Boys, please please please WASH YOUR F**KING HANDS!!!!

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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    SENROCK! wrote:
    i dont even like using public bathrooms in places cuz i fear the germs and just grossness! ugh. if i cant wash my hands, i use wipes or sanitizer IMMEDIATELY.
    Agreed!!!! Ewwwwwww! People have touched the taps to turn them on with gawd knows what germies on their hands :eek: Not to mention the ones that DON'T wash their hands and touch the door knob/handle (that I have to also touch) to get out of the toilets :eek: :(

    I drive my kids nuts when we're out.. "don't touch THAT!! :eek: "
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Houses here are all differnet. My house has the two separate, my mum and dad have a sink in their toilet and a sink in their bathroom, my old house had a toilet and bathroom in same room with one sink.
    Yep....our ensuite has shower, sink/vanity and toilet all in one room. But the kids bathroom has a bath, shower and sink/vanity......and their toilet is a seperate little room off the laundry.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Is raw poultry slang for 'willy' ? :eek: :o;)

    Maybe...can I make you a salad? :)
  • Danimal wrote:
    Hahahahahha

    Are we talking about an outhouse or something?


    In Australia, most toilets are in their own little room........ called, ta da, the toilet! In America, the toilet always seems to be in the bathroom with the shower and bath tub. Only time you'll see that here is in an ensuite bathroom attached to like a master bedroom. Personally, takin a dump in the same place you take a shower is really gross to me. Especially when someone ELSE just took a dump right before you need to take a shower. Ewwwwwwwwwww!
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Maybe...can I make you a salad? :)
    Gee, thanks, but I've just finished my tea and I'm full ;):)

    OMG! I had chicken, too :eek:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    In Australia, most toilets are in their own little room........ called, ta da, the toilet! In America, the toilet always seems to be in the bathroom with the shower and bath tub. Only time you'll see that here is in an ensuite bathroom attached to like a master bedroom. Personally, takin a dump in the same place you take a shower is really gross to me. Especially when someone ELSE just took a dump right before you need to take a shower. Ewwwwwwwwwww!

    Yeah....need to time things right (especially mornings) when the bathroom and toilet are in the same room!
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  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    In Australia, most toilets are in their own little room........ called, ta da, the toilet! In America, the toilet always seems to be in the bathroom with the shower and bath tub. Only time you'll see that here is in an ensuite bathroom attached to like a master bedroom. Personally, takin a dump in the same place you take a shower is really gross to me. Especially when someone ELSE just took a dump right before you need to take a shower. Ewwwwwwwwwww!

    People take dumps in the shower in Australia? I heard peeing in the shower but this is just over the top!
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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    In Australia, most toilets are in their own little room........ called, ta da, the toilet! In America, the toilet always seems to be in the bathroom with the shower and bath tub. Only time you'll see that here is in an ensuite bathroom attached to like a master bedroom. Personally, takin a dump in the same place you take a shower is really gross to me. Especially when someone ELSE just took a dump right before you need to take a shower. Ewwwwwwwwwww!
    even worse.....someone takes a dump while you're in the shower >insert spew smilie< and then flushes the toilet (better than leaving it there though)......stunk out AND scalded by boiling hot water :eek: :mad:
  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    Yeah....need to time things right (especially mornings) when the bathroom and toilet are in the same room!


    My parents place has two ensuite bathrooms with toilets in them, and a separate toilet off the laundry. Growing up in that household, there was an unspoken no shitting rule in the ensuites. Unleashing the brown apocalypse on the people of the porcelain world was strictly kept to the dunny out the back.
  • Danimal wrote:
    People take dumps in the shower in Australia? I heard peeing in the shower but this is just over the top!


    LMFAO, smartarse! I was talkin about doing it in the same room, and you know it......... :P
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    even worse.....someone takes a dump while you're in the shower >insert spew smilie< and then flushes the toilet (better than leaving it there though)......stunk out AND scolded by boiling hot water :eek: :mad:

    Leigh and I know a couple who do number 2s in front of each other because their bathroom and toilet are in the same room.....G-R-O-S-S!!! They do it ALL the time! Leigh has never seen me do a No 2. NEVER!!!! Okay, if I was really sick or something I could do it....but not by choice!

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  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    LMFAO, smartarse! I was talkin about doing it in the same room, and you know it......... :P

    Hahahhaha! I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about. I was jus jivin'!
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Leigh and I know a couple who do number 2s in front of each other because their bathroom and toilet are in the same room.....G-R-O-S-S!!! They do it ALL the time! Leigh has never seen me do a No 2. NEVER!!!! Okay, if I was really sick or something I could do it....but not by choice!

    "Hi Darling" **KA-PLUNK SPLASH**

    Yeah, that would be a relationship killer for me...
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    LMFAO, smartarse! I was talkin about doing it in the same room, and you know it......... :P

    Hmmm duplicate post by me.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Yeah, that would be a relationship killer for me...

