I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!
I always get embarrassed when I get off an escalator on my crutches, not because I'll fall over, but because I might hesitate, go slightly too slow, and everyone behind me will be caught up in a nasty massive pile up.
I know it's irrational, but the idea scares the crap out of me.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!
and yet you were sober... awesome!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!
whoa! you really are clumsy! :eek:
I'm only joking! good to hear you weren't badly hurt.
I hate escalators!
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
scottish name for a wee beastie that i think is a woodlouse? heee hee
them and earwigs... i fucking hate earwigs!!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I always get embarrassed when I get off an escalator on my crutches, not because I'll fall over, but because I might hesitate, go slightly too slow, and everyone behind me will be caught up in a nasty massive pile up.
I know it's irrational, but the idea scares the crap out of me.
i'm sorry but the visuals of this really made me laugh!
awwww Byrnzie !
i'm dreadful so UNsure footed , going down steps and walking hills i'm so slow i have to relax should have seen me in the snow yesterday hahahahaha seem as where i live is all hills !
~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!
:rolleyes: thanks for the DVD big man... arrived this morning
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Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
Katowice, Wembley 07
SBE, Manchester, O2 09
Hyde Park 10
Manchester 1&2 12
This is just g'bye for now...
i'm sorry but the visuals of this really made me laugh!
No need to apologise, I'm a Funny_Little_F***
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
but the rest of the pics featured some really nasty looking thingies. :eek:
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
i'm sorry but the visuals of this really made me laugh!
awwww Byrnzie !
i'm dreadful so UNsure footed , going down steps and walking hills i'm so slow i have to relax should have seen me in the snow yesterday hahahahaha seem as where i live is all hills !
I was actually in quite a bit of pain. Took the skin off my knuckles..blood e.t.c. But you know how it is..people were looking, so i had to just shake it off and look like i wasn't bothered. :rolleyes: Luckily i didn't do any real harm at all, but it fucking hurt at the time.
scottish name for a wee beastie that i think is a woodlouse? heee hee
them and earwigs... i fucking hate earwigs!!!!
What REALLY freak me out is Silverfish. We had an infestation in our bathroom a year ago, and I couldn't even go in there. Urgh, the way they squirm and wriggle....
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
:rolleyes: thanks for the DVD big man... arrived this morning
No probs dude.
It's a really cool film.
Have you got the Santa Barbara boot by the way?? There's a clip from it at the end where the man who's name is Ed dedicates 'Big Wave' to Laird hamilton.
Best boot i've heard of them all by the way, in case you haven't seen my other thread?
I opened a bag of Walkers cheese and onion crisps this lunchtime... bag burst open and the crisps went everywhere... still picking them out of the keyboard.
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I fell down the escalators on the way to work this morning! :rolleyes: Went down about 3 steps like a sack of shit, and grazed my hands. I think it was more embarrassing for the people around me than for myself. :rolleyes: Oh well! Shit happens!
I fell down one when I was about four. I use them all the time, but I still get a really bad feeling every time I step foot on one... paranoia at its finest.
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Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
I was actually in quite a bit of pain. Took the skin off my knuckles..blood e.t.c. But you know how it is..people were looking, so i had to just shake it off and look like i wasn't bothered. :rolleyes: Luckily i didn't do any real harm at all, but it fucking hurt at the time.
:( ouchhhhhhh
taking it like a man were ya !
should have been with me i'd have rumaged in my handbag for Arnica and plasters !
~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
I fell down one when I was about four. I use them all the time, but I still get a really bad feeling every time I step foot on one... paranoia at its finest.
I feel the same about swings after sitting on and getting stung by a wasp on one when I was a wee nipper in short trousers.
F*cking hate wasps as well.
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
just the fact that MOST people are sober when they go to work didn't stop them few Swedish guys who worked that the fecking-nuclear-power-thingie-place going to work hammered! :rolleyes: so why would it stop B?
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
I opened a bag of Walkers cheese and onion crisps this lunchtime... bag burst open and the crisps went everywhere... still picking them out of the keyboard.
I fell down one when I was about four. I use them all the time, but I still get a really bad feeling every time I step foot on one... paranoia at its finest.
It was because my poncey shoes have no grip whatsoever. They're more like ski's! :rolleyes:
see i dont mind woodlouse / piggywigs
but sliverfish n earwigs :( yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Silverfish are the tiny weeny spawn of satan!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I feel the same about swings after sitting on and getting stung by a wasp on one when I was a wee nipper in short trousers.
