!
    3. After organising an 11 show tour, Mike will realise he has another show worth of pointing in him so he will speak to Management about heading back to Newcastle.
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