Boys, please please please WASH YOUR F**KING HANDS!!!!

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  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Hmmmm.....And you're sure that not being sick in years is a direct result of putting your penis and butt germs everywhere?

    I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:

    A lot people put penis's in their mouth and they don't get sick.
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  • comon Zig. I thought a gutter trash ho like you would be all for shitting in front of Leigh!

    Door open for me all the time, unless we have guests!!
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Danimal wrote:
    A lot people put penis's in their mouth and they don't get sick.

    But a lot of other people put them in their mouths and DO get sick.... :o
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  • brainofmebrainofme Posts: 231
    just need to add this:

    you know that kissing a dog is more hygenic than kissing a human? dogs have much more antibacteric "things" in their mouth than humans, they don't even have to brush their teeth. i don't want to kiss a dog though... ;-)
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    comon Zig. I thought a gutter trash ho like you would be all for shitting in front of Leigh!

    Door open for me all the time, unless we have guests!!

    Well there goes your front row 10C ticket for next tour, BITCH!
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Bloody hell....I've had 3 kids to the man.....I have NO dignety left :rolleyes:

    SICKO!!!!! :D hehehehe
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  • know1 wrote:
    Very good point. I'm not saying I don't wash my hands, but there are a lot of people that are over the top with it.

    Isn't urine actually some sort of disinfectant or anti-bacterial agent due to the ammonia?


    Kinda, anti bacterial properties only in the case of some bacterias. It's more a competition. Bacteria in the urinary tract are there competing against pathogenic or opportunistic bacteria to keep the urinary tract healthy. When that bacteria, which is beneficial in one part of the body, transfers to another part of the body where it doesn't belong, it becomes opportunistic and can cause infection. E-coli for instance, lives in every healthy persons colon, but if that same bacteria is transferred to an open wound, or into the mouth, severe problems can occur.

    I agree with you in part. We don't need to be disinfecting everything we touch. Not only would various pathogens become resistant, but our own immune systems would weaken. But washing yer hands after using the toilet, regardless of what you've done in there, is a given.
  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    Well there goes your front row 10C ticket for next tour, BITCH!

    I promise I wont do Number 2's in front of you!!!
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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    SICKO!!!!! :D hehehehe
    That's it!!!! If I come over to Townsville to visit Glenn....I'm gonna take a dump in your dunny - with the door OPEN!!!!!!! :D




    I WILL wash my hands after though :)
  • Danimal wrote:
    A lot people put penis's in their mouth and they don't get sick.

    You'd like to think that most people putting penises in their mouths have a little bit of an idea about how healthy said penis is. Like, is it covered in herpes blisters or is it oozing some kinda green pasty goop. The problem with the fingers in the anchovies jar, is that she doesn't know the health of that guys schlong. Not to mention the fact he could have hung a crap in there and wiped his arse with just a teeny bit too little toilet paper........... ack!
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    That's it!!!! If I come over to TV to visit Glenn....I'm gonna take a dump in your dunny - with the door OPEN!!!!!!! :D




    I WILL wash my hands after though :)

    Go ahead! I've put on my surgeons mask already! :D ha ha ha
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    You'd like to think that most people putting penises in their mouths have a little bit of an idea about how healthy said penis is. Like, is it covered in herpes blisters or is it oozing some kinda green pasty goop. The problem with the fingers in the anchovies jar, is that she doesn't know the health of that guys schlong. Not to mention the fact he could have hung a crap in there and wiped his arse with just a teeny bit too little toilet paper........... ack!

    EXACTLY!!!! Someone understands! Thank you! :)
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I promise I wont do Number 2's in front of you!!!