F*cking hate wasps as well.
i seriously seriously hate wasps... and the reason is because i've never actually been stung by one.. or a bee.. and i think i'm going to be one of those people who die of shock or something
so i just do a 'wasp dance' as my folks call it
its just me running about like a mad fucker with my arms flapping violently across my ears... its actually quite funny
even if i was in middle of town centre i'd do it... and its normally accompanied by the "get the fuck away... go on get!!!" under the breath really angry whisper people do... like a wasp understands english :rolleyes: or can guage by my tone of voice i'm pissed off with its presence near my ears!!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
thats either Jeremy Beadle holding that cockroach or the cockroach is fucking massive
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
flyin round the back garde where i was tryin not to get too red/pink
and i just squeezed the tube, timed it well as the little bollix flew
right into it and died......hahahaha i was evil!
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Is that sympathy for my crunchy keyboard calamity ?
Or outrage at my choice of crisp flavour ?
Or just your brain exploding at the sheer banality of the post...
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
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I always get embarrassed when I get off an escalator on my crutches, not because I'll fall over, but because I might hesitate, go slightly too slow, and everyone behind me will be caught up in a nasty massive pile up.
I know it's irrational, but the idea scares the crap out of me.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
and yet you were sober... awesome!!
whoa! you really are clumsy! :eek:
I'm only joking!
I hate escalators!
who said he was sober?
i hate slaters... does anyone know what they are?
scottish name for a wee beastie that i think is a woodlouse? heee hee
them and earwigs... i fucking hate earwigs!!!!
i'm sorry but the visuals of this really made me laugh!
awwww Byrnzie !
i'm dreadful so UNsure footed , going down steps and walking hills i'm so slow i have to relax should have seen me in the snow yesterday hahahahaha seem as where i live is all hills !
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
:rolleyes: thanks for the DVD big man... arrived this morning
Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
Katowice, Wembley 07
SBE, Manchester, O2 09
Hyde Park 10
Manchester 1&2 12
This is just g'bye for now...
No need to apologise, I'm a Funny_Little_F***
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I image googled 'slaters' and found this: http://www.slatersplastikard.com/images/slaters%20wagon%20&%20locomotive%207063_copy.JPG
then I did the same to 'woodlouse'..
and found this: http://www.remixcommons.org/sites/remixcommons.org/files/woodlouse_342_render12%20copy.jpg
but the rest of the pics featured some really nasty looking thingies. :eek:
I was actually in quite a bit of pain. Took the skin off my knuckles..blood e.t.c. But you know how it is..people were looking, so i had to just shake it off and look like i wasn't bothered. :rolleyes: Luckily i didn't do any real harm at all, but it fucking hurt at the time.
What REALLY freak me out is Silverfish. We had an infestation in our bathroom a year ago, and I couldn't even go in there. Urgh, the way they squirm and wriggle....
http://home.messiah.edu/~weiand/bugs/pics/Silverfish.jpg
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
No probs dude.
It's a really cool film.
Have you got the Santa Barbara boot by the way??
Best boot i've heard of them all by the way, in case you haven't seen my other thread?
most people are on when they are on their way to work in the morning
slater
and
close up of an earwig
oh dear (i think)
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:( ouchhhhhhh
taking it like a man were ya !
should have been with me i'd have rumaged in my handbag for Arnica and plasters !
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
I feel the same about swings after sitting on and getting stung by a wasp on one when I was a wee nipper in short trousers.
F*cking hate wasps as well.
but sliverfish n earwigs :( yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
well yeah, MOST people. :rolleyes:
just the fact that MOST people are sober when they go to work didn't stop them few Swedish guys who worked that the fecking-nuclear-power-thingie-place going to work hammered! :rolleyes:
:eek: :eek: :eek: [size=+3]Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!![/size] :eek: :eek: :eek:
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It was because my poncey shoes have no grip whatsoever. They're more like ski's! :rolleyes:
Silverfish are the tiny weeny spawn of satan!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
hahahahah oh they are so gross , make me feel sick
I cant eat dreid dates cos they remind me of cockroach's :( :eek: **feels sick**
http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/cockroach.jpg
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
i seriously seriously hate wasps... and the reason is because i've never actually been stung by one.. or a bee.. and i think i'm going to be one of those people who die of shock or something
so i just do a 'wasp dance' as my folks call it
its just me running about like a mad fucker with my arms flapping violently across my ears... its actually quite funny
even if i was in middle of town centre i'd do it... and its normally accompanied by the "get the fuck away... go on get!!!" under the breath really angry whisper people do... like a wasp understands english :rolleyes: or can guage by my tone of voice i'm pissed off with its presence near my ears!!!!
thats either Jeremy Beadle holding that cockroach or the cockroach is fucking massive
flyin round the back garde where i was tryin not to get too red/pink
and i just squeezed the tube, timed it well as the little bollix flew
right into it and died......hahahaha i was evil!
01/06/00 dublin
23/08/06 dublin
11/09/06 paris
18/06/07 london
17/08/09 manchester
18/08/09 london
Is that sympathy for my crunchy keyboard calamity ?
Or outrage at my choice of crisp flavour ?
Or just your brain exploding at the sheer banality of the post...