Eddie is not God

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  • DOSW
    DOSW Posts: 2,014
    69charger wrote:
    Of course that's not how it works! That's the great cop-out of religion.

    But what if it turned out that praying to Eddie Vedder is MORE effective than praying to Jesus?

    What would you do then?

    Look, I realize that there is no hard, conclusive scientific evidence pointing toward affirming religious beliefs. Yes, I know. That is why it's FAITH and not FACT. There is also no hard, conclusive scientific evidence disproving religious beliefs either. Evolution, which I believe in, does little to discredit the possibility of a divine power.

    *sigh* I'm not going to get into a religious debate. Yes, I'm an idiot because I believe in a greater spiritual power. Whatever. Just keep it off my wave, please.
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • 69charger
    69charger Posts: 1,045
    DOSW wrote:
    Look, I realize that there is no hard, conclusive scientific evidence pointing toward affirming religious beliefs. Yes, I know. That is why it's FAITH and not FACT. There is also no hard, conclusive scientific evidence disproving religious beliefs either. Evolution, which I believe in, does little to discredit the possibility of a divine power.

    *sigh* I'm not going to get into a religious debate. Yes, I'm an idiot because I believe in a greater spiritual power. Whatever. Just keep it off my wave, please.

    Come on, say it with me...

    Eddie Vedder, who art in the Greater Seattle Metro Area, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy music come. Thy rocking will be done, in Wisconsin as it is in Argentina. And forgive us our trespasses, even if they were as bad as listening to Creed when they were cool for about a minute. Lead us not into another Binaural, but deliver us a few more Yields. Amen.

    p.s. I wished for a Pony :D
  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    69charger wrote:
    Come on, say it with me...

    Eddie Vedder, who art in the Greater Seattle Metro Area, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy music come. Thy rocking will be done, in Wisconsin as it is in Argentina. And forgive us our trespasses, even if they were as bad as listening to Creed when they were cool for about a minute. Lead us not into another Binaural, but deliver us a few more Yields. Amen.

    p.s. I wished for a Pony :D

    I've got to give credit where credit is due. Nicely done! That's damn good funny stuff.
    Thy rocking will be done, in Wisconsin as it is in Argentina. I can't stop laughing at that line.
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  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Natural Law, natural law. I've been reading threads here and I see them all gravitating toward natural law.

    On that note, yes, I agree, Eddie is just a man, but, my goodness, he's a man with a penis. Say hallelujah!
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  • El_Kabong
    El_Kabong Posts: 4,141
    i would also like to throw onto the table that ppl talking heads like rush limbaugh, glenn beck, sean hannity...are not gods, either
    standin above the crowd
    he had a voice that was strong and loud and
    i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
    eager to identify with
    someone above the crowd
    someone who seemed to feel the same
    someone prepared to lead the way
  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    El_Kabong wrote:
    i would also like to throw onto the table that ppl talking heads like rush limbaugh, glenn beck, sean hannity...are not gods, either

    And lacking in anatomical anatomy.
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  • 69charger
    69charger Posts: 1,045
    El_Kabong wrote:
    i would also like to throw onto the table that ppl talking heads like rush limbaugh, glenn beck, sean hannity...are not gods, either

    Neither are Alex Jones or Prof. Steven Jones ;)
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    El_Kabong wrote:
    i would also like to throw onto the table that ppl talking heads like rush limbaugh, glenn beck, sean hannity...are not gods, either

    But they ARE Devils,

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