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  • dunkman wrote:
    its like all those non-parents out there telling parents how to raise their kids... its like getting fashion tips from an american... or sex tips from an irish person... or tip tips from a scottish person... etc. :thumbup:



    "Ironic"

    An old man turned ninety-eight
    He won the lottery and died the next day
    It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
    It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
    And isn't it ironic... don't you think

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought... it figures

    Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
    He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
    He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
    And as the plane crashed down he thought
    "Well isn't this nice..."
    And isn't it ironic... don't you think

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought... it figures

    Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
    When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
    And life has a funny way of helping you out when
    You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
    In your face

    A traffic jam when you're already late
    A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
    It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
    It's meeting the man of my dreams
    And then meeting his beautiful wife
    And isn't it ironic...don't you think
    A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought... it figures

    Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
    Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
    Helping you out


    :mrgreen:


    and i know, none of that is really 'ironic'..but just work with me here...;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    dunkman wrote:
    its like all those non-parents out there telling parents how to raise their kids... its like getting fashion tips from an american... or sex tips from an irish person... or tip tips from a scottish person... etc. :thumbup:



    "Ironic"

    An old man turned ninety-eight
    He won the lottery and died the next day
    It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
    It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
    And isn't it ironic... don't you think

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought... it figures

    Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
    He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
    He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
    And as the plane crashed down he thought
    "Well isn't this nice..."
    And isn't it ironic... don't you think

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought... it figures

    Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
    When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
    And life has a funny way of helping you out when
    You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
    In your face

    A traffic jam when you're already late
    A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
    It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
    It's meeting the man of my dreams
    And then meeting his beautiful wife
    And isn't it ironic...don't you think
    A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought... it figures

    Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
    Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
    Helping you out


    :mrgreen:


    and i know, none of that is really 'ironic'..but just work with me here...;)


    i see your ironic and raise you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg

    ;) :thumbup:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:

    i see your ironic and raise you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg

    ;) :thumbup:

    i'll have to check that out later.
    bit too early in the workday to be checking out youtube. :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    dunkman wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    its like all those non-parents out there telling parents how to raise their kids... its like getting fashion tips from an american... or sex tips from an irish person... or tip tips from a scottish person... etc. :thumbup:



    "Ironic"

    An old man turned ninety-eight
    He won the lottery and died the next day
    It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
    It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
    And isn't it ironic... don't you think

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought... it figures

    Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
    He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
    He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
    And as the plane crashed down he thought
    "Well isn't this nice..."
    And isn't it ironic... don't you think

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought... it figures

    Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
    When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
    And life has a funny way of helping you out when
    You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
    In your face

    A traffic jam when you're already late
    A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
    It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
    It's meeting the man of my dreams
    And then meeting his beautiful wife
    And isn't it ironic...don't you think
    A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

    It's like rain on your wedding day
    It's a free ride when you've already paid
    It's the good advice that you just didn't take
    Who would've thought... it figures

    Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
    Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
    Helping you out


    :mrgreen:


    and i know, none of that is really 'ironic'..but just work with me here...;)


    i see your ironic and raise you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg

    ;) :thumbup:

    That's funny..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    time to lock the thread when alanis is being quoted :lol:;)
  • -Buru-
    -Buru- Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 1,292
    dunkman wrote:

    i see your ironic and raise you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg

    ;) :thumbup:


    that is fantastic!! :lol::lol:
    I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream...
    If I knew where it was I would take you there.

  • OffHeGoes29
    OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    seem anyway...that those with the least life *experience* of certain things so often come off as the *experts* on a given topic? spewing opinion after opinion like an 'authority' on a given topic or simply feel the need to espouse their thoughts/beliefs on a subject they know little to none about? or, when someone poses a question to a specific demographic, 90% of the respondents seem to be NOT the demographic questioned? :p



    is it some sort of bizarre twist of human nature? is it the internet? :D and no, i am in NO way saying those with little to no experience or who were not directly asked to participate NOT do so - all ARe entitled to their opinions and to SHARE them, of COURSE - but i think it's a weird phenomena at best. :)



    just curious....

    WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T GO INTO "A MOVING TRAIN"!

    Hers my view:

    People without expereince: can formulate a reasonable explaination on something because they just don't see or know what the reality is, or whats involved.

    People with experience: were once people with out experience and know that their opinion didn't survive first contact with reality.
    BRING BACK THE WHALE
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how Internet cliques are formed.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    I know a little about everything..jack of all trades, master of nothing! :P
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    libragirl wrote:
    I know a little about everything..jack of all trades, master of nothing! :P
    very attractive :P
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • tinkerbell
    tinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    What is up with all these old threads being brought out of hiding??

    People are stupid ... except of course you
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    tinkerbell wrote:
    What is up with all these old threads being brought out of hiding??

    People are stupid ... except of course you


    you don't like old threads?
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    74% of my posts are just me goofing around on here... the other 41% are me lecturing people about Maths...



    in relation to your topic, i think my only annoyance is when people post a thread which is actually entitled "Parents: any ideas?" and then 84% of the people in it are actually non-parents telling that threadstarter to smack his kids and feed them compost... and yes the other 39% of them are parents... the last 4% is me lecturing about Maths... probably.
    :lol:
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    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    GTD was epic in this thread. i feel bad bumping this on the account of GTD really did have problems, but damn these were fun times.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?