London Crew Baby :D

dunkman

harmless_little_f*** wrote:

Also, my 'you,' 'see' and 'kay' keys aren't usually working.

thats a bit of a fer then isnt it?

belfast1

Byrnzie wrote:

I like sitting in beer gardens in the summer and attempting to catch as many wasps as possible under a beer glass. They're then prime for a bout of morbid torture which involves either blowing dope smoke under the glass, or holding a lighter to the side of the glass and enjoying the spectacle of their slow but sure demise. :eek:

hahahaha i like your style

next time im in a summer beer garden im gonna give that a go!


feckin wasps

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

i seriously seriously hate wasps... and the reason is because i've never actually been stung by one.. or a bee.. and i think i'm going to be one of those people who die of shock or something

so i just do a 'wasp dance' as my folks call it

its just me running about like a mad fucker with my arms flapping violently across my ears... its actually quite funny

even if i was in middle of town centre i'd do it... and its normally accompanied by the "get the fuck away... go on get!!!" under the breath really angry whisper people do... like a wasp understands english :rolleyes: or can guage by my tone of voice i'm pissed off with its presence near my ears!!!!

I'm like that with moths... but not wasps. I've been stung a couple of times. First time I was on a ride in an amusement park and the fucker flew up my skirt and got the top of my leg :eek: It coulda been worse though I spose . Second time I stood on one at a beach. Third time it was in MY BED :eek: that one hurt, I rolled over onto my back onto the wasp :eek: and it was like I rolled onto glass :eek: I went and woke my sister up to ask can she put something on it for me... in her half asleep state, she told me to fill out an accident report form and then come back to her

Byrnzie :eek: :( Ya poor thing, how's your hand doing now?

jrd

Byrnzie wrote:

I like sitting in beer gardens in the summer and attempting to catch as many wasps as possible under a beer glass. They're then prime for a bout of morbid torture which involves either blowing dope smoke under the glass, or holding a lighter to the side of the glass and enjoying the spectacle of their slow but sure demise. :eek:

Please, tell us more of your countryside lore, Uncle Byrnzie

I usually have the beer glass the right way up and just try and squash the fuckers. works best if the glass isn't full...

belfast1

like what the f is the purpose of a wasp?

what is it that they do?

i mean yer average bee i can understand but a wasp????

Byrnzie

dunkman wrote:

then surely your alarm is concerning the keyboard cruchiness... as you have no opinion on the crisp flavour then it must be the aforementioned keyboard situation. If its neither then why were you alarmed?

I do have an opinion on the crisp flavour. I like cheese and onion Walkers. Ready salted, on the other hand, may just aswell be crunched under the keys of a keyboard, as they're an inferior crisp, and therefore are worthy of punishment - a bit like wasps.

harmless_little_f***

belfast1 wrote:

like what the f is the purpose of a wasp?

what is it that they do?

i mean yer average bee i can understand but a wasp????

Dunk! We have another one!

*shakes belfast's hand* Welcome to the post my man. Just to let you know, Dunk might try and get you to spell out the word 'fuck' in full, but if he does, don't listen to him. He can go and f himself.

harmless_little_f***

Heineken Helen wrote:

I'm like that with moths... but not wasps. I've been stung a couple of times. First time I was on a ride in an amusement park and the fucker flew up my skirt and got the top of my leg :eek: It coulda been worse though I spose . Second time I stood on one at a beach. Third time it was in MY BED :eek: that one hurt, I rolled over onto my back onto the wasp :eek: and it was like I rolled onto glass :eek: I went and woke my sister up to ask can she put something on it for me... in her half asleep state, she told me to fill out an accident report form and then come back to her

Byrnzie :eek: :( Ya poor thing, how's your hand doing now?

This post reminds me of that Gnarles Barkley video.

Byrnzie

jrd wrote:

Please, tell us more of your countryside lore, Uncle Byrnzie

I usually have the beer glass the right way up and just try and squash the fuckers. works best if the glass isn't full...

There needs to be a small amount of beer in the bottom of the glass to attract them - Is it the sugar, or the colour which resembles honey? Heinz Wolff! Where are you??
If it in fact does transpire that the wasp is attracted to beer per se, then i expect i'll find myself having more respect for them. (But i'll still kill the little fuckers!) :cool:

belfast1

Byrnzie wrote:

There needs to be a small amount of beer in the bottom of the glass to attract them - Is it the sugar, or the colour which resembles honey? Heinz Wolff! Where are you??
If it in fact does transpire that the wasp is attracted to beer per se, then i expect i'll find myself having more respect for them. (But i'll still kill the little fuckers!) :cool:

no way man - that means they're trying to *steal* your beer

...even more reason to kill em'

belfast1

harmless_little_f*** wrote:

Dunk! We have another one!

*shakes belfast's hand* Welcome to the post my man. Just to let you know, Dunk might try and get you to spell out the word 'fuck' in full, but if he does, don't listen to him. He can go and f himself.

heh heh, is there an anti-wasp societay thing going on ?? if so - I'm in

Byrnzie

Heineken Helen wrote:

Byrnzie :eek: :( Ya poor thing, how's your hand doing now?

I'll live, my lovely Irish chum!

jrd

Anyone want to do a

London Crew
I survived the 10c server
I fucking hate wasps

t-shirt for this summer ?

Scratchin a Letter

Byrnzie wrote:

I'll live, my lovely Irish chum!

As long as you're still able to crack open an Export you'll be alright

Heineken Helen

harmless_little_f*** wrote:

This post reminds me of that Gnarles Barkley video.

what video is that?

Byrnzie I'm glad you live to see another day

Scratchin a Letter

Heineken Helen wrote:

what video is that?

'Smiley Faces', perhaps?

V V

Byrnzie wrote:

There needs to be a small amount of beer in the bottom of the glass to attract them - Is it the sugar, or the colour which resembles honey? Heinz Wolff! Where are you??
If it in fact does transpire that the wasp is attracted to beer per se, then i expect i'll find myself having more respect for them. (But i'll still kill the little fuckers!) :cool:

well they ate most of the varnish off the garden shead when i was a kid !
it was dark brown

Heineken Helen

Scratchin a Letter wrote:

'Smiley Faces', perhaps?

and what's that one?

jrd

The "Official Pearl Jam in Argentina" thread is enormous. What are they saying in there ?
Is it as rivetting and useful as this one ?
I mean, I never knew wasps ate varnish until a few minutes ago... but they did eat bits of our trellis last summer...

belfast1

jrd wrote:

The "Official Pearl Jam in Argentina" thread is enormous. What are they saying in there ?
Is it as rivetting and useful as this one ?
I mean, I never knew wasps ate varnish until a few minutes ago... but they did eat bits of our trellis last summer...

yeah ive always been amazed at the size of that thread - maybe its all in spanish or something?