    OKAY!! You're back with me again! :D
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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Go ahead! I've put on my surgeons mask already! :D ha ha ha
    and when I'm done, I'll just yell (really loud) "Ziiiiggyyyyyyy!! I'm finiiiiished!!" :D
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    and when I'm done, I'll just yell (really loud) "Ziiiiggyyyyyyy!! I'm finiiiiished!!" :D

    Then I'll walk in to you wearing my astronaut suit carrying the backyard hose! "BEND OVER!!" :D
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  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    OKAY!! You're back with me again! :D

    Is a Fluff ok though? Sometimes the little suckers just pop out :o
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  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    You'd like to think that most people putting penises in their mouths have a little bit of an idea about how healthy said penis is. Like, is it covered in herpes blisters or is it oozing some kinda green pasty goop. The problem with the fingers in the anchovies jar, is that she doesn't know the health of that guys schlong. Not to mention the fact he could have hung a crap in there and wiped his arse with just a teeny bit too little toilet paper........... ack!

    I just wanted to type something dirty. Hhahahahahaha.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Is a Fluff ok though? Sometimes the little suckers just pop out :o

    hahaha LOL

    Fluffs are okay....smelly farts are not. We're in a tight place....you might harm Eddie!
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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Is a Fluff ok though? Sometimes the little suckers just pop out :o
    well that would depend on if you've been eating sundried tomatoes or not ;):D
  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    why were you eating Anchovies (of all things) straight out of the jar....
    Olives...OK... Anchovies???
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  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    and when I'm done, I'll just yell (really loud) "Ziiiiggyyyyyyy!! I'm finiiiiished!!" :D


    sometimes to be funny, i'll yell

    "B, i'm finished, come wipe me."


    when i'm told to get fucked i say "what happens if i lose my arms, you gotta practice"

    she says even if i had no arms she wouldn't wipe my arse. what a great wife i have.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    NYbenben wrote:
    why were you eating Anchovies (of all things) straight out of the jar....
    Olives...OK... Anchovies???

    Because I'm addicted to seafood at the moment! :o Anchovies satisfy my cravings quickly.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    sometimes to be funny, i'll yell

    "B, i'm finished, come wipe me."

    when i'm told to get fucked i say "what happens if i lose my arms, you gotta practice"

    she says even if i had no arms she wouldn't wipe my arse. what a great wife i have.

    I'm with B....Install a bidet!
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  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    I knew a guy at work that never washed his hands after he shit. He said "thats what toilet paper is for"........gross mother fucker.
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  • I had this conversation with a good friend of mine. He washes his hands BEFORE he pees. He doesn't want to touch his clean penis with dirty hands. Then he doesn't wash his hands after.

    WTF? What kind of logic is that? :rolleyes:
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    sometimes to be funny, i'll yell

    "B, i'm finished, come wipe me."


    when i'm told to get fucked i say "what happens if i lose my arms, you gotta practice"

    she says even if i had no arms she wouldn't wipe my arse. what a great wife i have.
    Haha.....I remember when Maddi first started using the toilet and if she'd had a poop she'd just appear wherever I was - I could've been watching telly, making a cuppa....with a friend :eek: and she'd have a really long piece of toilet paper in her hand....give it to me and just turn around and bend over (meaning for me to wipe her bum).


    I dare ya to try that with B :D
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I knew a guy at work that never washed his hands after he shit. He said "thats what toilet paper is for"........gross mother fucker.


    WHAT????????????????????????????????????
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Haha.....I remember when Maddi first started using the toilet and if she'd had a poop she'd just appear wherever I was - I could've been watching telly, making a cuppa....with a friend :eek: and she'd have a really long piece of toilet paper in her hand....give it to me and just turn around and bend over (meaning for me to wipe her bum).


    I dare ya to try that with B :D


    ha ha, yeah i think i might.









    if i want her to kick me outta the house.
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  • well that would depend on if you've been eating sundried tomatoes or not ;):D


    that was a bad day Kyl.... a bad day for the ozone layer :(
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  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    Krisdababe wrote:
    I had this conversation with a good friend of mine. He washes his hands BEFORE he pees. He doesn't want to touch his clean penis with dirty hands. Then he doesn't wash his hands after.

    WTF? What kind of logic is that? :rolleyes:

    When I was in the Air Force, everybody washed there hands before they peed. I wouldn't want Jet fuel, hydraulic fluid, or oil touching it!
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