Boys, please please please WASH YOUR F**KING HANDS!!!!

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

even worse.....someone takes a dump while you're in the shower >insert spew smilie< and then flushes the toilet (better than leaving it there though)......stunk out AND scolded by boiling hot water :eek: :mad:

Leigh and I know a couple who do number 2s in front of each other because their bathroom and toilet are in the same room.....G-R-O-S-S!!! They do it ALL the time! Leigh has never seen me do a No 2. NEVER!!!! Okay, if I was really sick or something I could do it....but not by choice!

"Hi Darling" **KA-PLUNK SPLASH**

Danimal

Medicated-Genius wrote:

LMFAO, smartarse! I was talkin about doing it in the same room, and you know it......... :P

Hahahhaha! I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about. I was jus jivin'!

Dissidentman

ZiggyStar wrote:

Leigh and I know a couple who do number 2s in front of each other because their bathroom and toilet are in the same room.....G-R-O-S-S!!! They do it ALL the time! Leigh has never seen me do a No 2. NEVER!!!! Okay, if I was really sick or something I could do it....but not by choice!

"Hi Darling" **KA-PLUNK SPLASH**

Yeah, that would be a relationship killer for me...

Danimal

Medicated-Genius wrote:

LMFAO, smartarse! I was talkin about doing it in the same room, and you know it......... :P

Hmmm duplicate post by me.

ZiggyStar

dissidentman wrote:

Yeah, that would be a relationship killer for me...

Yeaahhh....there has to be SOME privacy! We've been together for 10 years and thankfully haven't resorted to that. I pee in front of him all the time though...

AND WASH MY HANDS AFTERWARDS!!!

know1

I don't think it's that big of a deal. People are way too fanatic about washing hands and anti-bacterial products these days. I think it's good to be exposed to bacteria to some degree as it gets your body used to fighting it off. I haven't been sick in years.

ZiggyStar

know1 wrote:

I don't think it's that big of a deal. People are way too fanatic about washing hands and anti-bacterial products these days. I think it's good to be exposed to bacteria to some degree as it gets your body used to fighting it off. I haven't been sick in years.

Hmmmm.....And you're sure that not being sick in years is a direct result of putting your penis and butt germs everywhere?

I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:

know1

ZiggyStar wrote:

Hmmmm.....And you're sure that not being sick in years is a direct result of putting your penis and butt germs everywhere?

I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:

So I guess you never touch one...with your hands or anything else....?

ZiggyStar

know1 wrote:

So I guess you never touch one...with your hands or anything else....?

Of course I do....but my partners of TEN YEARS and no one elses. I know his penis is clean, non-std, non-pussy, non-warty....

But if he stuck it in my anchovies I'd STILL be pissed off!

You'll never convince me otherwise.....everyone at my house MUST wash their hands after touching their vaginas or penises...and any other disgusting stuff for that matter. And I haven't been sick for years either!

blackredyellow

ZiggyStar wrote:

Hmmmm.....And you're sure that not being sick in years is a direct result of putting your penis and butt germs everywhere?

I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:

In the morning I take a shower and then get dressed. All morning long, my hands are touching everything from doorknobs, telephones, and every other germ infected place out there. When I go to the bathroom, my penis (which has been in my pants since I took a shower) is probably a hundred times cleaner than my hands. If anything I should wash my hands before touching it.

dunkman

ZiggyStar wrote:

I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:

there are more germs on your tongue than on a penis....

ozsmalltowngirl

Danimal wrote:

People take dumps in the shower in Australia? I heard peeing in the shower but this is just over the top!

So is that an Aussie thing then??? The shower does a better job than toilet paper



















I'M KIDDING!!!!!! :eek:

ZiggyStar

dunkman wrote:

there are more germs on your tongue than on a penis....

Depends whose penis.....

Dissidentman

ZiggyStar wrote:

Of course I do....but my partners of TEN YEARS and no one elses. I know his penis is clean, non-std, non-pussy, non-warty....

But if he stuck it in my anchovies I'd STILL be pissed off!

You'll never convince me otherwise.....everyone at my house MUST wash their hands after touching their vaginas or penises...and any other disgusting stuff for that matter. And I haven't been sick for years either!

This sounds like sour grapes because you can't stick your vagina in the anchovies.

Medicated-Genius

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

So is that an Aussie thing then??? The shower does a better job than toilet paper




















I'M KIDDING!!!!!! :eek:

Poor mans version of the Bidet`?

ozsmalltowngirl

ZiggyStar wrote:

Leigh and I know a couple who do number 2s in front of each other because their bathroom and toilet are in the same room.....G-R-O-S-S!!! They do it ALL the time! Leigh has never seen me do a No 2. NEVER!!!! Okay, if I was really sick or something I could do it....but not by choice!

"Hi Darling" **KA-PLUNK SPLASH**

Oh Zig......it's a sign of true love if you can take a shit and hold a conversation with your hubby/boyfriend etc; at the same time

I s'pose you don't fart in front of him either :rolleyes:

ozsmalltowngirl

know1 wrote:

I don't think it's that big of a deal. People are way too fanatic about washing hands and anti-bacterial products these days. I think it's good to be exposed to bacteria to some degree as it gets your body used to fighting it off. I haven't been sick in years.

errrrrr...you're full o' shit!

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Oh Zig......it's a sign of true love if you can take a shit and hold a conversation with your hubby/boyfriend etc; at the same time

I s'pose you don't fart in front of him either :rolleyes:

Are you serious? Naaaah, I just can't do it! You do it, don't you??? SICKO!!!!!!!

There is a MASSIVE difference between farting and wiping your arse in front of someone!

ozsmalltowngirl

ZiggyStar wrote:

Are you serious? Naaaah, I just can't do it! You do it, don't you??? SICKO!!!!!!!

There is a MASSIVE difference between farting and wiping your arse in front of someone!

Bloody hell....I've had 3 kids to the man.....I have NO dignety left :rolleyes:

know1

blackredyellow wrote:

In the morning I take a shower and then get dressed. All morning long, my hands are touching everything from doorknobs, telephones, and every other germ infected place out there. When I go to the bathroom, my penis (which has been in my pants since I took a shower) is probably a hundred times cleaner than my hands. If anything I should wash my hands before touching it.

Very good point. I'm not saying I don't wash my hands, but there are a lot of people that are over the top with it.

Isn't urine actually some sort of disinfectant or anti-bacterial agent due to the ammonia?