Boys, please please please WASH YOUR F**KING HANDS!!!!

threefish10

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

and when I'm done, I'll just yell (really loud) "Ziiiiggyyyyyyy!! I'm finiiiiished!!"

sometimes to be funny, i'll yell

"B, i'm finished, come wipe me."


when i'm told to get fucked i say "what happens if i lose my arms, you gotta practice"

she says even if i had no arms she wouldn't wipe my arse. what a great wife i have.

ZiggyStar

NYbenben wrote:

why were you eating Anchovies (of all things) straight out of the jar....
Olives...OK... Anchovies???

Because I'm addicted to seafood at the moment! Anchovies satisfy my cravings quickly.

ZiggyStar

threefish10 wrote:

sometimes to be funny, i'll yell

"B, i'm finished, come wipe me."

when i'm told to get fucked i say "what happens if i lose my arms, you gotta practice"

she says even if i had no arms she wouldn't wipe my arse. what a great wife i have.

I'm with B....Install a bidet!

OffHeGoes29

I knew a guy at work that never washed his hands after he shit. He said "thats what toilet paper is for"........gross mother fucker.

TransplantedNewf

I had this conversation with a good friend of mine. He washes his hands BEFORE he pees. He doesn't want to touch his clean penis with dirty hands. Then he doesn't wash his hands after.

WTF? What kind of logic is that? :rolleyes:

ozsmalltowngirl

threefish10 wrote:

sometimes to be funny, i'll yell

"B, i'm finished, come wipe me."


when i'm told to get fucked i say "what happens if i lose my arms, you gotta practice"

she says even if i had no arms she wouldn't wipe my arse. what a great wife i have.

Haha.....I remember when Maddi first started using the toilet and if she'd had a poop she'd just appear wherever I was - I could've been watching telly, making a cuppa....with a friend :eek: and she'd have a really long piece of toilet paper in her hand....give it to me and just turn around and bend over (meaning for me to wipe her bum).


I dare ya to try that with B

Dissidentman

OffHeGoes29 wrote:

I knew a guy at work that never washed his hands after he shit. He said "thats what toilet paper is for"........gross mother fucker.

WHAT????????????????????????????????????

threefish10

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Haha.....I remember when Maddi first started using the toilet and if she'd had a poop she'd just appear wherever I was - I could've been watching telly, making a cuppa....with a friend :eek: and she'd have a really long piece of toilet paper in her hand....give it to me and just turn around and bend over (meaning for me to wipe her bum).


I dare ya to try that with B

ha ha, yeah i think i might.









if i want her to kick me outta the house.

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ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

well that would depend on if you've been eating sundried tomatoes or not

that was a bad day Kyl.... a bad day for the ozone layer :(

OffHeGoes29

Krisdababe wrote:

I had this conversation with a good friend of mine. He washes his hands BEFORE he pees. He doesn't want to touch his clean penis with dirty hands. Then he doesn't wash his hands after.

WTF? What kind of logic is that? :rolleyes:

When I was in the Air Force, everybody washed there hands before they peed. I wouldn't want Jet fuel, hydraulic fluid, or oil touching it!

ozsmalltowngirl

G'Night Zig......hope you and the other girl find a cup :eek:

Medicated-Genius

Danimal wrote:

I just wanted to type something dirty. Hhahahahahaha.

LOL... tart!

TransplantedNewf

OffHeGoes29 wrote:

When I was in the Air Force, everybody washed there hands before they peed. I wouldn't want Jet fuel, hydraulic fluid, or oil touching it!

But can i asume you washed your hands after as well?
My friend figures his weiner is clean therefore there's no need to wash after peeing.

EvilMerlin

Krisdababe wrote:

But can i asume you washed your hands after as well?
My friend figures his weiner is clean therefore there's no need to wash after peeing.

Some guys 'weiners' are the cleanest part on their body. It's only touched with their own clean hands, always covered, and never exposed or engulfed in anything dirty.

When I was doing field work I would wash mine before and after. I figure it's the best habit. Nothing dirty touches it, and nothing from me touches anyone else. Some people think I'm crazy when they see me going in washing my hands first. But oh well.

Anon

I've been taught from birth to wash my hands since my Dad works in the medical field. I'm probably in the minority...

smithnic

I only wash my hands after I piss when I piss on my hands. Why should I wash my hands just when I touch myself. If I did that, I'd be washing all day!

holtz

A few years back a friend of mine admitted that he didn't even wash his hands if he had pooped. Needless to say I haven't shaken his hands since.

libragirl

that is gross....At my job I have heard people leaving the bathroom w/o washing their hands..that's why i use a papertowel to open up the door...lol

ZiggyStar

holtz wrote:

A few years back a friend of mine admitted that he didn't even wash his hands if he had pooped. Needless to say I haven't shaken his hands since.

EWWWWWW!!!!! That is friggin disgusting!

elmer

ZiggyStar wrote:

My boyfriend and I had one of his friends over for drinks (I've met him about 8 times so we're not 'close' friends) and I noticed that he wasn't washing his hands all night when he peed. I was going to say something but didn't want to make him feel uncomfortable etc so didn't.

I was pretty drunk and eating some anchovies out of a jar with my fingers (they're MY anchovies -my boyfriend hates them - and the jar was nearly finished) and I put the jar down to wash my hands and I turned around to see our friend WITH HIS FUCKING UNWASHED FINGERS IN MY JAR OF ANCHOVIES!!! :eek:

Sooooo fucking GROSS! And to make matters worse, he'd JUST come out of the toilet too about a minute before. :mad:

WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Is it that hard???? Makes me sick!

I ain't bothering to read through all the previous posts, only saying that for those not circumcised there is no benefit to washing hands, unless you wanna pick up others germs from the faucet.

I had warts on me hands when I was a wee young laddie, pissing on my hands cured the problem, not the acid rub prescribed by the doctor.