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Things that sound dirty but aren't.

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    "failedpersephone"

    :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    "Wankle Rotary Engine" (now I'm all embarrassed)
    be philanthropic
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    adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,505
    Lil' Cucci's Pizzeria in Forest, VA outside of Lynchburg. What were they thinking?
    I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me.
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    paddypaddy Posts: 104
    Muff - A town in County Donegal, Ireland.
    Hello, is there anybody in there?
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    "I have to truss the turkey after I stuff it"
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    paddy wrote:
    Muff - A town in County Donegal, Ireland.

    Humptulips - a town in Washington, USA
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    roarroar Posts: 1,116
    Shagnasty's Food & Spirits -- Deer Park, WA, USA
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    xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,120
    dribble penetration - you hear basketball announcers talk about it all the time as well as coaches.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
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    NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dribble penetration - you hear basketball announcers talk about it all the time as well as coaches.


    hehe thats good
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    senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    US Olympic swimmer....

    Misty Hymen


    .
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    sennin wrote:
    US Olympic swimmer....

    Misty Hymen


    .

    c'mon! at some point in the family lineage i can't believe the last name wasn't changed.....and even then, misty?!?!!? parents are assholes....:p :D
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    AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Cocks and Nipples

    Damn, how was I to know that if you search for Nipple on wikipedia a picture of a female breast would appear in excellent resolution. Thankfully everyone at work has gone home.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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    sennin wrote:
    US Olympic swimmer....

    Misty Hymen


    .

    Hyman...the other hymen

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misty_Hyman
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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    prismprism Posts: 2,440
    you kinda wonder what guys think when they hear of someone reffered to as "the head nurse"
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    AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    prism wrote:
    you kinda wonder what guys think when they hear of someone reffered to as "the head nurse"

    Depends if it's in the red light district.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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    AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Speaking of which, there is a house near my apartment that frequently has a red light on the front porch. I wonder if they are prostitutes. But I'm the only one who seems to think that red lights on porches means prostitution.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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    CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,224
    Egg Nog. It just sounds like... well... if you jacked off an egg... just nasty.
    ...
    Oh, and 'Turgid Dong'.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
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    corycory Posts: 736
    How about "Hey Tom, come over here and fuck me in the butt."

    No wait, that is dirty. Nevermind.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
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    Masticate

    shuttlecock

    pontoon boat.

    fudge pack

    sigh...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    lol, masticate.

    I don't mean to sound queer or nothin', but I used to masticate with my family.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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    adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,505
    Horneytown, NC isn't far from where I live in High Point. It's kinda close to Climax, NC. Bunch of pervs must have lived around here back in the day...

    http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?go=1&do=nw&rmm=1&un=m&cl=EN&ct=NA&rsres=1&1ffi=&1l=&1g=&1pl=&1v=&1n=&2ffi=&2l=&2g=&2pl=&2v=&2n=&1pn=&1a=&1c=Horneytown&1s=NC&1z=&2pn=&2a=&2c=Climax&2s=NC&2z=&r=f
    I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me.
    __________________________________________________________
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    xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,120
    how does this thread go six pages without any mention of intercourse pennsylvania...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Skid mark.
    Underpass.
    back door.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
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    AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,323
    The Dandenongs
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
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    nutmeg81nutmeg81 Posts: 627
    dirty cunt.......!!
    26/10/96 dublin
    01/06/00 dublin
    23/08/06 dublin
    11/09/06 paris
    18/06/07 london
    17/08/09 manchester
    18/08/09 london
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    CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,224
    Mike Hunt
    Dick Hertz
    Hugh G. Rexon
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
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    doogdoog Posts: 59
    Just north of Detroit, off I-75, there is a city called Troy. One of the exits in Troy is called 'Big Beaver Road.' Care to guess what number the exit is?

    You got it... Exit 69! ........I kid you not! :)
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    senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    Houston Nutt's brother.....Dickey Nutt
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