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  • thunderDANthunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    Pierce wrote:
    did anyone hear the show today...when they were fucking with eric the midget...i laughed my ass off....REDRUM

    yeah that was great
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Pierce wrote:
    did anyone hear the show today...when they were fucking with eric the midget...i laughed my ass off....REDRUM

    He's such a bastard. When he was yelling and they kept playing it back at him was so hysterical. So glad George is back!
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    He's such a bastard. When he was yelling and they kept playing it back at him was so hysterical. So glad George is back!


    George cracks me up everytime!! :D

    I can't see EVER starting my day without Howard and all his craziness from the studio!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • LostdoggieLostdoggie Posts: 257
    As much as I hate Eric the Midget I love when he calls in. It's usually one of the funniest points of the show. SHUDDUP!
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    The show earlier today that guy calls in about his wife who had cancer, well Howard was very sweet to her. Anyway, the part that had me laughing in the car was when she told Howard that she was too black to wear a blonde wig or weave, and then Howard says "are you Wesley Snipes dark", and she's like, "hell no that is midnight black". Howard's like "so you are just 9pm dark"!! hehehe Cracked me the hell up! :p

    Glad she's all right though, she was a good sport and her husband was really nice!! :)


    Howard's awesome!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • LostdoggieLostdoggie Posts: 257
    I just can't believe Katy Perry is a 32dd. Only Howard could get that information.
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  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Lostdoggie wrote:
    I just can't believe Katy Perry is a 32dd. Only Howard could get that information.

    That's why he's the master interviewer!! Sal's version of that song makes me want to gag!
  • rriversrrivers Posts: 3,696
    Gary is so annoying. Because I have no life I am listening to the replay of the wrap up show on a Saturday and Gary just said, "It's the weirdest thing and it's a weird phenomenon." He says "it is the weirdest thing" or "it's the funniest thing" before 98% of the things he says.
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • LostdoggieLostdoggie Posts: 257
    rrivers wrote:
    Gary is so annoying. Because I have no life I am listening to the replay of the wrap up show on a Saturday and Gary just said, "It's the weirdest thing and it's a weird phenomenon." He says "it is the weirdest thing" or "it's the funniest thing" before 98% of the things he says.

    I like Gary but you are correct about this. Craig Gass does a great impression of Gary.
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  • This week, I forget what day it was, when they were acting like they couldn't hear Eric the midget on the phone...that was the hardest Ive laughed in a long time. They could have him on five hours a day and Id be happy.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    This week, I forget what day it was, when they were acting like they couldn't hear Eric the midget on the phone...that was the hardest Ive laughed in a long time. They could have him on five hours a day and Id be happy.


    that was genius....that little fucker cracks me up....he's such a tool and doesn't know it :D


    more ETM i say :D
  • rriversrrivers Posts: 3,696
    This week, I forget what day it was, when they were acting like they couldn't hear Eric the midget on the phone...that was the hardest Ive laughed in a long time. They could have him on five hours a day and Id be happy.

    I heard that this morning. I'm an Eric fan too.
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • LostdoggieLostdoggie Posts: 257
    I love Eric, mainly because the sound effects Fred plays crack me up.
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  • long red wrote:
    fuckin great.

    "I dabbled my wang with latex."

    mmm latex fetishes are fun.
    There is something about peeling it off your partner to expose their bare skin~
    so boys......where do you want me?
  • rriversrrivers Posts: 3,696
    Lostdoggie wrote:
    I love Eric, mainly because the sound effects Fred plays crack me up.

    That zero point zero sound effect is getting old though.
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • Does anyone know the name of, or where to get, Robin's theme song? I can't find it anywhere.
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  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Does anyone know the name of, or where to get, Robin's theme song? I can't find it anywhere.


    My buddy somehow gets them and uses them as ringtones. He sent me Black Tits a while ago. Makes for a great ringtone when the inlaws are over the house!!
  • NickyNoochNickyNooch Posts: 629
    I wish I hadn't heard it on the replay and heard it live that Eric the Midget wasn't a mod in his JSFC chatroom. I think I would just keep typing, "ack ack" and "0.0" over and over to piss him off.

    Did Johnny and him eventually smooth everything over? I never heard of everything is cool again after Eric said he wouldn't go to the event Johnny booked for him.

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  • thunderDANthunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    My buddy somehow gets them and uses them as ringtones. He sent me Black Tits a while ago. Makes for a great ringtone when the inlaws are over the house!!

    BIG BLACK BEAUTIFUL TITS!
  • ChrissybChrissyb Posts: 122
    rrivers wrote:
    That zero point zero sound effect is getting old though.

    but the "shatup" one is perfect!!

    I hate it when they are on vacation.
    **find what you love, love what you find**
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    what work exactly do they need a vacation from? :rolleyes:
  • PiercePierce Posts: 71
    they have to spend their money sometime....
  • LostdoggieLostdoggie Posts: 257
    I miss those quick news cast type clips. "Shits her pants while she was jogging". I think it was Richard who did them.

    Oh, and this site is pretty good: http://howardsternbits.com/
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    7/02/03, 7/03/03, 7/11/03 - Mansfield
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    5/24/06, 5/25/06 - Boston
    6/28/08, 6/30/08 - Mansfield
  • Lostdoggie wrote:
    I miss those quick news cast type clips. "Shits her pants while she was jogging". I think it was Richard who did them.

    Oh, and this site is pretty good: http://howardsternbits.com/


    oh mannnnn, those robin quivers songs are effffin hilarious.....im crackin up here lol.
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  • igotid88igotid88 Posts: 27,791
    too many vacations.
    I miss igotid88
  • rriversrrivers Posts: 3,696
    Lostdoggie wrote:
    I miss those quick news cast type clips. "Shits her pants while she was jogging". I think it was Richard who did them.

    Oh, and this site is pretty good: http://howardsternbits.com/

    Thanks for that site.
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • LostdoggieLostdoggie Posts: 257
    rrivers wrote:
    Thanks for that site.


    You're welcome. Every time I venture over there I end up spending an hour on it laughing.
    Sometimes life don't leave you alone

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    8/29/00, 8/30/00 - Mansfield
    7/02/03, 7/03/03, 7/11/03 - Mansfield
    9/28/04, 9/29/04 - Boston
    5/24/06, 5/25/06 - Boston
    6/28/08, 6/30/08 - Mansfield
  • muppetmuppet Posts: 980
    Hey guys, sorry if this has been asked before or that I'm missing the obvious.

    But I don't live in the USA, and was wondering whether it was possible to get Stern's show on a podcast or something? Or do I have to resort to downloading torrents?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    muppet wrote:
    Hey guys, sorry if this has been asked before or that I'm missing the obvious.

    But I don't live in the USA, and was wondering whether it was possible to get Stern's show on a podcast or something? Or do I have to resort to downloading torrents?


    you can sign up for an internet only subscription for sirius

    or torrents
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    oh mannnnn, those robin quivers songs are effffin hilarious.....im crackin up here lol.


    Masturbates with meats and vegetables!! All those that Richard does are great. Along with Steve Langford has a huge penis. No matter what aggrevations we may get with the show at times, it really is something great. I hope we get another 5 out of Howard.
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