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    shaggy15shaggy15 Posts: 190
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Masticate

    shuttlecock

    pontoon boat.

    fudge pack

    sigh...
    I got shuttle cock in high school ( my last name is shuttleworth)
    like a dog chasing a car, I do not know what i would do with it if i caught it----Joker

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    shaggy15shaggy15 Posts: 190
    tenticals
    like a dog chasing a car, I do not know what i would do with it if i caught it----Joker

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    yahamitayahamita Posts: 1,514
    yea, living in Oregon, I hear all sorts of Beaver and Big "O" jokes...
    I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me...GUARANTEED!

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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    Dick Trickle,
    auto racer


    :D:D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    http://humormeblog.beloblog.com/archives/NIT%20WEST%20VIRGINIA2

    LOL! This one always makes me laugh! What a typo! :p
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    how does this thread go six pages without any mention of intercourse pennsylvania...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania


    Wasn't there that old joke:

    In order to get to Paradise you have to go through Intercourse and hopefully you don't hit Blue Ball. Something like that? Gotta love Pennsylvania!
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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,917
    At the tennis club:

    "What kind of balls would you like?"
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    KatzenjammerKatzenjammer Posts: 57
    "Stroking the male ego."
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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,917
    woodpecker
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    patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    ''Ballcock'' -A ballcock (also balltap or fill valve) is a mechanism for filling water tanks, such as those found in flush toilets, while avoiding overflow.


    http://www.howstuffworks.com/how-to-repair-a-toilet4.htm



    I still laugh when a customer will ask for one. hehe
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    QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,626
    liquored up
    Nice shirt.
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    satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,410
    How about Douche
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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Darryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins
    NERDS!
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    Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    after an hour or so of playing with the catnip mouse the cat fell asleep in my lap and the boss's 17 yr old daughter comes into the room and says

    "....wow looks like you've really worn my pussy out today"
    the Minions
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    Heather EversHeather Evers Posts: 168
    that package is too big for my little box!!!
    If I had known then...what I know now...

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    sexysurfergirlsexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    u coming?
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I was just thinking the other day that Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' sounded dirty.. and painful.. and ever since then, haven't been able to listen to it in the same light. I mean really Johnny, you have a firey ring?

    Love is a burning thing
    And it makes a firey ring
    Bound by love's desire
    I fell into a ring of fire..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,917
    caucausion; it's kinda like cock and occasion together!
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    rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    "I wouldnt mind a lil more head."


    why does it always go back to the dunkman? :P
    Rarghstarfarian.
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Heather Evers wrote:
    that package is too big for my little box!!!

    Believe it or not...I've actually said that to someone, or very similar. Imagine some lady sticks her head out the bedroom window, and I'm at the door and shout up.."I've got a big package for you, it's much too big for your box".
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    "I wouldnt mind a lil more head."


    why does it always go back to the dunkman? :P


    brownstar sounds dirty to me
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I was just thinking the other day that Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' sounded dirty.. and painful.. and ever since then, haven't been able to listen to it in the same light. I mean really Johnny, you have a firey ring?

    Really? Dirty? It makes me think of someone that's had a really hot curry the night before. :o
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    rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    The Weiner Circle in Chicago
    Rarghstarfarian.
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    Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I was just thinking the other day that Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' sounded dirty.. and painful.. and ever since then, haven't been able to listen to it in the same light. I mean really Johnny, you have a firey ring?

    Love is a burning thing
    And it makes a firey ring
    Bound by love's desire
    I fell into a ring of fire..

    He must! June Carter Cash wrote that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I love to turn you on
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Wine stem...oh wait..guess you had to be there.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    sextuplets
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Saturnal wrote:
    sextuplets

    hehehehe...That TOTALLY sounds dirty.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,120
    some things you may hear at the dinner table


    don't play with your meat...

    just spread the legs in and stuff it in...
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    Two BirdsTwo Birds Posts: 256
    "I'm arriving"

    "Sock Monkey"
    Peace,
    ________________________
    Too many shows but never enough!
    These guys are the fruit of the earth...
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    senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    The Weiner Circle in Chicago

    The Pink Taco in Vegoose.
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