Boys, please please please WASH YOUR F**KING HANDS!!!!

lukin2006

ZiggyStar wrote:

My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.

I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:

Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:

WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!

It is disgusting when men or women don't wash after using the washroom. I just wonder how many people who work in restaurants and fast food joints wash their hands properly or at all, hmmmm.......

LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun

lukin2006 wrote:

It is disgusting when men or women don't wash after using the washroom. I just wonder how many people who work in restaurants and fast food joints wash their hands properly or at all, hmmmm.......

i worked at at least 10 different restaurants for over 8 years, and i can tell you that people seldom wash their hands. you really think those poor waiters taking your grimy dishes back to the dishwasher wash their hands everytime? maybe once every few trips, if its not busy. their hands would wrinkle up like prunes if they did it everytime.



GET OVER IT PEOPLE! GERMS ARE EVERYWHERE. PENISLAND IS PROBABLY THE CLEANEST PART OF YOUR BODY!

that guy's friend was right. you should wash your hands before taking a piss. no point contaminating the most sterile part of your body (speaking for boys. Girl parts might be in a worse spot hahah).













and while i'm on the subject, how can girls pee in a public restroom? now thats icky. you make contact with the seat! so you walk around all day will nasty germ infested hind quarters all day? i couldnt do it. does one wash rear after every sitting? thats about 10 million times more gross than unzipping, letting Jr. out for some air, and then zipping back up.

Snake

You know, when I grew up, I was just taught not to pee on my hands.
When it comes to public bathrooms I would though. Wash my hands I mean, not pee on them...

norm

MrSmith wrote:

should be mandatory viewing for everyone.

i try to post it in every felix unger thread....;)

lukin2006

MrSmith wrote:

i worked at at least 10 different restaurants for over 8 years, and i can tell you that people seldom wash their hands. you really think those poor waiters taking your grimy dishes back to the dishwasher wash their hands everytime? maybe once every few trips, if its not busy. their hands would wrinkle up like prunes if they did it everytime.



GET OVER IT PEOPLE! GERMS ARE EVERYWHERE. PENISLAND IS PROBABLY THE CLEANEST PART OF YOUR BODY!

that guy's friend was right. you should wash your hands before taking a piss. no point contaminating the most sterile part of your body (speaking for boys. Girl parts might be in a worse spot hahah).














and while i'm on the subject, how can girls pee in a public restroom? now thats icky. you make contact with the seat! so you walk around all day will nasty germ infested hind quarters all day? i couldnt do it. does one wash rear after every sitting? thats about 10 million times more gross than unzipping, letting Jr. out for some air, and then zipping back up.

thats funny

vduboise

MrSmith wrote:

and while i'm on the subject, how can girls pee in a public restroom? now thats icky. you make contact with the seat! so you walk around all day will nasty germ infested hind quarters all day? i couldnt do it. does one wash rear after every sitting? thats about 10 million times more gross than unzipping, letting Jr. out for some air, and then zipping back up.

When you have to go - a public restroom is the only option when out and about. Most women stoop. I never touch the seat- too gross.

Heineken Helen

SomethingCreative wrote:

haha this reminds me of the other day at work:

I took a piss in the shop bathroom and one of the mechanics saw me washing my hands and says, "Why are you washing your hands? Urine is sterile you know..."

I responded, "Oh, so you wont mind if I just piss all over your work station next time I need to go then?"

haha he had nothin to say to that...I told him good

I just read that as 'I took a piss in a shop window and one of the mechanics saw me... ' :eek:

Heineken Helen

ZiggyStar wrote:

Yes we do. However, I've never personally seen a female friend who hasn't washed her hands at the toilet....but large percentage of my male friends seem to "forget". I can't imagine a girl not washing....ewwwwww....

I don't think I've ever noticed any of my female friends... but if you use public toilets like big ones in an airport or hotel or something... I've seen plenty of women come out and just walk out... or come out, fix their hair a bit or their make up and then leave.

