Things that sound dirty but aren't.

sennin

So I was at a bar a couple of week ago and the big screen TV was on Fox Sports Northwest.

A show was just starting. It was the Oregon State Football show.

Called....

Beavers: All Access.

Jeanie

We've always made fun of these signs we have on the freeways here that say:

"Secure your load".

Phantom Pain

I was watching a show today on the MOJO channel

They were in some bar and the bar Manager a femal was talking about the different beer they have

She said : "You want the beer with a nice thick head, bigger head the better."

Snake

Jeanie wrote:

We've always made fun of these signs we have on the freeways here that say:

"Secure your load".

That made me think of the signs my friends and I think are funny:

"Slippery when wet"

Spunkie

Thank-you. Please come again.

pearlzepfan

Spooning. I thought it was something totally different then what it actually is!

norm

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't

Whew, that's one terrific spread!
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
It's Cool Whip time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Are you going to come again next time?
It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
How many are coming?
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
How long do I beat it before it's ready?

sennin

Snake wrote:

That made me think of the signs my friends and I think are funny:

"Slippery when wet"

That reminds me of my old apartment.

There were giant speed bumps in the parking lot. There were signs in the lot with 2 big bumps and it said "Speed Humps".

The signs were constantly stolen!

Here's a pic....

http://www.wilsonnc.org/Departments/PublicServices/ParkingTraffic/images/speedhump.jpg

norm

Beaver Liquors.....:p

jojo

cutback wrote:

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't

Whew, that's one terrific spread!
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
It's Cool Whip time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Are you going to come again next time?
It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
How many are coming?
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
How long do I beat it before it's ready?

nice very nice

Brain of J.Lo

Pujols.

MattCameronKicksButt

pearlzepfan wrote:

Spooning. I thought it was something totally different then what it actually is!

Haha! Yes! I agree!

'pm me if you fancy it'. It's in my sig.

harmless_little_f***

MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

Haha! Yes! I agree!

'pm me if you fancy it'. It's in my sig.

And she did fancy it! You should have seen how many times we PMd.

Spunkie

Drop and give me 20.

Phantom Pain

Old Hockey Goalie

Ron Tugnutt

chiquimonkey

cutback wrote:

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't

Whew, that's one terrific spread!
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
It's Cool Whip time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Are you going to come again next time?
It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
How many are coming?
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
How long do I beat it before it's ready?

i get that email every thanksgiving but it still cracks me up to no end

Brain of J.Lo

this one always gets me...not really sure why:

"stocking stuffer"

it just doesn't quite sound right.

bostonlou

i love at work when a gal says


oh... just put that in my box

Jeanie

Snake wrote:

That made me think of the signs my friends and I think are funny:

"Slippery when wet"

Yeah, we got them too. ( careful, I feel a Bon Jovi moment coming on! )But I do like warning any blokes in the car to secure themselves when we come across one of those signs.

There are others but they escape me today.

Phantom Pain

"All Deliveries in the Rear"

Hawkshore

The old wild west saloon sign


"Liquor in the front Poker in the Rear"