But can i asume you washed your hands after as well?
My friend figures his weiner is clean therefore there's no need to wash after peeing.
Some guys 'weiners' are the cleanest part on their body. It's only touched with their own clean hands, always covered, and never exposed or engulfed in anything dirty.
When I was doing field work I would wash mine before and after. I figure it's the best habit. Nothing dirty touches it, and nothing from me touches anyone else. Some people think I'm crazy when they see me going in washing my hands first. But oh well.
My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.
I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:
Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:
WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!
I ain't bothering to read through all the previous posts, only saying that for those not circumcised there is no benefit to washing hands, unless you wanna pick up others germs from the faucet.
I had warts on me hands when I was a wee young laddie, pissing on my hands cured the problem, not the acid rub prescribed by the doctor.
I don't get it... wash your hands after you pee... yet, put penis directly into mouth.
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Don't get me wrong... I wash my hands every time, but I don't fret about every little germ that's out there.
Turn this thing around... me... a gal who doesn't wash her hands... and a jar of pickles (because i don't care for anchovies). I wouldn' care if she places her vagina in that pickle jar because I'm willing to eat both. I mean... the guy's hands weren't caked with shit... were they? THAT would be a completely different story.
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I wash my hands every time, but not because I've touched my penis... it's because of all the other things I touch in the bathroom. That's really where all the germs are.
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It isn't just the guys that don't wash their hands....women are GUILTY as well. Especially my hag ass sister in law!! That woman washes her hands once per day and that is when her skank ass is taking a shower....it's gross!! :eek:
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And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I don't get it... wash your hands after you pee... yet, put penis directly into mouth.
...
Don't get me wrong... I wash my hands every time, but I don't fret about every little germ that's out there.
Turn this thing around... me... a gal who doesn't wash her hands... and a jar of pickles (because i don't care for anchovies). I wouldn' care if she places her vagina in that pickle jar because I'm willing to eat both. I mean... the guy's hands weren't caked with shit... were they? THAT would be a completely different story.
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And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.
I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:
Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:
WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!
guys with talent can pee without touching anything, get over yourself
guys with talent can pee without touching anything, get over yourself
I don't understand why you would feel compelled to project your guilt onto her. From this paragraph you have so much as told us tht you too do not wash after using the restroom. Gross!
....I agree with the original poster!
How hard is it to take ten seconds and wash your hands? I on the other hand have and will continue to put people on the spot if they don't wash their hands in my house. Thats just gross.
BTW: guys who say "get over yourself" usually have self esteem issues.
I took a piss in the shop bathroom and one of the mechanics saw me washing my hands and says, "Why are you washing your hands? Urine is sterile you know..."
I responded, "Oh, so you wont mind if I just piss all over your work station next time I need to go then?"
haha he had nothin to say to that...I told him good
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My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.
I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:
Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:
WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!
yeah we handle ourselves when peeing, but the washing thing goes both ways women...we all need to wash our hands
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I took a piss in the shop bathroom and one of the mechanics saw me washing my hands and says, "Why are you washing your hands? Urine is sterile you know..."
I responded, "Oh, so you wont mind if I just piss all over your work station next time I need to go then?"
haha he had nothin to say to that...I told him good
People are so gross!!! :eek:
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
yeah we handle ourselves when peeing, but the washing thing goes both ways women...we all need to wash our hands
Yes we do. However, I've never personally seen a female friend who hasn't washed her hands at the toilet....but large percentage of my male friends seem to "forget". I can't imagine a girl not washing....ewwwwww....
I don't get it... wash your hands after you pee... yet, put penis directly into mouth.
...
Don't get me wrong... I wash my hands every time, but I don't fret about every little germ that's out there.
Turn this thing around... me... a gal who doesn't wash her hands... and a jar of pickles (because i don't care for anchovies). I wouldn' care if she places her vagina in that pickle jar because I'm willing to eat both. I mean... the guy's hands weren't caked with shit... were they? THAT would be a completely different story.
You know, people who don't freak out about shit like this, because their lives have some sort of perspective, those people will probably never have a heart attack.
Or at least if I do, it's gonna be from doing something fun like drinking, not worrying about someone touching their dick and then eating my anchovies.
Just tell the guy to wash his frigging hands, don't stress out about it.
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my wang is cleaner than your face! i dont wash my hands everytime after peeing when drinking. i pee too much once i get drunk. deal with it people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bars are disgusting places anyway. i promise you every surface you touch is coated in body fluids. Count yourself lucky to be coated in mine
I had this conversation with a good friend of mine. He washes his hands BEFORE he pees. He doesn't want to touch his clean penis with dirty hands. Then he doesn't wash his hands after.
WTF? What kind of logic is that? :rolleyes:
holy shit now I've heard it all....
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But can i asume you washed your hands after as well?
My friend figures his weiner is clean therefore there's no need to wash after peeing.
"To is a preposition.
Come is a verb"
Some guys 'weiners' are the cleanest part on their body. It's only touched with their own clean hands, always covered, and never exposed or engulfed in anything dirty.
When I was doing field work I would wash mine before and after. I figure it's the best habit. Nothing dirty touches it, and nothing from me touches anyone else. Some people think I'm crazy when they see me going in washing my hands first. But oh well.
EWWWWWW!!!!! That is friggin disgusting!
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I had warts on me hands when I was a wee young laddie, pissing on my hands cured the problem, not the acid rub prescribed by the doctor.
Nasty!
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Don't get me wrong... I wash my hands every time, but I don't fret about every little germ that's out there.
Turn this thing around... me... a gal who doesn't wash her hands... and a jar of pickles (because i don't care for anchovies). I wouldn' care if she places her vagina in that pickle jar because I'm willing to eat both. I mean... the guy's hands weren't caked with shit... were they? THAT would be a completely different story.
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Sorry...I'm okay now!! hehehe
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
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"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
....I agree with the original poster!
How hard is it to take ten seconds and wash your hands? I on the other hand have and will continue to put people on the spot if they don't wash their hands in my house. Thats just gross.
BTW: guys who say "get over yourself" usually have self esteem issues.
I took a piss in the shop bathroom and one of the mechanics saw me washing my hands and says, "Why are you washing your hands? Urine is sterile you know..."
I responded, "Oh, so you wont mind if I just piss all over your work station next time I need to go then?"
haha he had nothin to say to that...I told him good
-my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
yeah we handle ourselves when peeing, but the washing thing goes both ways women...we all need to wash our hands
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People are so gross!!! :eek:
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
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Yes we do. However, I've never personally seen a female friend who hasn't washed her hands at the toilet....but large percentage of my male friends seem to "forget". I can't imagine a girl not washing....ewwwwww....
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Or at least if I do, it's gonna be from doing something fun like drinking, not worrying about someone touching their dick and then eating my anchovies.
Just tell the guy to wash his frigging hands, don't stress out about it.
bars are disgusting places anyway. i promise you every surface you touch is coated in body fluids. Count yourself lucky to be coated in mine
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