Heineken Helen

vduboise wrote:

Most women stoop.

they do? That's news to me I sit and I've often shared cubicles with female friends (drunk, long queue, etc.) and I've yet to notice any of them stoop

Besides, my ARSE doesn't actually make contact with the seat... how would that work? It's designed in such a way so it's just your legs.

ozsmalltowngirl

Heineken Helen wrote:

I don't think I've ever noticed any of my female friends... but if you use public toilets like big ones in an airport or hotel or something... I've seen plenty of women come out and just walk out... or come out, fix their hair a bit or their make up and then leave.

Same.....dis....gus....ting! But as I metioned in a previous post...even if you do wash your hands in a public bathroom......the door knob/handle to get out is covered in germies anyway :rolleyes:


As far as using a public toilet....I have to be on the verge of P-ing my pants to use one and if I do, I DON'T sit on the seat....I always just kinda crouch over it. My little girl sometimes has to go when we're out, though, and I NEVER let her sit on the seat though...I always go in with her and hold her up off the seat LOL!

ajedigecko

once my daughter begins to date....i will check his teeth and his hands.
i will inform the little bastard that i know what your plans are and you better have clean teeth and clean hands.
i know this because......i used to be a little bastard.

Heineken Helen

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Same.....dis....gus....ting! But as I metioned in a previous post...even if you do wash your hands in a public bathroom......the door knob/handle to get out is covered in germies anyway :rolleyes:


As far as using a public toilet....I have to be on the verge of P-ing my pants to use one and if I do, I DON'T sit on the seat....I always just kinda crouch over it. My little girl sometimes has to go when we're out, though, and I NEVER let her sit on the seat though...I always go in with her and hold her up off the seat LOL!

I actually had that conversation with my housemate and one of his male friends once. The friend was saying how there's no way he'd EVER sit . I often wipe the seat first but considering it's only legs making contact with the seat... it's worse to actually shake hands with somebody (considering the lack of handwashing going on). Think about THAT next time you're introduced to somebody

ozsmalltowngirl

Heineken Helen wrote:

I actually had that conversation with my housemate and one of his male friends once. The friend was saying how there's no way he'd EVER sit . I often wipe the seat first but considering it's only legs making contact with the seat... it's worse to actually shake hands with somebody (considering the lack of handwashing going on). Think about THAT next time you're introduced to somebody

I do, don't you worry I wouldn't say I'm a germ freak or anything....I actually believe people CAN go overboard sometimes - our bodies need some germs in order to build up strong immunity.....BUT.....when I'm out with my kids is when I DO turn into a germ freak :eek: Kids, for some reason have to touch everything - hand rails, walls, etc etc. My kids all know NOT to, but if they forget and do touch, they know I'll be straight onto them with the hand wipes or antseptic lotion
My hubby works away, so we also spend alot of time at the airport, either dropping him off or picking him up......air port germs freak me out more than any :eek: I think I'd rather piss my pants than use the toilets at the air port. LOL!

ozsmalltowngirl

ajedigecko wrote:

once my daughter begins to date....i will check his teeth and his hands.
i will inform the little bastard that i know what your plans are and you better have clean teeth and clean hands.
i know this because......i used to be a little bastard.

LMAO!! You sound just like my hubby talking about our daughter. I feel so sorry for her. I can see her having to keep all boyfriends a secret....otherwise between her 2 very protective big brothers and Dad, she'll never have one :rolleyes:

Heineken Helen

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

I do, don't you worry I wouldn't say I'm a germ freak or anything....I actually believe people CAN go overboard sometimes - our bodies need some germs in order to build up strong immunity.....BUT.....when I'm out with my kids is when I DO turn into a germ freak :eek: Kids, for some reason have to touch everything - hand rails, walls, etc etc. My kids all know NOT to, but if they forget and do touch, they know I'll be straight onto them with the hand wipes or antseptic lotion
My hubby works away, so we also spend alot of time at the airport, either dropping him off or picking him up......air port germs freak me out more than any I think I'd rather piss my pants than use the toilets at the air port. LOL!

I know exactly what you mean. I understand how we definitely need germs but the older I get the more freaked out I get by them. I always wash my hands after toilet, touching animals, etc. but when I'm at my sisters house with my 6 month old nephew, I just can't seem to wash them enough.

