Hmmmm.....And you're sure that not being sick in years is a direct result of putting your penis and butt germs everywhere?
I don't know. When someone's just touched their penis and then put their finger in my little oily jar of anchovies, I think that's a big deal. Maybe I'm overracting -- but HE TOUCHED HIS PENIS!!!! :eek:
A lot people put penis's in their mouth and they don't get sick.
"I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive
you know that kissing a dog is more hygenic than kissing a human? dogs have much more antibacteric "things" in their mouth than humans, they don't even have to brush their teeth. i don't want to kiss a dog though... ;-)
Very good point. I'm not saying I don't wash my hands, but there are a lot of people that are over the top with it.
Isn't urine actually some sort of disinfectant or anti-bacterial agent due to the ammonia?
Kinda, anti bacterial properties only in the case of some bacterias. It's more a competition. Bacteria in the urinary tract are there competing against pathogenic or opportunistic bacteria to keep the urinary tract healthy. When that bacteria, which is beneficial in one part of the body, transfers to another part of the body where it doesn't belong, it becomes opportunistic and can cause infection. E-coli for instance, lives in every healthy persons colon, but if that same bacteria is transferred to an open wound, or into the mouth, severe problems can occur.
I agree with you in part. We don't need to be disinfecting everything we touch. Not only would various pathogens become resistant, but our own immune systems would weaken. But washing yer hands after using the toilet, regardless of what you've done in there, is a given.
A lot people put penis's in their mouth and they don't get sick.
You'd like to think that most people putting penises in their mouths have a little bit of an idea about how healthy said penis is. Like, is it covered in herpes blisters or is it oozing some kinda green pasty goop. The problem with the fingers in the anchovies jar, is that she doesn't know the health of that guys schlong. Not to mention the fact he could have hung a crap in there and wiped his arse with just a teeny bit too little toilet paper........... ack!
You'd like to think that most people putting penises in their mouths have a little bit of an idea about how healthy said penis is. Like, is it covered in herpes blisters or is it oozing some kinda green pasty goop. The problem with the fingers in the anchovies jar, is that she doesn't know the health of that guys schlong. Not to mention the fact he could have hung a crap in there and wiped his arse with just a teeny bit too little toilet paper........... ack!
You'd like to think that most people putting penises in their mouths have a little bit of an idea about how healthy said penis is. Like, is it covered in herpes blisters or is it oozing some kinda green pasty goop. The problem with the fingers in the anchovies jar, is that she doesn't know the health of that guys schlong. Not to mention the fact he could have hung a crap in there and wiped his arse with just a teeny bit too little toilet paper........... ack!
I just wanted to type something dirty. Hhahahahahaha.
"I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive
I had this conversation with a good friend of mine. He washes his hands BEFORE he pees. He doesn't want to touch his clean penis with dirty hands. Then he doesn't wash his hands after.
when i'm told to get fucked i say "what happens if i lose my arms, you gotta practice"
she says even if i had no arms she wouldn't wipe my arse. what a great wife i have.
Haha.....I remember when Maddi first started using the toilet and if she'd had a poop she'd just appear wherever I was - I could've been watching telly, making a cuppa....with a friend :eek: and she'd have a really long piece of toilet paper in her hand....give it to me and just turn around and bend over (meaning for me to wipe her bum).
Haha.....I remember when Maddi first started using the toilet and if she'd had a poop she'd just appear wherever I was - I could've been watching telly, making a cuppa....with a friend :eek: and she'd have a really long piece of toilet paper in her hand....give it to me and just turn around and bend over (meaning for me to wipe her bum).
I had this conversation with a good friend of mine. He washes his hands BEFORE he pees. He doesn't want to touch his clean penis with dirty hands. Then he doesn't wash his hands after.
WTF? What kind of logic is that? :rolleyes:
When I was in the Air Force, everybody washed there hands before they peed. I wouldn't want Jet fuel, hydraulic fluid, or oil touching it!
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A lot people put penis's in their mouth and they don't get sick.
Door open for me all the time, unless we have guests!!
But a lot of other people put them in their mouths and DO get sick....
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you know that kissing a dog is more hygenic than kissing a human? dogs have much more antibacteric "things" in their mouth than humans, they don't even have to brush their teeth. i don't want to kiss a dog though... ;-)
Munich, Germany 2007
Well there goes your front row 10C ticket for next tour, BITCH!
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SICKO!!!!! hehehehe
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Kinda, anti bacterial properties only in the case of some bacterias. It's more a competition. Bacteria in the urinary tract are there competing against pathogenic or opportunistic bacteria to keep the urinary tract healthy. When that bacteria, which is beneficial in one part of the body, transfers to another part of the body where it doesn't belong, it becomes opportunistic and can cause infection. E-coli for instance, lives in every healthy persons colon, but if that same bacteria is transferred to an open wound, or into the mouth, severe problems can occur.
I agree with you in part. We don't need to be disinfecting everything we touch. Not only would various pathogens become resistant, but our own immune systems would weaken. But washing yer hands after using the toilet, regardless of what you've done in there, is a given.
I promise I wont do Number 2's in front of you!!!
I WILL wash my hands after though
You'd like to think that most people putting penises in their mouths have a little bit of an idea about how healthy said penis is. Like, is it covered in herpes blisters or is it oozing some kinda green pasty goop. The problem with the fingers in the anchovies jar, is that she doesn't know the health of that guys schlong. Not to mention the fact he could have hung a crap in there and wiped his arse with just a teeny bit too little toilet paper........... ack!
Go ahead! I've put on my surgeons mask already! ha ha ha
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EXACTLY!!!! Someone understands! Thank you!
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OKAY!! You're back with me again!
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Then I'll walk in to you wearing my astronaut suit carrying the backyard hose! "BEND OVER!!"
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Is a Fluff ok though? Sometimes the little suckers just pop out
I just wanted to type something dirty. Hhahahahahaha.
hahaha LOL
Fluffs are okay....smelly farts are not. We're in a tight place....you might harm Eddie!
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Olives...OK... Anchovies???
and still jonesing for another show....
"the waiting drove me mad..."
sometimes to be funny, i'll yell
"B, i'm finished, come wipe me."
when i'm told to get fucked i say "what happens if i lose my arms, you gotta practice"
she says even if i had no arms she wouldn't wipe my arse. what a great wife i have.
Because I'm addicted to seafood at the moment! Anchovies satisfy my cravings quickly.
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I'm with B....Install a bidet!
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WTF? What kind of logic is that? :rolleyes:
"To is a preposition.
Come is a verb"
I dare ya to try that with B
WHAT????????????????????????????????????
ha ha, yeah i think i might.
if i want her to kick me outta the house.
that was a bad day Kyl.... a bad day for the ozone layer :(
When I was in the Air Force, everybody washed there hands before they peed. I wouldn't want Jet fuel, hydraulic fluid, or oil touching it!