Things that sound dirty but aren't.
sennin
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So I was at a bar a couple of week ago and the big screen TV was on Fox Sports Northwest.
A show was just starting. It was the Oregon State Football show.
Called....
Beavers: All Access.
A show was just starting. It was the Oregon State Football show.
Called....
Beavers: All Access.
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"Secure your load".
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They were in some bar and the bar Manager a femal was talking about the different beer they have
She said : "You want the beer with a nice thick head, bigger head the better."
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
"Slippery when wet"
"Its a secret to everybody."
Whew, that's one terrific spread!
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
It's Cool Whip time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Are you going to come again next time?
It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
How many are coming?
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
How long do I beat it before it's ready?
That reminds me of my old apartment.
There were giant speed bumps in the parking lot. There were signs in the lot with 2 big bumps and it said "Speed Humps".
The signs were constantly stolen!
Here's a pic....
http://www.wilsonnc.org/Departments/PublicServices/ParkingTraffic/images/speedhump.jpg
nice very nice
Haha! Yes! I agree!
'pm me if you fancy it'. It's in my sig.
And she did fancy it! You should have seen how many times we PMd.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
"stocking stuffer"
it just doesn't quite sound right.
oh... just put that in my box
There are others but they escape me today.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
"Liquor in the front Poker in the Rear"
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Not really that funny...but, c'mon...it's always a little bit funny when someone uses the word "balls", no?
Top 10 Halloween Things that Sound Dirty
10. Shes a goblin
9. Id like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag....OH-Youre having a great night
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. Shes got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
5. If you just lick it, itll last longer.
4. Show me your JuJuBees and Ill let you see my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth,
2. You scared me stiff
1. Hes got Candy spread out on the living room floor
balls is good
the other day i asked a lady for an envelope and she takes it out and says "oh look... it's ribbed!!" then she blushed and said sorry
I so wanted to say "it's ribbed... for her pleasure"
this is the same lady that watched big brother and a few months ago announced "after last night.... my husband has decided that he like's Dick!!"
lol!
"ribbed for her pleasure...eeeeeewww"
Look, if you feel the need to talk dirty to someone over the internet, that's fine. I just take it all in good humour.
(Just thought I'd get in there with that one before you did)!
:eek:
And I thought I had lowered the standard!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison