Things that sound dirty but aren't.

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  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    When Giada de Laurentis says "Mmmmmmmmmmm....."
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    sennin wrote:
    When Giada de Laurentis says "Mmmmmmmmmmm....."
    When Sennin describes GDL saying "Mmmmmmmmmm......"

    I am turning you into a dweeb for JAM.
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    Tea bag..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    The Champ wrote:
    Tea bag..

    We like teabags in England. :D Very satisfying... especially first thing in the morning.
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    We like tea bags in England. :D

    Nice ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    We like teabags in England. :D Very satisfying... especially first thing in the morning.

    Damn right!! American chicks aren't that into it for some odd reason..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    The Champ wrote:
    Damn right!! American chicks aren't that into it for some odd reason..
    No, for some weird reason we don't like being slapped on the face by balls..go figure...
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, for some weird reason we don't like being slapped on the face by balls..go figure...

    I was talking about a cup of tea. :confused:
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, for some weird reason we don't like being slapped on the face by balls..go figure...

    If done properly, there should be no slapping involved...that could get messy..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I was talking about a cup of tea. :confused:

    Me too, I don't know what Trix is talking about..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • Trailer
    Trailer Posts: 1,431
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, for some weird reason we don't like being slapped on the face by balls..go figure...

    CLASSIC!!! :D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Moist.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Moist.

    ew, shudders... I hate that word..
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    GraySaturday wrote:
    ew, shudders... I hate that word..

    ME TOO!! It's awful!!!!!!!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    My mom always tells a story about my dads sister when she was a teenager going to Friendly's and ordering a "Fudgeanna" and cracking up so badly she couldn't speak for like 10 mins afterwards.
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    entry-level position
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    good lord where do i start?
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • firstquartermoon
    firstquartermoon Posts: 103
    powerstroke.

    I was putting a bed together and was threading the bolt when I busted a nut.
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    cock fighting
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    good lord where do i start?
    FILTHY talk that :p
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you

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