I hate standing on buses or trains when you HAVE to hold on to something cos you can actually FEEL the dirt and grease on those things. And handling money, fucking hate that! Airport toilets are nowhere near as bad as bus or train station toilets? :eek:

ozsmalltowngirl

Heineken Helen wrote:

I know exactly what you mean. I understand how we definitely need germs but the older I get the more freaked out I get by them. I always wash my hands after toilet, touching animals, etc. but when I'm at my sisters house with my 6 month old nephew, I just can't seem to wash them enough.

I hate standing on buses or trains when you HAVE to hold on to something cos you can actually FEEL the dirt and grease on those things. And handling money, fucking hate that! Airport toilets are nowhere near as bad as bus or train station toilets? :eek:

and THANK FUCK for mobile phones!!!!! Public phones would have to be the worst >insert SPEW emoticon< :eek:

ajedigecko

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

LMAO!! You sound just like my hubby talking about our daughter. I feel so sorry for her. I can see her having to keep all boyfriends a secret....otherwise between her 2 very protective big brothers and Dad, she'll never have one :rolleyes:

yep.....i have even catered the thought of going out of a date with the boyfriend and leaving my daughter at home.

i figure i would take the evening to stare the little bastard down and give him the opportunity stop "wanting to be her boyfriend".

man it is tough being a dad.......and she is only 5. can you imagine the expectations i will have for her boyfriend when she is 13 and then 16.

Heineken Helen

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

and THANK FUCK for mobile phones!!!!! Public phones would have to be the worst >insert SPEW emoticon<

agreed... although speaking OF mobile phones... I was in the toilet at the airport the other day and the girl in the cubicle next to me was chatting away the entire time :eek: WTF?????????

ozsmalltowngirl

ajedigecko wrote:

yep.....i have even catered the thought of going out of a date with the boyfriend and leaving my daughter at home.

i figure i would take the evening to stare the little bastard down and give him the opportunity stop "wanting to be her boyfriend".

man it is tough being a dad.......and she is only 5. can you imagine the expectations i will have for her boyfriend when she is 13 and then 16.

LOL! yup....our daughter is only 4 1/2 and hubby was already saying all this stuff about boyfriends when she was first born :eek: I can see her being locked in some giant tower from the age of about 13 - Rapunzel style :eek:

I try to get the point across that he needs to start teaching our 2 sons how they should treat and respect girls, for when they get older....cuz they will have to face their future girlfriends protective Fathers. He doesn't seem too worried about that though :rolleyes:

ozsmalltowngirl

Heineken Helen wrote:

agreed... although speaking OF mobile phones... I was in the toilet at the airport the other day and the girl in the cubicle next to me was chatting away the entire time :eek: WTF?????????

:eek: WTF indeed!!! You should've let rip, so that whom ever she was talking to would have thought it was her
LMFAO!!!!

Heineken Helen

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

:eek: WTF indeed!!! You should've let rip, so that whom ever she was talking to would have thought it was her
LMFAO!!!!

Hahahaaa... well there were toilets flushing, hand dryers going all over the place... it was 100% obvious that she was in a toilet and a public one

JaneNY

Heineken Helen wrote:

I hate standing on buses or trains when you HAVE to hold on to something cos you can actually FEEL the dirt and grease on those things. And handling money, fucking hate that! Airport toilets are nowhere near as bad as bus or train station toilets? :eek:

Heh - I guess you could just get plastic gloves and wear them all the time!

There's one airport - I think its Chicago? where they have these automatic plastic seat covers and each time a new person goes in, you can press this button and a new plastic cover comes out over the toilet seat before you sit on it.

RyeGuy

I don't wash my hands when I pee.

Heineken Helen

JaneNY wrote:

Heh - I guess you could just get plastic gloves and wear them all the time!

There's one airport - I think its Chicago? where they have these automatic plastic seat covers and each time a new person goes in, you can press this button and a new plastic cover comes out over the toilet seat before you sit on it.

Yeh, I spose I could do that, lol.

Yeh, some airports are pretty advanced in hygiene... I think most english ones seem to be the best, you generally don't have to touch anything.

Hinny

Heineken Helen wrote:

Yeh, I spose I could do that, lol.

Yeh, some airports are pretty advanced in hygiene... I think most english ones seem to be the best, you generally don't have to touch anything.

You should see the ones in urban Tokyo.