Things that sound dirty but aren't.

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  • :eek:

    And I thought I had lowered the standard!

    Thanks!

    I've never been a morning person. It takes a while for my diplomatic side to wake up!
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    "All Deliveries in the Rear"

    baha :) i see many parking at rear signs around the place
    wah
  • if I'm in the right frame of mind... EVERYTHING has a dirty double meaning :o:D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Yellow.
    The worst enemies of music? Money and Mathematics. Combined with music, they both do the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do. Money makes music cheap, mathematics makes it stupid and predictable.

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    Zagreb 2006/ Munich 2007/ Venice 2007/ Berlin 2009 / Venice 2010 / 2 x Berlin 2012 / Stockholm 2012 / Milan 2014 / Trieste 2014 / Vienna 2014 / Florence (EV) 2019 / Padova 2018 / Prague 2018 / Imola 2022 / Budapest 2022 / Vienna 2022 / Prague 2022 

  • Stereotype wrote:
    Yellow.

    Do NOT eat the yellow snow.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    I Do eat the yellow snow.

    oops sorry, wrong thread......;)
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • Linda wrote:
    oops sorry, wrong thread......;)

    NAAAAIIIICE!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • NAAAAIIIICE!

    (You need to clear some space in your mailbox. lol)




    bump
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Sennin, you need to be awarded for best threads EVER!!! :D


    because she stole my idea from a year ago?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=220709

    ;)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • (You need to clear some space in your mailbox. lol)




    bump

    I've just done it. Sorry!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Sennin, you need to be awarded for best threads EVER!!! :D
    DING DONG!!!! We have a WINNER!!!
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • bostonlou wrote:
    because he stole my idea from a year ago?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=220709

    ;)

    DING DONG!!! 2 Winners.

    Hey, he aint not she. Anything but!!! :mad:
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • mud pie
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    mud pie

    Would you like some pie?

    You have to taste my pie!

    Mmmmm.....pie!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    cockpit
    fish fingers
    shiny helmet
    coq au vin
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    cockpit
    fish fingers
    shiny helmet
    coq au vin
    what about ding dongs???
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    DING DONG!!! 2 Winners.

    Hey, he aint not she. Anything but!!! :mad:

    Thanks for the vote of confidence! :p

    and nice.......sig!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    what about ding dongs???


    dont be so sick










    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Penetrating the end zone
    (as in football)

    :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    Lizard wrote:
    Penetrating the end zone
    (as in football)

    :D

    talking about football, you gotten love "the tight end is in postion"
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
    angels share laughter
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    Lizard wrote:
    Penetrating the end zone
    (as in football)

    :D

    Reminds me of a clip they play here on a local radio staion. The radio announcer of the Seahawks says.... "...and he BLASTS it in the hole."
  • sennin wrote:
    So I was at a bar a couple of week ago and the big screen TV was on Fox Sports Northwest.

    A show was just starting. It was the Oregon State Football show.

    Called....

    Beavers: All Access.

    :p

    Sounds like something from a Vonnegut book.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • prism wrote:
    talking about football, you gotten love "the tight end is in postion"

    As long as the tight end doesn't become a wide receiver.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    As long as the tight end doesn't become a wide receiver.

    well yeah, the qb does give it to the wide receiver deep within the end zone. where as the tight end usually gets a more shallow thrust from the qb in the endzone
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
    angels share laughter
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    "I'm rehoming my dog tomorrow."
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonlou wrote:
    "I'm rehoming my dog tomorrow."

    I pink slipped mine.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    then there's baseball: "he slides into the catcher"
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
    angels share laughter
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Rub-a-dub dub, Three Men in a Tub!!!

    :eek: :D:D

    (Nursery Rhyme)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • cutback wrote:

    I've been there and thought the same thing. Avon was a cool place for spring break.
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