    Yeaahhh....there has to be SOME privacy! We've been together for 10 years and thankfully haven't resorted to that. I pee in front of him all the time though... :D

    AND WASH MY HANDS AFTERWARDS!!!
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  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    I don't think it's that big of a deal. People are way too fanatic about washing hands and anti-bacterial products these days. I think it's good to be exposed to bacteria to some degree as it gets your body used to fighting it off. I haven't been sick in years.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    know1 wrote:
    I don't think it's that big of a deal. People are way too fanatic about washing hands and anti-bacterial products these days. I think it's good to be exposed to bacteria to some degree as it gets your body used to fighting it off. I haven't been sick in years.

    Hmmmm.....And you're sure that not being sick in years is a direct result of putting your penis and butt germs everywhere?

    I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:
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  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Hmmmm.....And you're sure that not being sick in years is a direct result of putting your penis and butt germs everywhere?

    I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:

    So I guess you never touch one...with your hands or anything else....?
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    know1 wrote:
    So I guess you never touch one...with your hands or anything else....?

    Of course I do....but my partners of TEN YEARS and no one elses. I know his penis is clean, non-std, non-pussy, non-warty....

    But if he stuck it in my anchovies I'd STILL be pissed off! :D

    You'll never convince me otherwise.....everyone at my house MUST wash their hands after touching their vaginas or penises...and any other disgusting stuff for that matter. And I haven't been sick for years either!
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  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Hmmmm.....And you're sure that not being sick in years is a direct result of putting your penis and butt germs everywhere?

    I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:

    In the morning I take a shower and then get dressed. All morning long, my hands are touching everything from doorknobs, telephones, and every other germ infected place out there. When I go to the bathroom, my penis (which has been in my pants since I took a shower) is probably a hundred times cleaner than my hands. If anything I should wash my hands before touching it.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:


    there are more germs on your tongue than on a penis....
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Danimal wrote:
    People take dumps in the shower in Australia? I heard peeing in the shower but this is just over the top!
    So is that an Aussie thing then??? :confused: The shower does a better job than toilet paper :D



















    I'M KIDDING!!!!!! :eek: :D
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:
    there are more germs on your tongue than on a penis....

    Depends whose penis..... :D
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Of course I do....but my partners of TEN YEARS and no one elses. I know his penis is clean, non-std, non-pussy, non-warty....

    But if he stuck it in my anchovies I'd STILL be pissed off! :D

    You'll never convince me otherwise.....everyone at my house MUST wash their hands after touching their vaginas or penises...and any other disgusting stuff for that matter. And I haven't been sick for years either!

    This sounds like sour grapes because you can't stick your vagina in the anchovies.
  • So is that an Aussie thing then??? :confused: The shower does a better job than toilet paper :D




















    I'M KIDDING!!!!!! :eek: :D

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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Leigh and I know a couple who do number 2s in front of each other because their bathroom and toilet are in the same room.....G-R-O-S-S!!! They do it ALL the time! Leigh has never seen me do a No 2. NEVER!!!! Okay, if I was really sick or something I could do it....but not by choice!

    "Hi Darling" **KA-PLUNK SPLASH**
    Oh Zig......it's a sign of true love if you can take a shit and hold a conversation with your hubby/boyfriend etc; at the same time :D

    I s'pose you don't fart in front of him either :rolleyes:
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    know1 wrote:
    I don't think it's that big of a deal. People are way too fanatic about washing hands and anti-bacterial products these days. I think it's good to be exposed to bacteria to some degree as it gets your body used to fighting it off. I haven't been sick in years.
    errrrrr...you're full o' shit! ;)
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Oh Zig......it's a sign of true love if you can take a shit and hold a conversation with your hubby/boyfriend etc; at the same time :D

    I s'pose you don't fart in front of him either :rolleyes:

    Are you serious? Naaaah, I just can't do it! You do it, don't you??? SICKO!!!!!!!

    There is a MASSIVE difference between farting and wiping your arse in front of someone!
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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Are you serious? Naaaah, I just can't do it! You do it, don't you??? SICKO!!!!!!!

    There is a MASSIVE difference between farting and wiping your arse in front of someone!
    Bloody hell....I've had 3 kids to the man.....I have NO dignety left :rolleyes:
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    In the morning I take a shower and then get dressed. All morning long, my hands are touching everything from doorknobs, telephones, and every other germ infected place out there. When I go to the bathroom, my penis (which has been in my pants since I took a shower) is probably a hundred times cleaner than my hands. If anything I should wash my hands before touching it.

    Very good point. I'm not saying I don't wash my hands, but there are a lot of people that are over the top with it.

    Isn't urine actually some sort of disinfectant or anti-bacterial agent due to the ammonia?
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

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