Boys, please please please WASH YOUR F**KING HANDS!!!!

ZiggyStar

My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.

I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:

Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:

WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!

ZiggyStar

And don't give me this shit about "I don't or barely touch my penis when I pee". You're pushing the toilet button which has got WHO KNOWS WHAT on it. You're touching the dirty door knob.

I put tampons in while in that same toilet then push the button and open the door. I'm sure I've done that before with the EXACT same finger I've just had stuck up my thingy (preferably not but I'm sure I would have)! There could be shit on that button and on the door knob for all he knows (hopefully not but who would know with so many male friends).

And then he put his dirty fucking fingers straight into my jar of anchovies!

Grrrrr..... :mad:

Fender_Man

ZiggyStar wrote:

My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.

I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:

Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:

WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!

"His Fucking Unwashed Hands In My Jar Of Anchovies" , not a euphemism I'd heard before, ha ha ha!
Seriously though, I did a food hygeine course a couple of years back and the section on hand washing after using the toilet was stomach churning. You wouldn't believe the damage that can be done by one Johnny no stars burger boy not washing his hands after using the loo and then making up 200 burgers, before his next visit for a germ top-up!

Danimal

How do you know he didn't wash his hands? Were you in the bathroom with him?

ZiggyStar

Danimal wrote:

How do you know he didn't wash his hands? Were you in the bathroom with him?

Sink isn't in the toilet....it's in the bathroom.

SENROCK

damn. zig thats disgusting. i have a phobia about that too. i agree- PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! not just guys, chicks too!!!! :eek:

ZiggyStar

Fender_Man wrote:

"His Fucking Unwashed Hands In My Jar Of Anchovies" , not a euphemism I'd heard before, ha ha ha!
Seriously though, I did a food hygeine course a couple of years back and the section on hand washing after using the toilet was stomach churning. You wouldn't believe the damage that can be done by one Johnny no stars burger boy not washing his hands after using the loo and then making up 200 burgers, before his next visit for a germ top-up!

Ewwwwwwww......makes me gag just thinking of it!

ZiggyStar

SENROCK! wrote:

damn. zig thats disgusting. i have a phobia about that too. i agree- PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! not just guys, chicks too!!!! :eek:

I KNOW!!!! I was shocked! Every chick I know washes their hands thank goodness!!!

dunkman

ZiggyStar wrote:

My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.

I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:

Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:

WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!

urine contains vital proteins and nutrients.... you should be sucking his fingers instead of moaning at him... also water in Oz is radioactive... i read it in a comic, so must be true.

audiodave

It isn't just men who are guilty of this...

dunkman

audiodave wrote:

It isn't just men who are guilty of this...

yep...

and what about transexual convicted shoplifters from Saudi Arabia ... they dont have hands.... or a willy.

Heineken Helen

ZiggyStar wrote:

Sink isn't in the toilet....it's in the bathroom.

well you'll know in future that first time they use the toilet, say 'the toilets in there but you have to go into the bathroom to wash your hands after' so it looks like you're just telling them where everything is BUT you're also getting the point in 'wash your fucking hands'. Shouldn't have to... but at least then you won't have to worry about your anchovies

ZiggyStar

Heineken Helen wrote:

well you'll know in future that first time they use the toilet, say 'the toilets in there but you have to go into the bathroom to wash your hands after' so it looks like you're just telling them where everything is BUT you're also getting the point in 'wash your fucking hands'. Shouldn't have to... but at least then you won't have to worry about your anchovies

Now that is a GREAT idea!!!!! You're a genius. If only I could go back in time and say it to Anchovy Boy!

ZiggyStar

dunkman wrote:

urine contains vital proteins and nutrients.... you should be sucking his fingers instead of moaning at him... also water in Oz is radioactive... i read it in a comic, so must be true.

Did this say Detroit before?!?!?!? Hmmmmmm....

Heineken Helen

ZiggyStar wrote:

Now that is a GREAT idea!!!!! You're a genius. If only I could go back in time and say it to Anchovy Boy!

I know too late for that one... but at least you know what to do in future. And after you've pointed out that they should wash their hands and where to do it, if they DON'T then you're perfectly within your rights to say 'oh sorry, did I not show you where the bathroom is?'

ZiggyStar

Heineken Helen wrote:

I know too late for that one... but at least you know what to do in future. And after you've pointed out that they should wash their hands and where to do it, if they DON'T then you're perfectly within your rights to say 'oh sorry, did I not show you where the bathroom is?'

Ha ha!

I'm kind of glad our bathroom sink isn't in the actual toilet so I can tell when boys don't wash their hands.

My four best friends are male and they always wash their hands here now...and when they forget, they hear me screaming out "HANDS" and they abruptly turn around and head back to the bathroom!

SENROCK

ZiggyStar wrote:

I KNOW!!!! I was shocked! Every chick I know washes their hands thank goodness!!!

i dont even like using public bathrooms in places cuz i fear the germs and just grossness! ugh. if i cant wash my hands, i use wipes or sanitizer IMMEDIATELY.

SENROCK

ZiggyStar wrote:

My four best friends are male and they always wash their hands here now...and when they forget, they hear me screaming out "HANDS" and they abruptly turn around and head back to the bathroom!

HAHAHAHAHA i freakin LOVE that!!! My nephew spyde is 4 and he needs to be reminded to WASH HANDS after wizzing. Sometimes he'll walkout and i'll yell the same thing you do "HANDS!!!!!" he gets all scared and runs back.

Dissidentman

I just went pee, handled raw poultry, sneezed, and went right back to making your salad for lunch.

SENROCK

dissidentman wrote:

I just went pee, handled raw poultry, sneezed, and went right back to making your salad for lunch.

YIKES!!!!!

nowayimfaithfull

i could here Ed singing WASH YOUR FAUCKING HANDS!!