Boys, please please please WASH YOUR F**KING HANDS!!!!

mca47

People that don't wash their hands should be shot!

Nasty!

Cosmo

I don't get it... wash your hands after you pee... yet, put penis directly into mouth.
...
Don't get me wrong... I wash my hands every time, but I don't fret about every little germ that's out there.
Turn this thing around... me... a gal who doesn't wash her hands... and a jar of pickles (because i don't care for anchovies). I wouldn' care if she places her vagina in that pickle jar because I'm willing to eat both. I mean... the guy's hands weren't caked with shit... were they? THAT would be a completely different story.

DOSW

I wash my hands every time, but not because I've touched my penis... it's because of all the other things I touch in the bathroom. That's really where all the germs are.

in_hiding79

It isn't just the guys that don't wash their hands....women are GUILTY as well. Especially my hag ass sister in law!! That woman washes her hands once per day and that is when her skank ass is taking a shower....it's gross!! :eek:


Sorry...I'm okay now!! hehehe

in_hiding79

Cosmo wrote:

I don't get it... wash your hands after you pee... yet, put penis directly into mouth.
...
Don't get me wrong... I wash my hands every time, but I don't fret about every little germ that's out there.
Turn this thing around... me... a gal who doesn't wash her hands... and a jar of pickles (because i don't care for anchovies). I wouldn' care if she places her vagina in that pickle jar because I'm willing to eat both. I mean... the guy's hands weren't caked with shit... were they? THAT would be a completely different story.

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NOCODE#1

ZiggyStar wrote:

My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.

I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:

Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:

WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!

guys with talent can pee without touching anything, get over yourself

prljmngrl

NOCODE#1 wrote:

guys with talent can pee without touching anything, get over yourself

I don't understand why you would feel compelled to project your guilt onto her. From this paragraph you have so much as told us tht you too do not wash after using the restroom. Gross!

....I agree with the original poster!
How hard is it to take ten seconds and wash your hands? I on the other hand have and will continue to put people on the spot if they don't wash their hands in my house. Thats just gross.

BTW: guys who say "get over yourself" usually have self esteem issues.

prljmngrl

Krisdababe wrote:

But can i asume you washed your hands after as well?
My friend figures his weiner is clean therefore there's no need to wash after peeing.

what about dribbles?

SomethingCreative

haha this reminds me of the other day at work:

I took a piss in the shop bathroom and one of the mechanics saw me washing my hands and says, "Why are you washing your hands? Urine is sterile you know..."

I responded, "Oh, so you wont mind if I just piss all over your work station next time I need to go then?"

haha he had nothin to say to that...I told him good

beachdweller

ZiggyStar wrote:

My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.

I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:

Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:

WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!

yeah we handle ourselves when peeing, but the washing thing goes both ways women...we all need to wash our hands

in_hiding79

SomethingCreative wrote:

haha this reminds me of the other day at work:

I took a piss in the shop bathroom and one of the mechanics saw me washing my hands and says, "Why are you washing your hands? Urine is sterile you know..."

I responded, "Oh, so you wont mind if I just piss all over your work station next time I need to go then?"

haha he had nothin to say to that...I told him good

People are so gross!!! :eek:

norm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc

SENROCK

beachdweller wrote:

yeah we handle ourselves when peeing, but the washing thing goes both ways women...we all need to wash our hands

EXXXACTLY!!!! Thats what i said to begin with-its not JUST GUYS!!! :eek: poor dudes always get blamed.

LikeAnOcean

I don't know whats worse, the piss that might be on his hands or the anchovies.. I'll take my chances with the piss.

ZiggyStar

beachdweller wrote:

yeah we handle ourselves when peeing, but the washing thing goes both ways women...we all need to wash our hands

Yes we do. However, I've never personally seen a female friend who hasn't washed her hands at the toilet....but large percentage of my male friends seem to "forget". I can't imagine a girl not washing....ewwwwww....

Anon

Cosmo wrote:

I don't get it... wash your hands after you pee... yet, put penis directly into mouth.
...
Don't get me wrong... I wash my hands every time, but I don't fret about every little germ that's out there.
Turn this thing around... me... a gal who doesn't wash her hands... and a jar of pickles (because i don't care for anchovies). I wouldn' care if she places her vagina in that pickle jar because I'm willing to eat both. I mean... the guy's hands weren't caked with shit... were they? THAT would be a completely different story.

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Jeremy1012

You know, people who don't freak out about shit like this, because their lives have some sort of perspective, those people will probably never have a heart attack.

Or at least if I do, it's gonna be from doing something fun like drinking, not worrying about someone touching their dick and then eating my anchovies.

Just tell the guy to wash his frigging hands, don't stress out about it.

LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun

my wang is cleaner than your face! i dont wash my hands everytime after peeing when drinking. i pee too much once i get drunk. deal with it people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bars are disgusting places anyway. i promise you every surface you touch is coated in body fluids. Count yourself lucky to be coated in mine

LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun

cutback wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-yH_Qyipc

should be mandatory viewing for everyone.

lukin2006

Krisdababe wrote:

I had this conversation with a good friend of mine. He washes his hands BEFORE he pees. He doesn't want to touch his clean penis with dirty hands. Then he doesn't wash his hands after.

WTF? What kind of logic is that? :rolleyes:

holy shit now I've heard it all....