Things that sound dirty but aren't.

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  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    liquored up
    Nice shirt.
  • satansbedbugs
    satansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,413
    How about Douche
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    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
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    after an hour or so of playing with the catnip mouse the cat fell asleep in my lap and the boss's 17 yr old daughter comes into the room and says

    "....wow looks like you've really worn my pussy out today"
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  • Heather Evers
    Heather Evers Posts: 168
    that package is too big for my little box!!!
    If I had known then...what I know now...

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  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    u coming?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I was just thinking the other day that Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' sounded dirty.. and painful.. and ever since then, haven't been able to listen to it in the same light. I mean really Johnny, you have a firey ring?

    Love is a burning thing
    And it makes a firey ring
    Bound by love's desire
    I fell into a ring of fire..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    caucausion; it's kinda like cock and occasion together!
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  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    "I wouldnt mind a lil more head."


    why does it always go back to the dunkman? :P
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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Heather Evers wrote:
    that package is too big for my little box!!!

    Believe it or not...I've actually said that to someone, or very similar. Imagine some lady sticks her head out the bedroom window, and I'm at the door and shout up.."I've got a big package for you, it's much too big for your box".
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    "I wouldnt mind a lil more head."


    why does it always go back to the dunkman? :P


    brownstar sounds dirty to me
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I was just thinking the other day that Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' sounded dirty.. and painful.. and ever since then, haven't been able to listen to it in the same light. I mean really Johnny, you have a firey ring?

    Really? Dirty? It makes me think of someone that's had a really hot curry the night before. :o
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    The Weiner Circle in Chicago
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I was just thinking the other day that Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' sounded dirty.. and painful.. and ever since then, haven't been able to listen to it in the same light. I mean really Johnny, you have a firey ring?

    Love is a burning thing
    And it makes a firey ring
    Bound by love's desire
    I fell into a ring of fire..

    He must! June Carter Cash wrote that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Wine stem...oh wait..guess you had to be there.
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  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    sextuplets
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Saturnal wrote:
    sextuplets

    hehehehe...That TOTALLY sounds dirty.
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  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,448
    some things you may hear at the dinner table


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    Two Birds Posts: 256
    "I'm arriving"

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  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    The Weiner Circle in Chicago

    The Pink Taco in Vegoose.

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