Whew!!! what a relief, I thought Mike quit the band.
SIN EATERS--We take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.
Praying to Eddie Vedder does just as much good to affect a particular outcome as praying to Jesus does, so, why not?
:rolleyes:
I knew I'd get a response like this, and I don't even know why I'm dignifying this with a response.
Let's see... Jesus is a man who many believe is the son of God, performed miracles, raised from the dead... you know the deal. He has been worshiped for almost 2000 years.
Eddie Vedder is a rock star.
No matter what your beliefs are, comparing Eddie Vedder to Jesus is a stupid thing to do.
It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
I knew I'd get a response like this, and I don't even know why I'm dignifying this with a response.
Let's see... Jesus is a man who many believe is the son of God, performed miracles, raised from the dead... you know the deal. He has been worshiped for almost 2000 years.
Eddie Vedder is a rock star.
No matter what your beliefs are, comparing Eddie Vedder to Jesus is a stupid thing to do.
Yeah but this is testable!
Simply pray to Eddie and records your results over a period of time and do the same with Jesus. See who comes out on top.
Who was that other mortal guy that people worship? They use his teachings as justifications for all their own opinions too. Started with J. . . .
Worshiping Jesus is different from worshiping Eddie Vedder. I really hope I don't have to explain why.
Jesus? I was thinking of Jimmi Hendrix.
It doesn't matter if you're male, female, or confused; black, white, brown, red, green, yellow; gay, lesbian; redneck cop, stoned; ugly; military style, doggy style; fat, rich or poor; vegetarian or cannibal; bum, hippie, virgin; famous or drunk-you're either an asshole or you're not!
Like an angel fly over your house
Like an angel pass out wishes
Like an angel I will move the arrow
Like an angel I live alone
I'm not livin' what was promised
I am close but can't enjoy
Oh I'm not dyin'
Oh I'm so tortured 'cause I see all
Tortured and all I cannot do
Tortured all I should have done
Tortured while I occupied a man
I'm not livin' what was promised
I am far from glorified
Oh I'm not dyin'
Oh I'm not alone
Mind is not a celestial state with idle hymns of praise
Time is short I have an appointment at noon at noon in Hell
Across the waste of space and fields of air I glide alone at
night Oh please please think of me 'cause I'm I'm by your side
I'm by your side I'm by your side oh
I'm I'm right in front of you I'm by your side
Of course that's not how it works! That's the great cop-out of religion.
But what if it turned out that praying to Eddie Vedder is MORE effective than praying to Jesus?
What would you do then?
Look, I realize that there is no hard, conclusive scientific evidence pointing toward affirming religious beliefs. Yes, I know. That is why it's FAITH and not FACT. There is also no hard, conclusive scientific evidence disproving religious beliefs either. Evolution, which I believe in, does little to discredit the possibility of a divine power.
*sigh* I'm not going to get into a religious debate. Yes, I'm an idiot because I believe in a greater spiritual power. Whatever. Just keep it off my wave, please.
It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
Look, I realize that there is no hard, conclusive scientific evidence pointing toward affirming religious beliefs. Yes, I know. That is why it's FAITH and not FACT. There is also no hard, conclusive scientific evidence disproving religious beliefs either. Evolution, which I believe in, does little to discredit the possibility of a divine power.
*sigh* I'm not going to get into a religious debate. Yes, I'm an idiot because I believe in a greater spiritual power. Whatever. Just keep it off my wave, please.
Come on, say it with me...
Eddie Vedder, who art in the Greater Seattle Metro Area, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy music come. Thy rocking will be done, in Wisconsin as it is in Argentina. And forgive us our trespasses, even if they were as bad as listening to Creed when they were cool for about a minute. Lead us not into another Binaural, but deliver us a few more Yields. Amen.
Eddie Vedder, who art in the Greater Seattle Metro Area, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy music come. Thy rocking will be done, in Wisconsin as it is in Argentina. And forgive us our trespasses, even if they were as bad as listening to Creed when they were cool for about a minute. Lead us not into another Binaural, but deliver us a few more Yields. Amen.
p.s. I wished for a Pony
I've got to give credit where credit is due. Nicely done! That's damn good funny stuff. Thy rocking will be done, in Wisconsin as it is in Argentina. I can't stop laughing at that line.
i would also like to throw onto the table that ppl talking heads like rush limbaugh, glenn beck, sean hannity...are not gods, either
standin above the crowd
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
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Whew!!! what a relief, I thought Mike quit the band.
:rolleyes:
I knew I'd get a response like this, and I don't even know why I'm dignifying this with a response.
Let's see... Jesus is a man who many believe is the son of God, performed miracles, raised from the dead... you know the deal. He has been worshiped for almost 2000 years.
Eddie Vedder is a rock star.
No matter what your beliefs are, comparing Eddie Vedder to Jesus is a stupid thing to do.
Yeah but this is testable!
Simply pray to Eddie and records your results over a period of time and do the same with Jesus. See who comes out on top.
Nothing worse than blind faith.
a LEGEND.
Eddie who?
If there was decisive scientific evidence of God, then everyone in the world would believe in him. But that's not how it works.
Jesus? I was thinking of Jimmi Hendrix.
-C Addison
Of course that's not how it works! That's the great cop-out of religion.
But what if it turned out that praying to Eddie Vedder is MORE effective than praying to Jesus?
What would you do then?
Like an angel fly over your house
Like an angel pass out wishes
Like an angel I will move the arrow
Like an angel I live alone
I'm not livin' what was promised
I am close but can't enjoy
Oh I'm not dyin'
Oh I'm so tortured 'cause I see all
Tortured and all I cannot do
Tortured all I should have done
Tortured while I occupied a man
I'm not livin' what was promised
I am far from glorified
Oh I'm not dyin'
Oh I'm not alone
Mind is not a celestial state with idle hymns of praise
Time is short I have an appointment at noon at noon in Hell
Across the waste of space and fields of air I glide alone at
night Oh please please think of me 'cause I'm I'm by your side
I'm by your side I'm by your side oh
I'm I'm right in front of you I'm by your side
Mihi cura futuri.
The elements they speak to me.
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so cute they are
Look, I realize that there is no hard, conclusive scientific evidence pointing toward affirming religious beliefs. Yes, I know. That is why it's FAITH and not FACT. There is also no hard, conclusive scientific evidence disproving religious beliefs either. Evolution, which I believe in, does little to discredit the possibility of a divine power.
*sigh* I'm not going to get into a religious debate. Yes, I'm an idiot because I believe in a greater spiritual power. Whatever. Just keep it off my wave, please.
Come on, say it with me...
Eddie Vedder, who art in the Greater Seattle Metro Area, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy music come. Thy rocking will be done, in Wisconsin as it is in Argentina. And forgive us our trespasses, even if they were as bad as listening to Creed when they were cool for about a minute. Lead us not into another Binaural, but deliver us a few more Yields. Amen.
p.s. I wished for a Pony
I've got to give credit where credit is due. Nicely done! That's damn good funny stuff.
Thy rocking will be done, in Wisconsin as it is in Argentina. I can't stop laughing at that line.
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On that note, yes, I agree, Eddie is just a man, but, my goodness, he's a man with a penis. Say hallelujah!
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he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
And lacking in anatomical anatomy.
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Neither are Alex Jones or Prof. Steven Jones
But they ARE Devils,